"Has this monkey gone mad from anger?" Xie Yunfei touched his chest. Luckily, she didn't pierce it.
After Wukong finished laughing, she said to Xie Yunfei,""Although I really want to cut you into pieces, I won't fall into your trap.”
When the monkey mentioned the evil scheme, his eyes lit up as if he was quite proud of his foresight.
"F * ck, this monkey is starting to be logical again.”Xie Yunfei straightened his monk hat. Would this divine monk use his life as a treacherous trick? A talent with a brain full of muscles.
"I didn't expect Wukong to see through my plan.”Since the monkey said that he wouldn't kill her, Xie Yunfei heaved a sigh of relief and simply followed the monkey's logic.
Monkey was pleased with himself." You provoked me on purpose so that I could kill you. If that happens, Bodhisattva will definitely punish me." I'm not that stupid. I'll fly away now and leave you alone in the deep mountains. It's best if a tiger eats you up. Hahahahaha! I'm too smart."
Damn it! You call this smart? My poor Wukong, no wonder you were suppressed in the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years. With your intelligence, how can you fight with those old foxes in the Heavenly Court?
"Should I praise you? You saw through my scheme?" Xie Yunfei leaned on the horse and asked weakly. Talking with such a low-IQ disciple was a test of intelligence.
But then again, wasn't it better than being beaten to death by her after being provoked by his cheap mouth?
"Bald monk, just wait for your death here! I, Old Sun, won't listen to your nonsense!”Wukong tore off her black stockings and disappeared into the sky on her Somersault Cloud.
Xie Yunfei cursed in his heart. She was indeed a female monkey with zero moral integrity.
Fortunately, Xie Yunfei was brave enough to kick the horse's belly and pass through the forest without caring about Sun Wukong. Now, the sun was in the middle of the sky, making people feel a little anxious.
Although Sun Wukong had left, Xie Yunfei was very sure that she would return in the end. However, it was not good for this monkey to be too disobedient.
"If you get the Golden Hoop Incantation, damn monkey, I'll see how arrogant you can be!”Xie Yunfei was being looked down upon by the female monkey. It would be a lie if he didn't have any resentment in his heart. However, as a scum with only five combat power, he really had no way to subdue the monkey.
Especially with the combat power of more than 90,000 on the interface. F * ck, the Shifter Emperor level was not for nothing.
"I have to complete the mission as soon as possible and get 1000 contribution points. If I don't exchange them for some awesome cultivation technique, I won't have any sense of existence!”Xie Yunfei only cared about letting his imagination run wild. Unknowingly, he walked to a mountain path and saw an old woman standing by the roadside.
"Oh!" Xie Yunfei was amused. It seemed that Sister Guanyin had come to deliver the Golden Hoop Incantation.
How exciting! When he saw the real Sister Bodhisattva, he was so excited that his nose was about to bleed. He was thinking about the Golden Hoop Incantation. (Can an old lady have a nosebleed?)
Xie Yunfei knew that the old woman was Guan Yin Bodhisattva, so he immediately dismounted and pulled the reins, signaling the old woman to pass first.
The old woman was old and her face was full of wrinkles. Xie Yunfei ignored her and heard the old woman say,"What are you, a silly monk, loitering around in this desolate mountain?”
"I came from the Tang of the East to go to the Western Heaven to get the scriptures.”Xie Yunfei's words were the most fluent. He made a Buddhist salute and met the old woman's eyes.
Guanyin's eyes were clear and did not look like the eyes of an old woman in her eighties. However, it was this gaze that seemed to be able to see through people's hearts. The old woman circled around Xie Yunfei as if she did not understand. However, she quickly realized that her actions were inappropriate and immediately said,"Silly monk, if you go to the Great Thunderclap Monastery alone, you can't do that.”
Xie Yunfei liked this kind of NPC the most. His dialogue was simple and easy to understand. He didn't talk much to you at all. He immediately replied,"I took in a disciple a few days ago, but he didn't like me. He said he wanted to throw me into the mountains and feed me to the tigers.”
"There's such a thing? What a vicious disciple." The old woman's expression changed slightly, as if she didn't expect things to turn out like this. She didn't notice that Xie Yun Fei was already impatient.
Damn it, hurry up and give this divine monk the Golden Hoop Incantation. It's very tiring to talk nonsense with you! I couldn't sleep last night. I have to leave as soon as possible. I've been waiting for you here for a long time.
"That disciple of yours needs to be taught well." the old woman said.
"But he has already left." Xie Yunfei squinted his eyes and said casually.
……
Thirty minutes later.
"Your horse is too skinny."
"Oh!"
"You don't wear a kasaya like this. It doesn't show your handsomeness.”
"Oh!"
"One more thing, don't hang your luggage on the horse's neck.”
"Oh!"
At this point today, Xie Yunfei finally understood one thing. Tang Sanzang had practiced the art of escape by mouth. It turned out that his master was Guanyin Bodhisattva!
When are you going to get back to the main topic and discuss the Golden Hoop Incantation with me?
" That, this dress…" Xie Yunfei finally couldn't stand it anymore and pointed at the dress in the old woman's hand.
The old woman was stunned for a moment, then she slapped her head. It was as if a computer that had crashed had finally returned to normal. The old woman changed her tone and said,"Your disciple lacks discipline. I have a set of clothes here with a golden flower hat as a tight hoop. I have an incantation of the Golden Hoop Incantation here. Quickly recite it. When your disciple comes back, let her wear this golden flower hat.”
"Heavens! Finally, the main point." Xie Yunfei's face was full of tears. Sister Guan Yin, I didn't expect you to be the biggest scammer. You're not a proper NPC at all.
"Why are you crying?" The old woman frowned and asked worriedly.
Xie Yunfei immediately wiped away his tears. He really didn't dare to say anything. Once he changed the topic, it would probably be another half an hour of nagging.
This divine monk can nag others, but if others nag me, why don't you go to hell!
Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the common people are not allowed to light lamps. Xie Yunfei had a shameless look on his face.
"I'm just thinking about my disciple. Is she hungry? She hasn't eaten properly in 500 years.”Xie Yunfei pretended to be compassionate, which made the old woman nod repeatedly. She was relieved that she had chosen Tang Sanzang as the person to fetch the scriptures. It seemed that she had chosen the right person. Even though Sun Wukong treated Tang Sanzang like this, Tang Sanzang still missed Sun Wukong.
Xie Yunfei was not in the mood to observe the change in the old woman's expression. His eyes were all focused on the set of clothes in the old woman's hand. This outfit is really tacky. I don't think even Sun Wukong would wear such a childish golden hat.
"I'll teach you the Hoop Incantation. You have to remember it well. If your disciple wears the Golden Flower Hat, you have to recite the Hoop Incantation.”the old woman said seriously.
Xie Yunfei's heart was filled with joy.'Motherf * cker monkey, as long as you dare to come back, I'll make you feel great!'
"Thank you so much!" When Xie Yunfei was pretending, he could definitely act like a monk very well. Even in the eyes of Guan Yin Bodhisattva, there was no flaw. It seemed that all the teenagers had great talent in acting.
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