The tearless me could only continue eating with the old beggar. He was an expert who had been famous for decades. I didn't dare to hit him or scold him. To be honest, I wasn't afraid of him. I was afraid that if I angered him and he called tens of thousands of Beggar's Sect disciples to stop me, I would be finished.
He had never thought that he would be blinded by the wild geese after he had been hunting for them all day. He had never been so cowardly. He knew that he had been played by others, but he still had to treat them to a meal while talking and laughing. He really understood the meaning of the word grievance. Grievance represented suffering.
Feeling helpless, I lost the courage to talk to him. I could only focus on eating and listening to the conversations of the people in the restaurant.
After listening for a while, I found it boring. I realized that the public was more interested in discussing whose man went to a prostitute and whose wife stole a man. It was inappropriate for children.
However, after listening for a while, he became interested because he heard them talk about a criminal case. It was said that the female dog of Official Zhao's family was raped by the male dog of Official Liu's family. Everything in the world was equal. This dog also had the right to be a dog. Madam Zhao was a Buddhist and had always treated this bitch as her daughter. She almost fed her personally. Since her daughter was raped, she naturally had to go to court and argue with the yamen. She immediately sent a thousand taels of silver to the county magistrate. When Minister Liu saw that something was wrong, he also sent two thousand taels of silver. The county magistrate looked at it and saw that one thousand taels of silver and the other two thousand taels of silver. Was there still a need to think about it? He immediately sentenced the bitch to 20 years in prison. The reason was that the female dog of Official Zhao's family wore too little and seduced the male dog of Official Liu's family first. The crime of rape was not established, and she even falsely accused others. Ah, it was his dog. Moreover, the female dog seduced him first. The male dog did physical labor and needed to be paid. The female dog was also sentenced to compensate the male dog with 300 taels of silver for its recuperation.
Look, this is society, this is humanity. As long as you have money, there is nothing to be guilty of. Just as he was listening with great interest, a sentence came from beside him."Yes, that's true. She's the number one slut in the martial arts world.”
My self-esteem immediately suffered a strong blow. Impossible, how could there be someone more despicable than me in this world? At that moment, he listened attentively, thinking that if he knew who that person was, he would definitely go and ask for advice. He would use a battle to decide who was the most despicable person in the world.
At this moment, a seductive poem came from the second floor."The wind blows and the water flows.”As soon as he finished speaking, a person came up. This person was dressed in white and had an extraordinary temperament. He was considered handsome and unrestrained.
After everyone heard the poem, they looked at the person who had come. They saw that this person was holding a sword and had a brush stuck to his waist. It should be the Life-Taking Judge Brush of the Hundred Soldiers of Jianghu. Good boy, both of them are sharp weapons.
At this moment, a burly man with a large saber stood up and said to the man,"May I ask if you are the number one young expert in the pugilistic world, the Sword Brush Guest, the Sword Hero?”
When I heard that, I was instantly stunned. Was this person calling me? That was not right. He did not remember telling others about his identity.
The man in white drank a glass of water and said,"No talent, no talent, it's me.”
When I heard this, I understood that someone was impersonating me. I was excited. I didn't realize that I was so famous. Even an imposter came out. Haha, I was ready to expose him so that he wouldn't ruin my reputation.
Just as I was about to speak, a young man about my age spoke first,"Impossible, you're an imposter!" He had a determined look on his face, as if he had seen me before.
Everyone was from Jianghu. Only a few of them were idle people who came to eat in the city. However, seeing that there was a commotion, they all looked at the young man as if they were waiting for him to say something.
When the young man saw that so many people were watching him, he immediately felt proud. He cleared his throat and pointed at the man in white." F * ck, f * ck, he's a real Sword and Pen Guest. He's wearing a black mask and holding a black arrow. It's quite dangerous to save people, but he killed a large number of people with a wave of his hand. The stars in the sky rained down and lightning reflected on his masked face. It's as if he borrowed the arrow from Yu Restaurant. This is the real Sword and Pen Guest…" He said with saliva flying everywhere and stars falling everywhere. Even I was a little impressed by his eloquence.
At this moment, the burly man beside him stood up and said,"F * ck, you can just say that the straw boat borrowed arrows. It took up so much of everyone's time and it's not reliable news.”
When the burly man saw that everyone was looking at him again, he slowly said,"His real name is Cheap Pen Owner. The arrow that the child said is wrong. If he took an arrow, where did his pen go? The real Cheap Pen Guest didn't use a sword or an arrow, but a pen. He was dressed in black day and night and never showed his true face. However, he was a cheap person. Only he could suppress Wang Zilong, the rising star of Jianghu and the king of cheap kings. He was ranked first among the top ten disgusting people in Jianghu!”
"Puff!" I spat out a mouthful of tea from my mouth. Damn it, why did both of us come out? I was just feeling depressed that my nickname was indeed cool, but the rankings didn't seem right…
"Hey, what are you puking about?" A big man asked me. Are you not convinced? Let me tell you, you can't afford to spit out two righteous villains. If you're not convinced, then come out and spar with everyone here.”As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and assumed a battle stance. I could tell that it was Shaolin's Arhat Fist. F * ck, he's even a Shaolin layman disciple. Moreover, I saw that he knew most of the people here. He's a pretentious fellow.
I quickly wiped my mouth and said," No, no, how could I be disrespectful to these two despicable heroes? They are my goals, my idols, and the people I respect the most!”
"Then who do you respect the most?" The big man saw that he was a kindred spirit, so he withdrew his fist and said to me.
Everyone looked at me fiercely. I knew that if I said anything wrong, they would come up and beat me up without hesitation.
I thought about it and realized that he was referring to the cheap pen-writer. Without any hesitation, I said,"Of course, the one who supports you the most is Swordsman Cheap Pen Guest. I have received your kindness. When I came to this foreign land alone, I felt extremely lonely. When I thought of no one at home, my heart ached and I was secretly sad. Suddenly, I saw Swordsman Cheap Pen Guest escape alone. Ah, at that moment, Swordsman Cheap Pen was like the sun that warmed my heart. I knew that the heavens still loved me. At that moment, the sun, moon, and stars... Nothing could compare to the stature of the Despicable Pen Guest. The glorious image of the Despicable Pen Guest was as benevolent as a god, which stopped my heart from turning cold. The girl that the Despicable Pen Guest saved was as beautiful as an angel, illuminating my path…"
After saying so much in one breath, everyone clapped and cheered. The young man said excitedly," I support Scum Pen. Scum Pen, Scum Pen, you're the strongest. You're the strongest during the day, you're the strongest at night, and you go to the toilet every night…"
When everyone heard this, they all cheered. For a moment, it became the most awesome slogan!
I was the only one who broke out in a cold sweat. I mustn't say that I'm Wang Zilong. Otherwise, I'll definitely become the public enemy of the pugilistic world. Sigh, once I'm praised by others, my popularity will immediately rise. Wang Wang is so miserable. I really hope that you'll prosper, I'll prosper, and everyone will prosper!
I sighed inwardly at the day. It was always a happy day at the beginning, but after that, it was a polar opposite. It could really be said that heaven was playing tricks on people. I sat opposite the old beggar by the window. He was eating happily, and for the first time, I lost my appetite and looked at the bustling street outside the window.
Everyone was still talking about the deeds of the Cheap Pen Guest. My scalp went numb when I heard it. How could I have done this? Even my clone couldn't have done so much in a month! If I didn't rob some evil family of hundreds of thousands of taels of silver today, I would rob some corrupt official's path tomorrow. I really have a headache.
At this moment, a person came up from the second floor. She walked very lightly and wore a bamboo hat. She was dressed in green and held a bundle and a long sword in her hands. She slowly walked to the table beside me and sat down. When she passed by me, I smelled a faint fragrance. It should be a girl. I quickly turned my head away from the window and thought about how I should…get to know her.
After the person sat down, he packed his bag and said,"Waiter, get me a jug of wine first."
When I heard that the voice was very delicate and confirmed that it was a girl, my mood instantly improved by more than half.
The waiter quickly said,"Sir, please wait a moment. I'm coming."”
I laughed evilly and turned around to the woman."Young lady, he already called you grandpa, making you look so much older. Aren't you angry?”
"What does it have to do with you whether I'm angry or not?" The girl asked coldly.”
I continued to laugh evilly." Miss, I saw that you were walking with a heroic bearing and a heroic spirit. You were elegant and noble. You must be beautiful, elegant, and generous. Since you came out to explore the Jianghu alone, you must be cheerful, independent, knowledgeable, and intelligent. That's why you wanted to make friends. It's a slanderous saying that friends come from afar. Isn't it true that more friends mean more roads? I think that with your cheerful personality, you won't reject my intention to make friends.”
The woman chuckled." You're an interesting person. Why are you praising me like this when you haven't even met me?"”
"This one is just speaking the truth. I wonder if I can have the honor of drinking with you?”I laughed.
She smiled and said,"Take care of your beggar friend. Have some sympathy."”
Would I give up just like that? Of course not."Since Young Lady is a compassionate person, then can I ask Young Lady for a favor first?”
"Speak!" She said coldly, as if she didn't care what I suggested.
"Uh, this one invited this old beggar to eat, but I don't have enough silver. I wonder if Young Lady can be kind and help me pay the bill. When I have money in the future, I will return it tenfold.”I pretended to be troubled.
The green-robed woman was also a forthright person. She immediately called out,"Waiter!"
"Here you go, sir. What else do you need?”The waiter said as he walked over.
"I've settled this young master's bill, how much is it?”The woman said calmly.
"Yes, sir, a total of seventy taels of silver.”The waiter replied.
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