Yi Xiaodong got up before dawn. The reason why he got up so early was that his profession had developed the habit of going to bed early and getting up early. Secondly, he was a little worried about the fat girl who had broken in yesterday and tried to molest him.
After opening the wooden door, Yi Xiaodong saw that the floor was empty and could not help but heave a sigh of relief. Fat Lass must have woken up in the middle of the night and gone back to sleep.
Because she was wearing a woman's dress. Therefore, Yi Xiaodong only dared to loiter near the woodshed. As they wandered around, they observed the terrain. If anyone came over, they would quickly hide, afraid that their attire would attract ridicule.
Yi Xiaodong was a special forces soldier and had a special sense of the environment. In less than the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, he was already familiar with the terrain.
Jade Lotus Village was located halfway up Jade Lotus Mountain. The terrain was dangerous and easy to defend. There was a large natural karst cave in the mountain, which should be the residence of the female bandits. Yesterday, Yi Xiaodong had been abandoned by the female bandit on the empty ground and did not enter the karst cave, so he knew nothing about the situation inside.
There was a two-meter-wide road next to the cave that led to Mount Yulian.
After some observation, Yi Xiaodong was certain that what the female Fort Master said yesterday was true. With just a simple observation, Yi Xiaodong had discovered three hidden sentries. In addition to the patrols and guards, it could be said that it was impossible to escape down the mountain without being discovered.
'I didn't expect this female Fort Master to have some military talent. If she led troops to war, she should be a great general. Unfortunately, she's a bandit leader who gives me a headache.' Yi Xiaodong shook his head and sighed.
After observing the terrain, Yi Xiaodong returned to the woodshed. Just as he was thinking about how to herd the cows today, Liu Xian Er arrived.
Perhaps it was because she was in a good mood and slept soundly after teasing Yi Xiaodong yesterday, but Liu Xian Er was as pleased as a spring breeze today. Her dress accentuated her perfect figure even more. Under the morning sun, Liu Xian Er looked exceptionally beautiful.
"Yo, you're still here. I thought you weren't used to living here and had already left without saying goodbye." Liu Xian Er's words were filled with ridicule. She did not have any good feelings towards Yi Xiaodong. Not only was he pretending to be stupid, but he was also a lecher. If not for the fact that he was worried that it would be difficult to convince the masses, he really wanted to kill this guy. Since he couldn't kill or beat her, he could at least tease her and mock her.
Seeing that the person who came was the female bandit leader, Yi Xiaodong was instantly furious. He snorted coldly and said,"Why should I leave without saying goodbye? Here, I have food to eat when I'm hungry, water to drink when I'm thirsty, and women to serve me when I'm lonely. I can't wait to enjoy such a life. How can I bear to run away?" Hmph, how dare you mock me? You're still a little inexperienced.
Liu Xian Er did not seem angry at Yi Xiao Dong's deliberate ridicule. "I was worried that you wouldn't be used to living here, so I got someone to clean the wooden house on the mountain yesterday afternoon." I wanted you to move in, but I didn't want to disturb you since you were sleeping so soundly. Now it seems that it was right."
After hearing Liu Xian Er's words, the anger in Yi Xiao Dong's heart almost soared to the clouds. However, he held back and said,"Thank you for thinking about Xiao Dong despite your busy schedule." Sigh, I have no way to repay the great kindness of the Fort Master in this life. I can only marry him with my body. However, I have been engaged since I was young, so I can only let the Fort Master be a concubine."
"Lecher" Liu Xian Er didn't expect Yi Xiao Dong to be so shameless, her face flushed red with anger. After a while, he calmed down and said,"Shameless lecher, stop talking. Looks like you've had enough rest. Quickly follow me to herd the cows." With that, Liu Xian Er left without looking back.
Seeing the female bandit leader run away in anger, Yi Xiaodong was very pleased. Originally, he had more humiliating words to say, but when he thought about how his life was still in the other party's hands, he could only hold back his teeth and give up.
Under Liu Xian Er's lead, Yi Xiao Dong arrived at Mount Jade Lotus.
On Mount Yulian, birds sang and flowers smelled fragrant, and vegetation grew. It was indeed a good place to herd cows. What was even rarer was that there was a small natural pond. At this moment, more than ten cows were bathing in the river.
Liu Xian Er pointed at the cow in the pond and said,""There are eleven cows there. Three small ones and eight big ones. Every year, during festivals or after winning a battle, we have to kill one to reward everyone." "From today onwards, you have to take good care of this herd of cows. If one of them dies or is missing, I don't think I need to explain the consequences."
Yi Xiaodong was not in a hurry to answer Liu Xian Er's question. Instead, he pointed at a woman by the pond and asked,""Who is she?"
"She's Mrs. Zhang. She was the one who raised all the cows previously." Liu Xian Er replied.
"You already have a cowherd. Why do you want me to do it?" Yi Xiaodong was angry. What kind of person is she? She's quite beautiful, but why is her heart so bad? Whoever marries you will really be unlucky for eight lifetimes.
"I haven't been able to find a better one." Liu Xian Er smiled," Men are stronger than women. Zhang Sao is just a woman. It's not good for her to do such physical work." Now that you're here, Zelda can go help out in the kitchen. If there's anything you don't understand, go and ask. You won't have this chance in the future."
Feeling that Yi Xiaodong was filled with anger again, Liu Xian Er had learned her lesson and did not give him the chance to speak. Instead, she pointed to a small wooden house not far from the pond and continued,""You will live there in the future. I have already prepared three days 'worth of food. From today onwards, you will go down the mountain every three days to get food and antidote. Alright, I've said everything I need to say. Take care of yourself." With that, he left the furious Yi Xiaodong behind and turned to leave.
Helplessly staring at Liu Xian Er's back, Yi Xiaodong followed the principle of being a person who would go with the flow and came to ask Zhang Sao a question.
"Zelda, I'm busy." Yi Xiaodong said with a smile.
"So you're the new cowherd. You're quite handsome. No wonder the little girl who came to clean the house yesterday said that you're good-looking. I won't marry anyone but you. Hehe, since you're here, I should go. I've been herding cows here for three years, and finally the dark clouds have parted and the sun has risen. "After saying that, Aunt Zhang handed the bullwhip in her hand to Yi Xiaodong and prepared to leave.
Seeing that Mrs. Zhang was about to leave, Yi Xiaodong quickly stopped her and asked shamelessly," Mrs. Zhang, to be honest with you, I've never seen a cow since I was young, and I don't know how to herd a cow. Can you teach me?"
"Young man, how come you haven't even seen a cow before?" Auntie Zhang shook her head and thought for a moment before saying,"Actually, it's very simple to herd the cows. We'll tie the cows where there's more grass." Take the cow to a cool place or by the water if it's hot or the cow won't be able to stand it. Sigh, I can't explain it clearly in a few words. You'd better slowly ponder and experience it." After saying that, Zelda hummed a tune and ran away.
Looking at the bullwhip in his hand, Yi Xiaodong muttered to himself with a bitter smile,"" Awesome, awesome. I don't know if it's your good fortune or bad luck to have met me, Yi Xiaodong." After saying that, he threw away the bullwhip in his hand and walked towards the small wooden house.
In any case, Aunt Zhang had also said that it was fine as long as the cows had grass and water. Since that was the case, there was no need to raise them. I'll go fill my stomach first and block the mountain road. It'll save me a lot of trouble if I just keep them in captivity in the future. Haha, I'm really a f * cking genius.
Yi Xiaodong laughed all the way to the small wooden house. He pushed open the door and nodded repeatedly."Not bad, it's quite clean. This is more like a place for people to live." After looking around, he started to cook the porridge.
After breakfast, Yi Xiaodong went out with an axe for chopping wood. Before he left, Yi Xiaodong took off the pleated floral dress that was getting more and more disgusting. F * ck, there was no one on the mountain anyway. Moreover, so what if a few girls came? So many people had seen it yesterday, so why would they care about a few more?
In a short while, Yi Xiaodong had chopped down more than ten trees that were as thick as his arm. One by one, he carried the trees to the roadside and dug ten holes in the ground with an axe and his hands. After burying the trees, he looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction and could not help but be happy again.
Damn, I'm really a genius. Female bandit, oh female bandit, I wonder why you didn't even think of this. Hmph, if you want me to work for you for two years, you can dream on.
Yi Xiaodong looked sympathetically at the bulls playing in the water. He shook his head and left silently.
On his first day on the mountain, Yi Xiaodong was extremely carefree. No one was watching him and he was free and unrestrained. He could do whatever he wanted. He ate when he was hungry, slept when he ate, and did push-ups when he woke up to exercise his muscles and bones before going to sleep. The day passed by quickly.
On the second day on the mountain, Yi Xiaodong felt a little bored. He climbed the tree and dug out the bird's nest, watched the old cow bathe, and watched the ants move. In short, as long as it could kill time, he would do it no matter how boring it was.
On the third day on the mountain, Yi Xiaodong felt particularly bored. He wanted to dig out the bird's nest, but he had looted all the bird's nests on the mountain yesterday. Even the birds in the sky would fly around him when they saw him. How would they dare to build a nest again? He watched the old cow bathe. He looked around in the same posture, constantly wagging his tail to chase away flies. He went to sleep, but he could not sleep at all. Moreover, Yi Xiaodong did not want to sleep. He was asleep now, but what about at night? He couldn't possibly not come out in the middle of the night to see how Old Bull slept.
Right now, Yi Xiaodong really wished that someone would come up and talk to him. Even if it was to tease and molest him, as long as it wasn't so lonely and boring. He suddenly felt that flirting with those coquettish women was actually quite interesting. Fat Lass was also gentle and cute. The beautiful female bandit leader ~ Oh, she was still so hateful.
After three short and long days, Yi Xiaodong finally understood. He had transmigrated to this space-time, and it was the continuation of life. Since it was the continuation of life, why did he have to live like a wooden block in the past? How tiring. Here, there were no troops, no rules, no country, and no people to serve. Moreover, it was possible that they would never be able to return. In that case, why not live a little more freely and casually? Life was a short span of decades, so he should at least leave behind some memorable days.
It was time to change!
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