Xie Yunfei was shocked. He stared at the girl's watery eyes and pouted his little mouth. Then, he held the peach tree and laughed wildly. He laughed until tears flowed out.
"Bald monk rod! What are you laughing at?" The girl's face flushed red. It seemed that since she could remember, no one had dared to laugh so arrogantly in front of her. However, this bald monk had done it and was fearless.
Xie Yunfei bent down and wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes. He pointed at the girl and said,"Seeing that you dare to impersonate a monkey, I admire your courage. Here, take it.”
Xie Yunfei threw two peaches to the girl. The girl grabbed one in each hand and caught it decisively. She looked at the two peaches and said angrily,"You ate so big, why is mine so small?”
"Oh, you're so stubborn, aren't you? If you don't want to eat, come back!" Xie Yunfei reached out his hand.
The girl rolled her eyes and ignored Xie Yunfei's words. She ate the peach in big mouthfuls. In a few bites, she finished the peach, not even leaving the shell.
Xie Yunfei was sweating profusely. This girl was definitely a tough woman!
At this moment, the system panel's notification sounded. Xie Yunfei opened it and his mouth opened wide. A string of bright red lights appeared on it, making Xie Yunfei dumbfounded. He was struck by lightning and his mind went crazy.
"Congratulations! You have gained Sun Wukong's favor. Good luck, Tang Sanzang. Use your charm to take in your first disciple!”
The half-eaten peach fell from Xie Yunfei's hand and rolled into the sand, causing the girl to curse and squander. Xie Yunfei shivered. He waved his sleeves and walked to the girl.
The huge shadow covered the sun, which made the girl look up in displeasure. However, she saw the sunlight hitting the bald monk's head. It was so bright that it was dazzling, as if there was a scorching sun behind the bald monk's rod. This made the girl feel inexplicably afraid. This situation seemed to have only appeared when she was facing Buddha.
"Are you Sun Wukong?" Xie Yunfei's face was as black as a pile of shit.
The girl ate the peach in disdain and scolded,"Bald monk, I've already said that I'm the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal. How many times do you have to ask?”
"Then old monk, pui! This Penniless Monk asked you if you were a demon, why did you deny it!”Xie Yunfei was furious, but he was thinking in his heart, could it be that the long-winded attribute must belong to Brother Tang Sanzang?
"Bald monk rod, I am the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, a figure on the same level as the Jade Emperor. Which of the three titles of human, demon, and immortal suits me?”Sun Wukong cursed back.
Xie Yunfei covered his face with one hand, then slowly wiped it off. Finally, he revealed a smile and asked,"Are you…sure it's a female?"
"What do you think?" Sun Wukong finished the second peach and wiped the saliva from his mouth." Can you give me another peach? I haven't eaten a peach in a long time."”
"Alright then!" Xie Yunfei stared at Sun Wukong's pitiful face and finally accepted an extremely tragic and strange result. His eldest disciple, Sun Wukong, was actually a female monkey!!!
But why wasn't there a single strand of hair on Sun Wukong's body? Wasn't she a monkey? Don't monkeys have fur?
Xie Yunfei, who was in a mess, turned around and picked another peach. He threw it to the extremely thirsty monkey. The monkey caught it and ate it crazily. As it ate, the monkey suddenly stared at Xie Yunfei. Its originally listless eyes flashed with a bright light as it shouted at Xie Yunfei,"Master! Are you my master?"
"Hehe! My dear disciple, you finally know who I am.”Xie Yunfei let out a sigh of relief. If he had said that he was his master, he would have felt a little embarrassed. Now that this female monkey called him master, he felt much better.
"Damn it, Bald Donkey Rod, are you Tang Sanzang?" Sun Wukong said excitedly.”
Xie Yunfei was confused. This female monkey turned hostile like flipping through a book. She immediately said,"Well, my dear disciple, I came from the Tang of the East. I want to visit the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures.”
"Bald monk rod, you're too slow. Old Sun is bored waiting. Can't you be faster?”Sun Wukong said unhappily," Alright, since you're here, hurry up and help me move this Five Finger Mountain away. I've been suppressed for 500 years." Let me out and I'll take you to the Western Heaven. When you bring the Buddhist scriptures back to the Eastern Land, you'll be your eminent monk and I'll be my Monkey King!”
Sun Wukong's temper was not small, and his bossy attitude made Xie Yunfei extremely unhappy. He couldn't help but curse,"You damn monkey, is this how you talk to your master? If you dare call me bald monk again, I will let you continue to lie at the foot of the mountain for 500 years.”
"Bald monk, you dare!" Sun Wukong was furious. I'm the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal!
"Eat the Peach Great Sage! Looking at your current appearance, you still dare to act cool in front of this divine monk?”Xie Yunfei started cursing like a shrew.
Sun Wukong was used to using his hands but not his mouth. Now that he was being scolded by Xie Yunfei, he felt dizzy and dizzy. He only felt that his head was swollen and painful. It was even more uncomfortable than being beaten to death by a stick. In the end, he could not bear it anymore and begged,"Master, I was wrong. I beg Master to save me."
"Why didn't you say that earlier? Why did you have to offend me?" Xie Yunfei patted Sun Wukong's head," Your hair is not bad, but you need to cut it. It's too long and affects your image."”
"None of your business!" Sun Wukong was almost driven mad by Tang Sanzang.
"Wukong, you're not obedient." Xie Yunfei explained kindly," If you don't cut your hair, you will get lice. If you get lice, you will infect your master. Master loves cleanliness very much, so he definitely won't be able to accept it. When he's in a bad mood, he will treat you badly..."
Sun Wukong felt that his head, which had just recovered, continued to swell. Seeing that the bald monk did not stop, he quickly begged for mercy,"Master, I, Old Sun, was wrong. I'll cut my hair in a while. Please don't be long-winded. I'm really afraid of you."
"That's really great!" Xie Yunfei patted Sun Wukong's head and said," Master will go up the mountain now and help you escape."”
"Then hurry up!" Sun Wuzi added worriedly.
"Wukong, you're being naughty again." Xie Yunfei glanced at Sun Wukong, scaring him so much that he didn't dare to say another word.
Xie Yunfei raised his staff and picked up a corner of his kasaya. He walked up the mountainside with great difficulty. As the best otaku and the worst otaku, walking up the mountainside almost exhausted half of Xie Yunfei's strength. He cursed why the Five Finger Mountain was so high. It was only pressing down on a female monkey. Was there a need to be so exaggerated? Those trash from the Heavenly Court couldn't even defeat a female monkey. It was really embarrassing.
However, when Xie Yunfei walked halfway and finally saw the mountain clearly, he was stunned.
In his impression, the Five Finger Mountain had five finger marks, but now it was a finger pointing at the sky. It was completely a disdainful pose of a middle finger.
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