The woman stared blankly. She had seen bold and thick-skinned people, but she really hadn't seen someone as unbridled and shameless as Tang San.
Not waiting for her to retort, Tang San said: "What is your name in the mortal world?"
Zhu Ganglie…Thinking of this domineering name, Tang San couldn't help but shiver. Thinking of her fairy-like face…Wu Chengen, what kind of sin did you commit?
That woman still hadn't recovered from Tang San's astonishing words, muttering: "Mother Xuan."
Mother Xuan? Why wasn't it Zhu Ganglie? Tang San didn't understand. However, this world had long been in chaos. Since Second Senior Brother could be a woman, it was not surprising for him to change his name.
"Now that you've become a monk, master will give you a dharma name……"
He already had Xiao Bai and Xiao Mei. Third Master couldn't be biased, right?
Uphold the three public principles of fairness, Tang San continued: "From today onwards, you shall be called…Little Xuan.”
Xiao Bai was speechless. He knew this would happen.
"Little Xuan?" Marshal Yuan Tianpeng, whose real name was Xuan Mu, flicked his finger and lit up the candlestick that hadn't been lit for a long time. He saw the handsome monk and snorted coldly,"A mere ghost immortal is not worthy of being my master and changing my name?”
Was this guy a monkey? Why was she the same as Sun Xiaomei?
"Mother Xuan, since you've already been knocked down to the mortal world by the celestial heavens, and have become a demon or monster, it'll be difficult for you to return to the celestial palace. If you refuse to come to your senses and refuse to accept your master, you won't even have the chance to go to the western paradise to cultivate. Do you still want to be a demon for the rest of your life?”
" What's wrong with being a monster!?" Mother Xuan interrupted him and said unrestrainedly," Not to mention that the celestial heavens can't tolerate me, I don't want to go to that damn celestial heavens to be that bullsh * t marshal! She had to guard those wooden little soldiers all day long. She couldn't drink too much, couldn't fight too hard, and even the Jade Emperor had to make things difficult for her when she touched a woman. How boring!”
Are you a female hooligan?
Third Master's worldview was already shattered. Now that he saw Marshal Tianpeng, he realized that he was still too young…
Sun Xiaomei was as pure as a young lady in front of her!
He had finally adapted to such an uncoordinated canopy, but hadn't expected this woman to jump out with a sentence that almost made Tang San bang his head against the wall: "That day, I was in a good mood. I drank a few more glasses and went to the Moon Palace to play with the little fairies…Who knew that the woman in the Moon Palace would secretly trip me and tell the Jade Emperor? Didn't he just touch her head a few times when she was walking on the celestial river? How stingy!”
Where did you touch her? Speaking of which, you really are a lily, hey!
No, that's not the point…How many fairies are there in the Moon Palace?
Right now this originally quite graceful woman was like a tiger leopard in Tang San's eyes, and moreover the most ferocious kind.
Third Master used to be a hooligan. He wasn't afraid of knives or iron rods. What he was afraid of was this female hooligan who was even more 'vicious' than him!
" But speaking of which, that woman's head is really soft and smooth. It's so smooth. It's called a…"
While she was still reminiscing, Tang San was already looking down, looking down at his heart, admitting his sins.
Should he accept this disciple or not? With her hooligan nature, not to mention Sun Xiaomei, even Third Master would not be able to control her.
He remembered that Guan Yin Bodhisattva had three hoops. One was used by Sun Xiaomei, while the other two were meant for the black bear demon and Red Boy.
Now that the black bear spirit would not be captured to the South Sea because of his intervention, could he ask Guanyin for another golden hoop?
Otherwise, before Third Master could reach the Western Paradise, he would be harmed by this woman before he could finish harming all the female demons along the way…Hmm, she seemed to be only interested in women.
That was even more unacceptable! In the past, it was still fine. Sun Xiaomei and her would probably be like fire and water in the future. However, my dear Little White had some kind of Dharma Form for some reason. Now that this woman had seen her look that could not even be compared to a fairy, it was not good!
This woman was too threatening.
He had to straighten her!
Mother Xuan was also in high spirits as she spoke, unexpectedly completely throwing that contending appearance to the back of her mind, saying to Tang San with a frivolous face: "Little monk, have you ever tasted a woman?”
"Amitabha. Good, good." Tang San's head was covered in cold sweat, this woman was too valiant.
Unable to resist the teasing gaze, Third Master put away the thought of bragging about his glorious achievements and said humbly,"This Penniless Monk doesn't like women."
"Tsk, who would believe that?" Mother Xuan snorted." You're also a hypocrite. I've lived for a thousand years. Isn't my judgment of people better than yours?" Looking at your demeanor as an accomplished monk, you're actually a scoundrel. I'm afraid you've done a lot of seducing good people, right?”
"Bastard!" Tang San was annoyed. As a teacher, he should be upright. How could he be teased by his future disciple? He immediately said angrily: "Stop spouting nonsense. In the future, when you become a monk, you should first stop your desire for words and not violate the Buddhist precepts!”
"Pah!" Mother Xuan said disdainfully.
"Buddhist precepts…I'll have to trouble you to get rid of my wife's fragrance on your body first.”
Tang San almost bit his tongue.
F * ck, I forgot about this…This Third Master's name is so famous!
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