Monkey's face instantly flushed red, then turned black, and finally turned extremely pale. Her gaze instantly locked onto the bearded man.
Mortals were all mortal, but it was a pity that the pressure released by Monkey had reached millions. The ignorant bearded man even reached out and touched Wukong's chin with a smile.
Xie Yunfei's eyes were filled with admiration. Even if this bearded man died now, he would have no regrets in his life because he had actually touched the chin of a Demon Emperor. What a pity. If this bearded man had any skills, he would have been wrapped in countless spells.
"Sigh!" Xie Yunfei closed his eyes. The next moment, screams rose and fell. It was like the sound of clothes being torn apart. After that, it fell into a dead silence.
Xie Yunfei slowly opened his eyes. The scene in front of him was like hell. It was a strange scene. In order not to cause vomiting, Xie Yunfei didn't plan to describe it through his vision. However, as long as he imagined a person being torn apart and thrown everywhere, it would be enough.
"Huff huff!" Sister Wukong was covered in blood, and her back was facing Xie Yunfei. She was like a demon that had descended from the sky. At this moment, the terrifying aura that she emitted was truly something that only a Demon Emperor could possess.
Perhaps it was because he was too angry, but Wukong was actually panting heavily. Logically speaking, these minions could not possibly make the powerful Wukong girl so tired.
Thinking about it, it was understandable. As a Demon Emperor, it was a great humiliation to have her chin touched by a lowly mortal while she was in a daze. Moreover, these dirty bugs actually said that they wanted to marry her.
This was simply a great humiliation! The monkey thought angrily, Do I, Old Sun, look like a Demon Thearch who will marry?!
It was like an ant telling an elephant,"If you come over again, I'll trip you with my hind legs. If you come over again, I'll stuff you into my cave."
"Hey! When you kill someone, make sure the scene is clean! Do you have any morals?" Xie Yunfei nagged in boredom. He didn't know if it was because he had watched too many strange comics, but the messy and exciting scenes in front of him didn't make him feel excited at all.
Sun Wukong turned around, his eyes bloodshot. He bared his sharp white teeth and roared at Xie Yunfei.
"Do you want some peaches?" Xie Yunfei took out the purple-gold alms bowl. This thing was actually a storage space. At first, he didn't know. It was the cute system assistant who told Xie Yunfei later that this treasure seemed to be a growth-type magic treasure and had great cultivation value.
The blood-red color instantly faded from Wukong's eyes, and his gaze was once again locked on by Peach. Then, he heard Monkey say pitifully,""Bald monk rod, your silk stockings have greatly affected my performance. I'm afraid that if I move too much, my stockings will burst.”
Xie Yunfei suddenly understood. I knew it! He panted heavily. It turned out that he was still competing with me. It was really hard.
"I'll make you a pair of elastic lace stockings later, okay? The translucent kind." Xie Yunfei didn't give up.
"No!" Monkey refused decisively. According to her, she wanted to hang up, but Xie Yunfei rejected her decisively. What kind of joke was this? When my eldest disciple was killing demons, he was so muddy that he didn't even have any clothes. He was simply embarrassing his master.
Xie Yunfei felt aggrieved. It seemed that it was very dangerous to bring the Demon Emperor's disciple who was out of control. If he did not do well, it would be easy for him to suffer a backlash!
No, no, he had to complete the mission quickly and obtain contribution points. Otherwise, how could he sweep the world? The damned monkey was so arrogant. He must smash her to the ground.
The journey to the west had just begun, but the damned monkey had already confronted Xie Yunfei several times. If it weren't for Sister Guan Yin, Xie Yunfei reckoned that the damned monkey would have killed him with the Jingu Staff.
Wukong was in a terrible mood. She had dominated the Three Realms. Who didn't know of her terrifying reputation? She didn't expect that after five hundred years, a mere bandit could bully her. The most infuriating thing was that this ant-like idiot actually wanted to capture her and make her the wife of the bandit chief.
He would definitely die if he was hacked to death! At the thought of this, Wukong's emotions, which had calmed down with great difficulty, became agitated again. The grievance in her heart was really grievance. She turned her head and glared at Tang Sanzang. All her grievances were concentrated on Xie Yunfei's head." Bald monk, it's all because of you!"”
"F * ck, when you're resentful, you really look like a woman. You're a female monkey after all.”Xie Yunfei was never afraid of Sun Wukong opening his mouth. As long as this monkey opened his mouth, he had absolute confidence that he would make him speechless.
Wukong was not convinced and said,"Resentment?" Would I be resentful? Even if I die, I won't complain because I'm the proud Great Sage, Heaven's Equal. Moreover, I'm not a woman. I'm the Demon Emperor!”
"Silly logic. You blamed me for your chin being touched. If you don't complain, who else would?”Xie Yunfei raised his middle finger and said disdainfully," F * ck, what Demon Emperor? How dare you say that you're awesome when a mortal touched your chin?"”
"Shut up!" The enraged monkey was completely enraged. His eyes turned blood-red." I've told you many times. I'm the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal. No one in the world can defeat me.”
"So what? No matter how awesome a Demon Emperor is, you're still a female.”Xie Yunfei didn't show any weakness in his mockery. Even though Monkey was holding the Jingu Staff in his hand, Xie Yunfei didn't even blink.
Alright then! Xie Yunfei wanted to slap himself. You have a cheap mouth. Aren't you forcing this monkey to beat you up? Although Xie Yunfei's small arms and legs were shaking uncontrollably, he still subconsciously said the words that were about to come out of his mouth.
Heavens! Was this the so-called courting death?
"I'm not a female. A female is synonymous with weakness. I'm the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, Sun Wukong!”
"Then you're still female!" After Xie Yunfei said this, his eyes narrowed and he quickly covered his mouth.
What was wrong with him? F * ck, I can't control my mouth. Sister Guan Yin, I'm so scared. Sun Wukong wouldn't smack him to death, right?
"Shut up, I'm not! I'm not!" Monkey, who was miserably caught up in Xie Yunfei's verbal attack, was currently fighting with the sex she hated the most. Sigh, she was indeed a tough woman. She was clearly a female, but she pretended not to see it. Was this very interesting? How boring.
"In the future, you might as well not be called the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal. You might as well be called the Great Empress, Heaven's Equal.”Xie Yunfei laughed out loud.
Wukong's yellow hair suddenly exploded. The female monkey, who had already lost her rationality, waved her Jingu Staff and smashed it randomly. Then, the towering tree fell to the ground, and the earth shook. It was extremely terrifying. She pointed the Jingu Staff at Tang Sanzang and shouted,"Bald monk, if you dare to call me mother again, I will kill you.”
"You can't win against me, so you have to use force? How disappointing! Do you think I'm scared? Even if you beat me to death, you're still a female!”
Mommy, I'm so scared. My mouth is so cheap. I think if I die, it will be because of my foul mouth.
Wu Kong was so angry that she shouted loudly. She poked Xie Yunfei with her stick several times, almost knocking him off his horse. There were several times when Xie Yunfei thought that Sun Wu Kong would poke her stick into his body and ask him to pray.
Why did this sentence sound so out of place?
Just as Xie Yunfei was ready to ascend, Sun Wukong withdrew his staff and laughed loudly.
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