Leaving the foot of Dual World Mountain, not far away, the always gloomy Tang San opened his mouth: "Xiaomei, I have a few questions for you.”
"If you have something to say, say it." Sun Xiaomei leading the way looked here and there, just too lazy to sweep Tang San's foul face.
"Nezha... Is it a man or a woman?”
"A woman."
"Chang'e is very beautiful?"
"I haven't seen him before."
"Rulai is a fatty?"
"So thin that you're only skin and bones."
Tang San was speechless, asking the last question: "You…are you really a woman?"
Hearing this, Sun Xiaomei looked at Tang San as if he was an idiot, indifferently spitting out two words: "You're sick."
I wish I was sick too!
Tang San wanted to cry, what was wrong with this world? Why was Sun Wukong a Lolita with ADHD? Why was Nezha a woman? Why is my amiable old man Tathagata a skinny man?
Why isn't Sister Guan Yin here yet!？
My lovely Golden Hoop Incantation, hurry up and come into your Brother Tang's arms…
"Stop!"
A loud shout interrupted Tang San's train of thought. Looking ahead, he saw six people blocking the way, each holding a sword.
"Where did this thief come from?" Sun Xiaomei was bored, and when she saw the mountain bandit blocking her way, she immediately became interested.
"Then monk, leave your horse and luggage behind. Grandpa will let you go. Otherwise…hehe.”The six leaders shouted.
How dare he call himself grandfather in front of Third Master? I'm afraid you're tired of living! Tang San was just about to call Sun Xiaomei to stab those thieves to death, but suddenly came to his senses.
In the original novel, Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong had a falling-out because of this incident. At this time, Guanyin Sister appeared and gave Tang Sanzang the Golden Hoop Incantation.
At this time, he couldn't indulge Sun Xiaomei. He had to pretend to be righteous and scold her!
Even though he very much wanted to act according to the script, Tang San very much suspected that he wouldn't be beaten to death by the angry Sun Xiaomei. After all, there were more than nine thousand unlucky fellows in front of him who had warned him.
So be it if you die! In short, this was the script. If Sun Xiaomei did not make this trip, it would not be easy for Guanyin to appear, and it would not be easy for him to coax Sun Xiaomei into wearing the golden hoop.
Making up his mind, Tang San raised his head to look, but saw Sun Xiaomei floating in front of the horse's head, saying: "Monk, what are you daydreaming about? Let's go.”
"What about the six of them?" "You killed them!"？Nonsense, nonsense!"
"Um, I said…"
"What are you talking about? The six of them were just bandits who robbed the road. Even if they were caught and brought to court, they wouldn't be sentenced to death! Why did you kill him just like that? You are so skilled that you can scare them away. If you are so easy to kill, how can you be a monk? How can you go to the western paradise?？”
Tang San was agitated, the expression on his face and even the slight trembling of his lips all expressed his anger.
Damn it, with this acting, it would be a waste of my talent if I didn't go for the Oscar.
If you don't go to the western paradise, then don't go to the western paradise……Tang San reckoned Sun Xiaomei should say this.
However…
"Tyrant, what are you blabbering about? When did I kill them? Look, aren't the six of them fine?”Sun Xiaomei floated to the side and saw six people tied up with vines in the middle of the road. Each of them had a wild fruit stuffed in their mouths. They could not move their feet or speak, but they were still alive and well...
Director, there's something wrong with the script!
"Um." Tang San was embarrassed, but relying on his superb acting skills he immediately dissolved this awkwardness. He was even angrier than before, shouting: "It's even worse if you don't kill them!”
"Huh?" Sun Xiaomei was dumbfounded.
"You fool, think about it, who are they? Those were bandits who robbed the path, and there might be lives on their hands. If you don't kill them today, they will kill me! You're conniving at evil, deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors. The heavens can't tolerate this! You are so wishy-washy. The journey to the west is full of dangers and demons. How can I travel with you in peace if you are so indecisive?？”
I like this bro's wit...
Tang San who had just breathed a sigh of relief immediately felt he wasn't witty, because he seemed to have done a very stupid thing.
Sun Xiaomei's face turned red, then green, and finally black. The veins on her hand that was holding the Jingu Staff were visible. She was on the verge of exploding in anger.
"W-what are you doing?" "Don't tell me you really want to deceive your master and destroy your ancestors? You, you have to think about it carefully. I am the emissary appointed by Guan Yin Bodhisattva to travel to the west. If you kill me, Rulai will not only suppress you for another 500 years.”
Seeing Tang San forcefully flaunt his words, but speaking in his heart. Sun Xiaomei snorted angrily, put away the Jingu Staff, and rode away on a cloud.
"Stupid monk, I'm not waiting anymore!”
Looking at that Somersault Cloud swiftly disappearing into the horizon, Tang San felt his entire back wet.
This was not an easy job!
Now, he finally knew why the previous 9,000 unlucky people had died in the first step of the learning system. If he encountered such a monkey who did not play by the rules, he would die if he was not careful!
Fortunately, with Third Master's superb wisdom and excellent acting skills, he successfully resolved this crisis. Now, all he had to do was wait for Guanyin Sister to deliver the golden hoop and the Golden Hoop Incantation, and then wait for Sun Xiaomei to return from the Dragon Palace. Finally, he had to think of a way to coax Sun Xiaomei to wear the golden hoop. Then, everything would be done!
The Pangu Mantra. He wondered how powerful the spell left behind by this almighty who created the world was…
Tang San couldn't help laughing loudly, but seeing six people staring at him in the middle of the road, he immediately cursed: "What are you looking at? Third Master will dig out your eyeballs if you continue!”
The six of them hurriedly closed their eyes. What kind of world was this? Since when was a monk fiercer than a mountain bandit?？
After eating the rations, Tang San also didn't ride a horse, and just walked west unhurriedly, leaving those six unlucky fellows in the middle of the road without a care.
Walking for half a day, they saw a stream. Leading the horse to the side of the stream, Tang San let out a bitter sigh.
Nothing happened…
Looking around, Tang San sighed.
Sighing like this, sighing, sighing, sighing until Tang San really began to sigh, he finally became angry.
Sister Guanyin, you won't stand me up, right? According to the script, you should have turned into an old mother and asked me why I sighed, right?
"Ah, sorry, sorry, I'm late.”
Just at this moment, a person ran up the stream. While Tang San was still secretly praising her beauty, she handed the brocade dress in her hand to Tang San, saying: "This dress is useless. This gold-inlaid hat is the treasure. Later, put the hat on that monkey. If he doesn't obey your discipline, chant a spell and guarantee that she will be obedient in the future!”
Finishing, she turned to leave in Tang San's confusion. Tang San hurriedly said: "Sister Guanyin, please wait!"
Could it be that even Guanyin was so unreliable?
"What? Sister? Am I that old?" Hearing this, the woman who looked to be in her twenties turned around and slapped her head."I was wondering why I felt like I forgot something.”
Finished talking, she ran over and pointed her finger at Tang San's forehead. Some information immediately exploded in Tang San's mind, not dissipating for a long time.
Tang San knew that this was the Golden Hoop Incantation. By the time he digested the information, the Guanyin sister he had been talking about for many days had already disappeared.
Was that the merciful Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva of the South Sea?
Haha.
However, she was really pretty…
That figure, that face, that skin, in one word, handsome!
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