"Buddha, you're too much!" Xie Yunfei grinned. He narrowed his eyes and saw that there were indeed Buddhist runes on the mountain peak. Xie Yunfei scratched his head and complained,"How the hell does this bird fly? No one seems to have told me the incantation. Forget it, I'll just randomly chant a spell. Amitabha. Buddha, did you hear my signal? If you receive it, then give me the rune.”
"Master, are you done?" The damned monkey interrupted Xie Yunfei's prayer, and Xie Yunfei was so angry that he cursed," What are you rushing me for?!" Don't I need a prelude when I'm casting spells?”
"But I want to pee!" Sun Wukong replied loudly without any sense of shame.
Xie Yunfei slapped his forehead. Damn it, this idiot: "Just hold it in for a while!"
"I can't, Master. I, Old Sun, have been holding it in for 500 years. I just ate a few peaches, and now I can't hold it in anymore.”The female monkey said aggrievedly.
"F * ck! You're such a weirdo." Xie Yunfei completely broke down. Who asked Monkey to be his disciple? Even an idiot would have to bring him along to learn the scriptures. He immediately said," Alright! I'll be done soon!"
Xie Yunfei raised his head. The incantation just now seemed to have no effect. It seemed that he had to be serious. It was strange. A scripture really popped up in his mind, but it was really awkward to recite.
" Ba Mi Ba Si Duo, Hong Da Da…" Xie Yunfei, who was sweating profusely, recited the scripture with a twisted mouth and a ferocious face. The scripture was as long as 1,000 words. It was going to kill him! System, you idiot, I'm not done with you.
The power of the scripture was extraordinary. As soon as Xie Yunfei recited it, it had an effect. The female monkey at the foot of the mountain was extremely excited and shouted,"Master, this is awesome! The mountain started to move. If it rose a little more, I could fly out!”
" F * ck..." Wukong's scream made Xie Yunfei, who was highly focused, tremble. He immediately recited the incantation wrongly, and the mountain that had finally risen up a little bit mercilessly smashed down again.
"Wow! He was about to pee! Bald monk! What are you doing!" Wukong cursed in exasperation. Just as she felt a little more relaxed, she was hit again, almost causing her to fall on her back.
Xie Yunfei was even angrier." Stop howling, okay? Don't disturb me when I'm chanting!" A thousand words of peat-like words, was it easy for me?”
The excited Xie Yunfei immediately revealed his true colors, instantly changing from "poor monk" to "this divine monk", revealing his true colors. When the female monkey heard the bald donkey flying into a rage on the mountainside, she knew that the opportunity was in the bald donkey's hands. She immediately said,"Master, then I won't say anything, but you really have to hurry up. I was hit just now and I really can't hold my pee anymore.”
"Damn it, if you can't hold it in, then pee! I don't need to take off my pants anyway." Xie Yunfei muttered. Although he was suspicious of the female monkey, it was impossible to succeed without the protection of the monkey.
Xie Yunfei could only hold back his temper and recite the incantation again. He didn't know if it was because he was too focused just now, but now he was a little absent-minded, and he made three mistakes in a row.
"Ah! Bald monk, what are you doing! Why did you fail again?"
"I'm sorry, I read it wrong! Are you alright?"
……
"Ah! Bald monk, are you playing with me? What the hell are you doing!"
"Your mouth is cramping. There are too many scriptures. If you're not dead, then don't talk nonsense. Anyway, you have a bronze head and iron bones. Just treat it as training for you.”
"Training Peat!"
……
"Wow! Damned Tang Sanzang! I'll definitely kill you, you bald donkey who deserves to go to hell!!”
"You talk so much nonsense. You've been suppressed for 500 years. You won't lose much meat even if you smash it a few more times. Why are you so angry?”The thick-skinned Xie Yunfei advised Wu Kong slowly.
Xie Yunfei finished reciting the incantation for the fifth time. The Six-Word Mantra rose without any wind and floated into the blue sky. It gradually turned into a white dot and disappeared.
Xie Yunfei ran down the mountain. The mother monkey was already moving around the mountain. If he didn't run, he would be blown away. Xie Yunfei jumped on the white horse and ran away crazily. After running for a long time, he heard the explosion of the five fingers mountain behind him. Xie Yunfei turned around and took a look. That middle finger shot up into the sky. It was really handsome.
Then, a black shadow descended from the sky. Wukong stood in front of the white horse and blocked the horse's head with her hand.
Blondie soared into the sky, and Wukong's head was covered in mud. Her eyes were filled with malice as she stared at Tang Sanzang and said through gritted teeth,"Bald monk, I told you! I will definitely kill you! Now, die!"
"Damn it, you turned hostile so quickly. This divine monk is your master!”Xie Yunfei was sweating profusely and was terrified. The damned monkey was inhumane and had zero moral integrity. If this divine monk was killed by him, he would probably be the most miserable Tang Sanzang in history. Oh right, where's my Golden Hoop Incantation? Haha, with it, let's see if you die.
However, Sister Guanyin didn't seem to have time to send the Golden Hoop Incantation, right?
"Let's talk things out!" Xie Yunfei shamelessly begged for mercy. Then, he pointed at the sky and shouted," Sister Guanyin, save me!”
Monkey was shocked and instinctively let go to look at Bodhisattva behind him.
Xie Yunfei immediately turned around and ran. The next moment, the female monkey appeared in front of him with a whoosh. Xie Yunfei immediately said,"Monkey, Bodhisattva asked you to acknowledge me as your master so that you can seek the right outcome. Now that you want to cut me down, don't you think Sister Bodhisattva is worthy of your attention?”
" This..." The simple-minded monkey was immediately confused by this complicated logic. His eyes widened as if he was thinking about Tang Sanzang's words.
However, Xie Yunfei didn't give the female monkey a chance. Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong with a puzzled face and asked,""Didn't you say that your monkey fur can transform into thousands of clones? Where's the fur? Why didn't I see it? Other than his dirty hair, he seemed to have no hair.”
Xie Yunfei's gaze landed on the female monkey's crotch. His eyes were unbridled and undisguised.
"What are you looking at? Damn bald donkey." Wukong stared at Xie Yunfei nervously, covering her crotch with her hands. Although she didn't know where this inexplicable feeling came from, it made her hair stand on end.
Xie Yunfei laughed strangely and said," My dear disciple, why don't we go west together to get the scriptures? At least I saved you from the Five Fingers Mountain. You can't bite the hand that feeds you."”
Sister Wukong was most afraid of Guan Yin. After all, she had made a deal with Guan Yin to protect her in exchange for freedom. As for this damned bald donkey in front of her, she really didn't care about him. However, as long as she completed the scripture, it wouldn't be considered as breaking the promise. Alright, let's do it this way.
"Bald monk, on account of you saving my life, I'll take you to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures.”Sister Wukong pretended to be magnanimous and said, ignoring the fact that she had just shouted to kill him. Where did the girl who said she would kill Tang Sanzang go?
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