I thought that with so much silver, the woman would hesitate for a moment. Who knew that she would not say a word and just take out a palm-sized ingot from her bag. I sighed in my heart. What a big piece of gold. Silver notes are popular in this era. Why are there still people using ingots? Could it be that this woman is not afraid of carrying heavy weights?
Immediately, many people who had never seen the world looked over and were surprised by the size of the ingot in this person's hand.
The waiter was also shocked and drooled. Just as he was about to reach out to take it, the woman retracted her hand and said to the waiter,"Wait a minute."
The woman held the ingot in her hand and pinched it with her thumb and index finger. With a crisp bang, the ingot was broken open. The woman handed the small part to the waiter and said indifferently,"There's no need to look for it."
At this moment, everyone on the entire floor was surprised to see this girl. It could be said that they were looking at this girl.
I was the only one who looked at him calmly. There was also an old beggar who was eating with his head lowered. He didn't even raise his head. I took a deep breath and broke the silence." Miss, you are not only beautiful, noble, elegant, intelligent, and smart, but you are also very good at martial arts. You are also very chivalrous. You are generous and generous, and your skills are very good. You have even practiced Shaolin's Vajra Finger to the point where you can cut through stones and break gold. I am impressed by your heroic spirit and your heroic bearing. My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, and my admiration for you is like the Yellow River overflowing, unstoppable…"
Before I could finish my words, someone behind me said in a loud voice,"Young lady, this brat talks too much nonsense, don't bother about him.”
F * ck, in this day and age, there's still someone who dares to disturb me when I'm picking up girls. I turned around and saw that the person who spoke was the burly man who challenged me one-on-one just now. He looked like he couldn't stand me. F * ck, I can tolerate it, but I can't. I was already angry just now. I just didn't want to lower myself to these people's level. However, seeing him pretend to drink while looking at us indifferently, that look really deserved a beating.
"Who are you? I'm in a good mood and don't want to argue with you.”Seeing that he is my loyal fan, I decided to put up with him again.
Who knew that he would ignore me and continue,"Miss, what a handsome martial arts. May I ask if it's Shaolin's Great Strength Vajra Finger?”
The woman was stunned for a moment before she continued,"So what if there is?”
The burly man put down the wine cup and took out a silver ingot from his pocket. He walked in front of the woman and asked,"Can we do it again?" As soon as she finished speaking, half of the people in the restaurant surrounded the woman.
The girl was not afraid when she saw the situation. She said with a hint of disdain,"Hmph, you think you're worthy of me attacking?”
The burly man's face darkened. He said," How can a little girl like you learn Shaolin's martial arts? Could it be that you're the demoness of the Demon Sect, Xia Xun? Did you steal my Shaolin's secret manual?" Isn't it? Speak!"
The girl didn't mind. She turned sideways and pulled out her sword. She held it in front of her and said disdainfully,"Stop talking nonsense. I don't know any demonic witch. If you want to fight, come.”
I immediately praised him in my heart. I liked his stubborn personality.
I felt gratified in my heart. This matter started because of me, not to mention that it was such a lovable and stubborn girl. How could I just let her go? Although I didn't know what she looked like, I was sure that she was a beauty. I couldn't help but sigh in my heart. Another hero saving a beauty!
I can tell that this girl has just entered Jianghu. Although her martial arts are not weak, she is definitely not a match for so many people working together.
Without waiting for those big men to speak, I stepped forward and stood beside the woman. Although I knew that she couldn't see under the bamboo hat, I still gave her a deep look. After all, she wasn't the only woman here, right?
Then, he said to her,"Don't be afraid, Miss. I'm here."”
I wanted to give her a hug, but seeing so many people around, I could only wait for the next time.
When those burly men saw me standing with the woman and listened to my words, they knew that they were going to fight today. The leader of the burly men said,"It seems that we are not going to explain today. Since you said that you are not the Demon Sect's Demoness, how could you know my Shaolin Temple's Great Strength Vajra Finger? What is the relationship between you and the Demon Sect's Demoness? If you don't explain clearly today, no one can leave this place.”
Before the woman could speak, I directly said,"What does a young disciple like you know? You're just a layman. It's not your place to talk. How did old monk Zhishan teach his disciple? " Is everyone who knows it related to the Dark Sect? I also know that Zhang Honghe from the Martial Arts Circle Convention knows Shaolin's Dragon's Claw. Why is he also from the Dark Sect? Hmph, you haven't seen the world yet. I'll let you experience Shaolin's Great Strength Vajra Palm!”
Without waiting for them to react, he snatched the remaining gold ingot from the woman's hand and touched her small hand. The gold ingot was placed in his palm. Actually, I didn't know Shaolin's Vajra Palm. I just wanted to use the internal energy of the Indestructible Vajra Divine Art to turn the gold ingot into powder to scare them. I didn't want to make enemies with these fans.
The gold was in my hands. It was a little strange, but I didn't care about him. I circulated my inner qi and gently clenched my fist. The gold instantly turned into powder and fell to the ground bit by bit. I pretended to do something small and directly clapped my hands. I didn't forget to say to the woman," It's okay, I'll pay you back. It's just some gold…"
With this, everyone was instantly dumbfounded. This hand was too strong! The women looked at me with admiration, while the men looked at me in horror and disbelief.
When I saw that I had really fooled them, I couldn't help but feel smug in my heart. Haha, you must be afraid now.
The waiter was also dumbfounded, but he had already recovered. He put the gold to his mouth and opened his mouth to bite it.
"Bang!" The gold was bitten into two halves, half in his hand and the other half in his mouth.
This time, everyone was a little at a loss. I was also shocked. I directly clapped and cheered,"The martial world is indeed full of crouching tigers and hidden dragons. Is this brother using the Great Strength King Kong Mouth? There's always someone better than you. I've really been taught a lesson. Now I know that my hand is really worlds apart from your mouth. Such a miraculous technique is really rare in the world…"
When everyone heard this, they were all stunned. The burly man and the others also looked at each other. They were all surprised that there was still a mountain higher than the other. There were really many capable people in the martial arts world. A random waiter was already so powerful.
After the waiter spat out the gold in his mouth, he looked at us and said,"This ingot is fake. If it's stuffed to death, it'll be harder than a steamed bun that's been stored for a month.”
This sudden sentence made all the big men confused. They looked at the woman holding the long sword and me who was secretly laughing at the side. They really hated me. I also understood why the gold made me feel a little strange. I kept laughing. The group of big men looked at the woman and me. Seeing that the battle formation had been pulled apart, they didn't want to fight. If the other party made a move, they would retreat. If word got out, it would be too embarrassing. It would also embarrass Shaolin. Perhaps in a few days, there would be a butcher holding a kitchen knife in front of the Shaolin Temple. If they fought, they would not use the Vajra Finger at all. At most, they would use fake silver. However, that was under the jurisdiction of the constables and had nothing to do with him.
For a moment, the burly men looked at us without moving. The girl and I didn't know what to do either. Everyone on the second floor could only watch from the side. Only the old beggar was still eating. The surroundings were silent.
Just as they were in a stalemate, they heard a "beep" sound, like a bolt from the blue, very ear-piercing.
As soon as I finished speaking, everyone upstairs covered their noses. I also hurriedly held my breath. My face turned red from holding it in.
After a while, the smell of fart gradually spread to the first floor. All the customers vomited the food they had just eaten and cursed the person who farted.
It was just a fart, but the power was so great! The might of a fart was unstoppable in the world!
After the first fart, there was no second fart. In the time for an incense stick to burn, the smell gradually dissipated. Everyone was suffocating and breathed in large mouthfuls of fresh air. I looked at the woman. It seemed that she was not having a good time either. I was depressed. Why didn't she faint from suffocation so that I could give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
After breathing in the fresh air, everyone looked left and right, no longer looking at us. It seemed that they were looking for the source of the fart.
Gradually, everyone's gaze shifted to the old beggar who was eating.
The old beggar was not blind. Seeing so many people looking at him, he did not hesitate. He put down his chopsticks and grinned at everyone."I'm sorry, I ate too much green onion just now…"
When everyone heard this, they saw that he had apologized and that he was still an old man. They did not pursue the matter and prepared to turn their gazes back to us who were facing each other.
I saw that I couldn't be the center of attention anymore. I had to divert my attention. I immediately turned to look at the old beggar and said respectfully,"An expert is an expert, and a beggar is a beggar. In the past, he farted three times a day. It was troublesome. Now, with this new beggar's fart, he could fart five times. One fart a day, the effect was not bad, and it was affordable!”
When everyone heard this, they all laughed. This fart had an imposing aura. Even the cloaked woman covered her mouth and laughed.
The old beggar was not angry when he heard that. He only said,"This fart is practical, it's not a loss." Then, he started eating as if nothing had happened. He treated us as if we didn't exist and eating was his biggest concern.
After laughing, we became much more friendly. At this moment, I looked at the woman beside me and smiled evilly."This one's eyes are bad, I saw wrongly Young Lady's technique and caused trouble for Young Lady, please don't blame me!”
The woman stopped laughing and said coldly,"It's nothing. I'm not afraid of these people's trouble. It's just that I left my house in a hurry and didn't bring much silver. I'll have to trouble you with the money for the wine.”
"Haha, it's my honor to be able to pay the bill for you. For you, this one can throw caution to the wind and jump into the manure pit, grab the foot pedal, and sacrifice heroically.”I said in a righteous tone.
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