Xie Yunfei's gaze wandered around Wukong's body willfully. He was already drooling for a long time. When he heard Monkey's words, he immediately said seriously,"That's more like it! It's not good for your health to shout and kill every day. I have a piece of clothing in my bag. Put it on. Let's go.”
I finally got rid of Sun Wukong. This barbaric female monkey almost scared me to death. Just as Xie Yunfei was about to turn the horse around and leave, the female monkey reached out and grabbed the reins. Xie Yunfei was annoyed and scolded,"Hey! Wukong! What are you doing?"
"I'm going to pee first. Give me a moment." The female monkey said with a red face.
I'll fall! Xie Yunfei fell off his horse with a bang.
Two minutes later, when Wukong appeared again, Xie Yunfei held his staff and asked,""I really admire you. After being smashed so many times, you still didn't pee.”
"What is a bladder?" Wukong scratched her head and asked.
"That is a magical thing." Xie Yunfei said," Let's hurry up. If there are no villages ahead, we'll have to sleep in the mountains tonight."”
Sister Wukong laughed and said," Bald monk, it's not easy to go to the Western Heaven. Get off your horse, and I'll carry you to the Spirited Mountain to meet Buddha." With my Somersault Cloud, it won't be long before you can learn the scriptures and go home. I can also return to my Flowerfruit Mountain and be the king of the mountain.”
"No!" Xie Yunfei shook his head and said. You can't carry me."
In her memory, Tang Sanzang was a mortal after all. Even the Great Sage Equal to Heaven could not carry him. Unfortunately, Sister Wukong did not believe it at all. She bared her teeth and said,"I, Old Sun, am invincible in the world. I can even swing the Golden Cudgel that weighs more than ten thousand jin like the wind.”
"If you don't believe me, you can try. Anyway, you can't carry me." Xie Yunfei pretended to be mysterious and acted like a charlatan. It made Monkey more and more unconvinced. He immediately carried Tang Sanzang on his back.
Xie Yunfei was riding on the girl's smooth back. It was so satisfying. Since you're not wearing clothes, don't blame me for being shameless. He immediately reached out and grabbed the girl. It was smooth and felt good in his hand.
Wukong frowned and asked,""Why are you putting your hand on my chest?”
Xie Yunfei explained seriously,""It's like this. You're not wearing any clothes. It'll be very cold when you fly high in the sky. I'll put my hand in front of you to keep you warm.”
"Oh, thank you, bald donkey. I didn't expect you to be such a kind person. I was wrong about you.”Wukong expressed her sincere gratitude to Xie Yunfei.
Xie Yunfei waved his hand generously and said,""You're welcome. However, can you stop calling me a bald monk? I am your master."
"Alright, Master Bald Donkey!"
"It's Master!"
"Yes, Master Bald Ass Rod!"
"Alright then! Pretend I didn't say anything. Let's go then." Xie Yunfei didn't want to continue discussing this with the stubborn and impatient monkey. If the monkey could really reach the Western Paradise in one breath, he would have completed one of his ultimate missions. He would probably be able to obtain a lot of contribution points. At that time, he would be able to completely exchange for his physique, and it wouldn't be a problem for him to defeat the gods.
Sister Wukong grabbed Tang Sanzang, kicked her feet, and flew into the sky. In an instant, she turned into a bright spot. The white horse snorted and looked at the sky, as if it didn't understand the situation.
The white horse's cry had not ended when two sharp screams were heard, which went from low to high.
Then, they saw Wukong and Tang Sanzang fall from the sky. Their voices trembled as they crashed onto the ground.
A human-shaped deep pit was formed. Xie Yunfei held his staff and climbed out of the pit. The hat on his head was slanted on his forehead. His face was covered in mud, and he was just short of writing a word of defeat on his face.
"Cough, cough, cough!" Xie Yunfei bent over and coughed. The dust rising from the ground made even beasts and white horses retreat. Xie Yunfei couldn't resist it and cursed fiercely at the bottom of the pit," I told you, you can't carry me, but you didn't believe me. I almost fell to my death because of you."”
Xie Yunfei walked out of the smoke circle and wiped the cold sweat on his head. It was like bungee jumping just now. It was really cool, but Xie Yunfei's heart almost jumped to his throat. If this damn monkey came again, he might as well die immediately.
"Bald monk, you're even heavier than my Jingu Staff, comparable to the Five Fingers Mountain. How can I believe you?”Sister Wukong had one hand on the edge of the pit. Her face was covered in dust, and there was no trace of the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal.
"You're trash yourself, so don't blame it on me.”Xie Yunfei kicked the monkey head and kicked her down." What Great Sage? Don't you find it embarrassing?"”
The furious monkey jumped up from the bottom of the pit and waved the Jingu Staff to hit Xie Yunfei. Xie Yunfei poked the monkey's head with his hand and said fearlessly,"What's wrong? You can't beat me in words, so you have to use force, right? If you have the guts, you can beat me to death with a stick. If you don't, you're a grandson. I already told you that you couldn't carry me, but you didn't listen to me. Now you're embarrassing yourself. You're actually venting your anger on me. Don't forget who plucked the peach for you to eat just now. You're alive and kicking now. This divine monk has practiced more than a thousand words of scripture in exchange for it. Is this how you repay your benefactor?”
" Uh…" Wukong was speechless.
Speaking of the escape technique, Xie Yunfei thought that he was on par with the Swirl Naruto. In addition, he had the support of Tang Sanzang's innate skill. How dare a little monkey like you argue with me?
Wukong's head began to hurt again. It seemed that once this master she picked up started to talk nonsense, her monkey head would go dizzy uncontrollably. This was much more powerful than the golden ring of the Grand Supreme Elder.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Sister Wukong covered her head." Hurry up and give the clothes to me, Old Sun. We'll be on our way."”
"The road to mud! You're talking so inauspicious." Xie Yunfei threw the clothes from the bag to Wukong." Here, there are many gifts. You can choose."”
"I'm the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, and you want me to be a porter?”Wukong could not take it anymore.
"Do you want some peaches?" Sun Wukong took out a red peach from his sleeve pocket and waved it in front of Monkey.
Monkey drooled shamelessly as his attention was focused on the peach in Tang Sanzang's hand.""Master, I want to eat."
"Then pick up the luggage." Xie Yunfei glanced at the luggage, and Wukong really picked it up.
Xie Yunfei threw the peach to Wukong and scolded,""I can't say much about you. You're so capable. When you came out of the Five Fingers Mountain, you couldn't have been more quiet. Now, the whole mountain has been crushed by you. That innocent peach tree is covered by rocks.”
" Ah…" Monkey, who had just been immersed in the happiness of eating peaches, suddenly remembered that he could have eaten a tree full of peaches. However, because of her arrogant appearance, there was not a single peach left.
It was all gone!
No more!
There it was!
It was over!
The female monkey's eyes instantly lost focus. The next moment, she burst into tears, as if her father had died." Sob sob, my poor Peach! My poor Peach!"
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