At the foot of Dual World Mountain, Sun Xiaomei pointed at the family in front of them and said,""Monk, it's getting late. Let's stay there for the night.”
"Xiaomei, you decide." Tang San dispiritedly sat on the white horse sighing.
He had thought that he could taste the tiger's penis, but he did not expect to be happy for nothing. The tiger that was killed was actually a female.
The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal? He couldn't even tell the gender of a tiger!
Sun Xiaomei knocked on the door of the house.
The one who opened the door was an old man. When he saw Sun Xiaomei wearing a shabby chainmail, he was shocked."Great Sage?"
"At least you still have some eyesight. I didn't tell you so many stories decades ago in vain.”Sun Xiaomei swaggered into the courtyard, and Tang San followed closely behind.
This family had lived under Dual World Mountain for generations. When the Five Finger Mountain fell from the sky, the old man's ancestors were residents of this place. Therefore, Sun Xiaomei's story was passed down from generation to generation. When the old man went up the mountain to dig for wild vegetables when he was young and ignorant, he had interacted with Sun Xiaomei.
"Congratulations to the Great Sage for escaping disaster. In the blink of an eye, decades have passed, and I didn't expect to see the Great Sage come out of seclusion one day.”The old man sighed with emotion, thinking that this demon monkey really had some ability.
He had seen Sun Xiaomei when he was a few years old. At that time, he was young and fearless. Later on, he did not dare to go anymore. At that time, Sun Xiaomei looked like this when she was 14 or 15 years old. After decades, he had already become an old man with half of his body buried in the ground, but Sun Xiaomei had not changed at all.
Noticing Tang San behind him, the old man asked again: "Who is this elder?"
Not waiting for Sun Xiaomei to reply, Tang San interrupted: "This poor monk is Tang Sanzang, and my Buddhist name is Tang San Ye. I came from the Great Tang and went to the Western Heaven to obtain scriptures. This monkey is my disciple.”
"Disciple?" When the old man heard this, he was shocked. How could someone whom the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal acknowledged as his master be an ordinary person?
Then, he saw Tang Sanzang take down a package from his horse. It was filled with fresh meat, and he was even more surprised. As expected, he was not an ordinary monk. He had long cast aside the secular world and was not restricted by the precepts. He even dared to eat meat. Amazing, amazing!
The old man introduced the entire family to Sun Xiaomei. Sun Xiaomei said,""Old mother, do you have a needle and thread?"
"Yes, yes."
"I hope that old mother can lend me a needle and thread. I have a tiger skin here that can be used to tie a vest and a skirt.”Sun Xiaomei looked at the tattered golden chainmail on her body and frowned.
She was the Monkey King of the Flowerfruit Mountain. How could she not dress appropriately?
"Great Sage, if you don't mind, I can help you with this small matter. The sky was already dark, so the Great Sage and Elder should rest well.”Sun Xiaomei didn't reject the old lady's offer.
"Oh, right, old man, go and prepare another pot of soup for me. It's been 500 years. I have to wash it well.”Sun Xiaomei ordered the old man to boil water, and Tang San's brows jumped.
In the original novel…Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong bathed together!
Tang San stood up, taking off his kasaya saying: "Zhou Bo has been busy these days, and I haven't bathed in a long time. Old man, I hope you can boil more water so that I can wash up too.”
Saying this, Tang San was still somewhat frightened, but what surprised him was that Sun Xiaomei actually didn't react at all!
Did she not have the concept of gender?
Until the old man finished boiling the water, Tang San was still guessing Sun Xiaomei's thoughts. Seeing Sun Xiaomei about to take off the chain mail, Tang Sanzang plucked up his courage and said: "Xiaomei, come, I'll help you take off your clothes.”
"Oh, sorry to trouble you."
Tang San paused, almost falling.
Tang Sanmao's hands were trembling as he helped Sun Xiaomei remove the heavy golden armor. However, there was still a yellow inner garment covering her skin.
Sensing Tang San's increasingly unnatural movements and heavy breathing, Sun Xiaomei said: "You're taking off your clothes and still dawdling. You're really unmanly.”
Third Master has taken off many women's clothes, but I've never taken off the clothes of the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal! Moreover, do you know how much guilt your appearance of fourteen or fifteen years old makes people feel?
After Sun Xiaomei's teasing, Tang San, in order to show his manliness, hardened his heart and pulled off Sun Xiaomei's only white inner garment……
"Um." The expected scene did not appear.
Under Sun Xiaomei's doubtful gaze, Tang San suddenly crouched down, grabbing that pair of white shorts and directly pulling them down……
" What's this?!" Tang San was furious. It seemed he had never suffered such a great humiliation in his life.
The young yet seductive body that he had expected did not appear. In front of him was a guy wrapped in fur that did not interest him at all!
Soft fur covered her entire body. Other than her slender and fair arms, there were also exquisite and small jade feet. From the neck down, everything was covered in fur, not revealing a single bit!
"Are you bathing in this?"
"Is there a problem?" Sun Xiaomei tugged at the fur on her body and said,""I was wearing it when I jumped out of the rock. I never took it off. Don't underestimate it. This is a treasure. Back then, even the Grand Supreme Elder's True Samadhi Fire couldn't burn it!”
"That means, this thing can be taken off?”Tang San breathed a sigh of relief.
"Probably. I haven't tried it." Sun Xiaomei jumped into the wooden bucket and closed her eyes comfortably to enjoy it.
Seeing this, Tang San gritted his teeth and stamped his foot, tearing off the last loincloth on his body, about to crawl into the barrel.
"What are you doing?" Sun Xiaomei's hand had unknowingly produced the Golden Cudgel, pressing it against Tang San's chest.
"What do you say, of course it's bathing!”
"You can shower after I'm done. I never shower with others.”Sun Xiaomei pushed Tang San out, clearly seeing his entire body, frowning: "Your tail is really ugly."
Tail? Tang San lowered his head to take a look, the thick skin of the city wall also couldn't help turning red.
Seeing Sun Xiaomei's stance of refusing to let him in no matter what, Tang San sighed, picking up the kasaya on the ground and leaving the room……
The night was chilly.
Tang San, draped in the kasaya, swore in his heart. Today's humiliation would be repaid a hundredfold in this life!
Sun Xiaomei, even if you're the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, I'll make you peel off that hateful fur.
Be obedient and wait for Third Master to bathe and change!
I'll let you have a taste of Third Master's tail!
A gust of cold wind blew, and Tang San shivered, squatting outside the door with his kasaya, waiting miserably……
Sister Guan Yin, come and save me!
On an immortal mountain in the Southern Sea.
"90,000!"
"I won!"
"Why did you win again? Ancestral Goddess, did you use an immortal technique?”The delicate and pretty woman in a white veiled dharma robe had a depressed expression as she overturned the bamboo board in front of her and said,"I'm done playing, I'm done playing. The Ancestral Buddha sent a message to me saying that the Golden Cicada Master is afraid of a calamity and wants me to go to the Spirited Mountain to receive a treasure to help him transcend the calamity.”
"The Golden Cicada Master? It was said that he had reincarnated in this life to learn the scriptures and had taken Sun Wukong as his disciple? Is this true?" The Queen Mother, who had killed the Guanyin of the South Sea, became interested and asked her non-stop.
"That's right. I was the one who persuaded that stupid monkey. She was also afraid of being suppressed. Otherwise, with her arrogance, she would definitely not be willing to acknowledge a mortal as her master.”The South Sea Guanyin, who had a headache from the noise, replied perfunctorily,"Let's not talk about it anymore. I'll go to the Spirit Mountain to receive the order.”
Watching the South Sea Guanyin leave, the Queen Mother, who looked like a young girl, curled her beautiful cherry lips and muttered," Little Goku, oh Little Goku, you're guilty this time…"
The Mysterious Fairy of the Nine Skies and the head of the Moon Palace Chang'e, who were pulled to the table, were all scared. They lowered their heads and did not say anything. They sympathized with the little monkey who rejected the Queen Mother's 'good intentions' hundreds of years ago...
The newcomer's new book, perhaps because he was not used to Fei Lu, had a bit of ink at the beginning. I'll hurry up and learn to correct it. I'll write a plot that will make everyone feel good as soon as possible!
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