Seeing Yi Xiaodong walk away and disappear, the girls who had been tensed up finally couldn't hold it in any longer. They burst into laughter without hiding it.
Everyone was smiling casually, not restraining their smiles even though the Fort Master was present. It could be seen that they were usually as close as sisters to Liu Xian Er in private, with no difference in status. A few of them laughed so hard that they couldn't stand it anymore and simply sat on the ground while clutching their stomachs.
After laughing loudly, Xiao Ting, who had been standing behind Liu Xian Er, hesitated for a moment before finally saying," Chieftain, there's something that Xiao Ting doesn't understand."
"What is it? Tell me." It was obvious that Liu Xian Er was in a good mood.
"Fort Master, what was the Gut Breaking Powder you gave Yi Xiaodong just now? Xiao Ting has followed the Fort Master for so many years, but why has she never heard the Fort Master mention it before?" Xiao Ting looked puzzled. Could it be that there was something about the Fort Master that she did not know?
"What's wrong? Even you believe that I fed that kid the Heartbreak Powder?”Liu Xian Er couldn't help but feel a little proud. It seemed like her performance just now was very accurate. Even her sisters who had followed her for so many years believed her.
"Isn't that so? But the chief clearly fed him a pill just now." Xiao Ting was still not sure. Usually, the Fort Master rarely joked.
"Hehe, I don't have any Soul Shattering Powder. It's just an active pill to strengthen the body. It's good for the body."
"Oh. I see. I told you." Little Ting suddenly realized," Stronghold Chieftain is brilliant. In this case, Yi Xiaodong definitely won't dare to slip away in order to save his life."
Liu Xian Er shook her head,"This move can only be hidden for a while but not forever."
"What should we do then? If Yi Xiaodong finds out, he will definitely sneak away." Xiao Ting said. Sigh, it wasn't easy for a man to come to Lotus Village. If he didn't have fun, how could he let him off so easily?
"Yes." Liu Xian Er nodded." In order to make him completely believe us, we still have to take another step."
"What do we do?" Xiao Ting was interested. Thinking about how Yi Xiaodong believed it with his ashen face, he couldn't help but laugh again.
"When you bring him food later, put some medicine in the food that can make his stomach hurt but not fatal. After the pain passes, he'll believe it."
"Don't worry, Fort Master. I'll leave this matter to Xiao Ting. I guarantee that I'll complete the mission."
"Alright, go ahead. Oh right, tell the sisters that from now on, no one is allowed to tease Yi Xiaodong anymore. Otherwise, they will be punished according to the village rules."
"Yes, sir!"
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Under the lead of the female Mountain Bandit, Yi Xiao Dong arrived at the woodshed in a depressed manner.
The woodshed was not big and was filled with firewood. There was only a small empty space in a corner.
" Sister Bandit, how can people live in this place? Look, it's so small. There's not even a bed." Yi Xiaodong grabbed the female Mountain Bandit who was about to leave and forced a smile. F * ck, this is not a place for people to live. The conditions are not even as good as Uncle Ma's. Uncle Ma's house was a shabby thatched cottage but it was good to stay in and had a bed.
"Yes, the conditions are a little bad." The female Mountain Bandit nodded and said," Why don't you sleep at my place, Young Master? I'm sleeping with Little Cui, Little Flower, and Fat Lass. I have more than ten sisters. Hey, Brother Dong, I haven't finished talking yet. Why are you pushing me?"
After finally sending off the love-struck female Mountain Bandit, Yi Xiaodong was so tired that he sat on the ground. Sigh, women are really difficult to deal with, especially those who are infatuated with her. It's really not easy to get rid of her.
Looking at the pleated floral dress in his hand, Yi Xiaodong could not help but snort.
What kind of lousy dress is this? The name sounds nice, but it's ugly to death. How ridiculous. Who would fight for such a fat dress? If it wasn't for the fact that I really don't have any clothes to wear, I wouldn't want them. She even thanked him properly. Pah.
Just as Yi Xiaodong was cursing and feeling vexed, the wooden door was pushed open. Yi Xiaodong raised his head and saw that it was the love-struck female Mountain Bandit who had delivered food.
He was not grateful. After the female Mountain Bandit put down the food, Yi Xiaodong directly chased her away.
F * ck, you locked me up here with poison and you still want to be nice? No way. Although you didn't poison him, you're an accomplice if you allow your master to harm the innocent. He would still be sentenced to death.
At this moment, Yi Xiaodong was really hungry, especially since the food was not bad. There was fish, meat, and a bottle of wine. He, who had never eaten a decent meal before, immediately ate and drank without hesitation.
After eating and drinking to his heart's content, Yi Xiaodong felt that something was not right. His stomach seemed to hurt a little. At first, he could still endure it, but the pain became more and more painful. In the end, he could not help but roll on the ground.
" Someone, help! Ouch, it hurts!"
Hearing Yi Xiaodong's voice, Xiao Ting, who had been waiting outside the door, rushed in.
Looking at Yi Xiaodong rolling on the ground, Xiao Ting couldn't help but secretly laugh. She covered the corner of her mouth and asked knowingly," What's wrong?”
"I think I'm poisoned. Quick, call 110 and send me to the hospital. Ouch, it hurts so much."
Although she couldn't understand what Yi Xiaodong was talking about, Xiao Ting still followed the lines that Liu Xian Er had instructed her to say,""Young Master, you are not poisoned, but the Gut Severing Powder in your body is acting up. Everyone who had taken Gut Breaking Powder was like this. Don't worry, it'll be fine when my body gets used to it." After saying that, Xiao Ting turned around and left.
Sure enough, after a while, Yi Xiaodong felt that his stomach did not hurt anymore.
F * ck, the Gut Breaking Powder is indeed the Gut Breaking Powder. The effects are so strong. I almost died from the pain.
After tasting the power of the Gut Cutting Powder, Yi Xiaodong felt that the only way now was to herd the cows obediently. After getting familiar with the terrain of Mount Amelia, he would think of a way to steal the antidote. In short, he could not go anywhere before he stole the antidote. He could not easily risk his life.
F * ck, when I get the antidote, I'll definitely burn down the Lotus Village. I'll let you be rude to me again.
As she cursed, she spread a layer of straw on the ground and shook her head helplessly. She put on the pleated floral dress and sized it up. Wow, what a handsome transvestite! Fortunately, there was no concept of transvestites in this era. Otherwise, Yi Xiaodong would not be able to clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
Sigh, just bear with it a little longer. I'll have new clothes to wear in a few days. I wonder how Uncle Ma is doing now. He must be very anxious that I haven't gone back yet. However, there was no other way. Who asked me to meet a group of female hooligans? With innocent and beautiful fantasies and worries, Yi Xiaodong fell asleep unconsciously.
Dinner was still delivered by the love-struck female Mountain Bandit. After repeatedly confirming that Yi Xiaodong did not need to be served at night, the love-struck female Mountain Bandit reluctantly left.
After eating and drinking to his heart's content, Yi Xiaodong, who had nothing to do, tried to weave straw sandals with straw.
There was no doubt that Yi Xiaodong could not weave straw sandals. After another failure, he threw away the " Four Unlikely " in his hand and prepared to continue sleeping. At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
Young Master, Young Master Yi." His voice was very soft, probably because he was afraid that others would find out and be afraid.
Before Yi Xiaodong could react, the wooden door was gently pushed open.
"Hey, why are you so rude?" Yi Xiaodong was about to curse, but he choked when he saw the person who came.
The person who came was none other than Fat Lass, who had given Yi Xiaodong the pleated Ruyi floral dress.
Fat Lass was just like her name. He was a god-like existence in the Lotus Village of Mount Yulian. a great man beyond the reach of many girls He was 1.68 meters tall and weighed nearly 300 pounds. With a stomp of his foot, the entire Jade Lotus Mountain would tremble.
Yi Xiaodong was very surprised by Fat Lass's visit. He stuttered,""Fat Lass. You, why are you here?"
Fat Lass smiled and said,""Brother Dong, I couldn't sleep, so I came to see you."
"I'm fine. I can eat and sleep. Alright, I've seen it. It's getting late. Hurry up and go back to sleep. I'm sleepy too." As he spoke, Yi Xiaodong made a gesture of sending the guest off.
" Don't, Brother Dong!" Fat Lass panicked when she heard Yi Xiaodong asking her to leave. She quickly came up to him and pressed Yi Xiaodong to the ground like a hungry tiger pouncing on a sheep."Brother Dong, I miss you. I miss you all day. It's inconvenient to have too many people during the day and I can only sneak over at night. Look, I even gave you my favorite dress today. Moreover, the chief also asked Brother Dong to thank Fat Lass properly. Today, you have to obey me." After saying that, he started kissing Yi Xiaodong regardless of whether he was willing or not. Yi Xiaodong's face was covered in saliva.
Yi Xiaodong wanted to struggle to get up, but he was helpless. Fat Lass was too heavy and had a lot of strength. Even if Yi Xiaodong used all his strength, Fat Lass still pressed down on him without moving an inch.
"Brother Dong, don't resist. I want you to be my man today." Fat Lass said lecherously as she put her hand under Yi Xiaodong's skirt. Just as he was about to reach the position he had been thinking about day and night, he suddenly felt his vision go black and he did not know anything.
Seeing that Fat Lass had fainted, Yi Xiaodong pushed her away with all his might. F * ck, luckily I'm a special forces soldier and I know how to defeat the enemy with one move. Otherwise, my, oh no, my, old master's, innocence would be ruined by you today.
If it was Liu Xian Er, Yi Xiaodong could still accept it half-heartedly, but this person in front of him, just thinking about it made him feel scared.
After resting for a while, Yi Xiaodong once again used all his strength to drag Fat Lass out of the woodshed.
Yi Xiaodong returned to the back of the house. In order to prevent such an incident from happening again, he not only locked the door but also propped up a few pieces of wood. After feeling that it was indestructible, he clapped his hands in satisfaction. He sighed and lay down on the straw to sleep.
It was a peaceful night. No one came to disturb him.
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