There was a saying that Third Master had always felt was very reasonable.
A tree without bark would definitely die, but a shameless person would be invincible!
Since you insist on forcing Third Master to pretend, if Third Master refuses again, it will be Third Master's fault.
If Third Master's thick skin could not withstand it, then he might as well be shameless.
Tang San had a righteous appearance, saying: "If a monk wants to overcome the sufferings of the world, he must first enter the world before leaving it. This Penniless Monk has never entered the mortal world, so how can he be extraordinary? Sigh…You're still young and don't understand. This Penniless Monk drinks and eats meat, flirts with good people…Cough cough, getting close to women is all to experience the seven emotions and six desires of this world, as well as the ferocious sufferings…"
Mother Xuan was stunned. This monk was a genius!
Just as she was about to praise him, she heard Tang San sigh: "Although you have the body of a Golden Immortal and have long attained the Dao, your state of mind is too poor. It's difficult for you to achieve the right fruit and you'll instead cause disaster…Forget it. This Penniless Monk will accept you as a disciple based on the concept of Buddha's compassion. You can be a warm bed…cough, a porter. Follow me to the west to obtain the right fruit.”
Tang San thought that with mother Xuan's temperament, she would most likely still have to expend some effort, but after seeing her think about something, she said: Monk, do you eat meat?"
"Three meals." Tang San spoke bluntly, in any case this guy wasn't a good bird.
"Do you drink?" Mother Xuan asked again.
"Not a single pause."
"Are you okay about the bed?" When Mother Xuan asked this question, her gaze swept over the dazed Whitey.
Tang San's heart thumped, somewhat uneasy. The question that he was most worried about had finally come…This guy really had evil intentions towards Xiaobai!
Why can't you see such a handsome young man standing in front of you? Sigh…
"I'm asking you, how are things in bed?”
Tang San helplessly replied: "This Penniless Monk is a monk, how could he…Alright, he would come here once or twice occasionally.”
Although Third Master had only broken his precepts once in this world, and he hadn't carried it out to the end, he would definitely do it in the future.
Looking at Xiao Bai, and then looking at the twenty or so beautiful like a flower, well-proportioned Mysterious Mother in front of him, and the young girl Sun Xiaomei appearing in his mind, Tang San believed that he wouldn't be bored in some aspects along the way.
At this moment, Mother Xuan clapped her hands and said happily,""Then I'll follow you!" As she spoke, she opened her arms and pounced over enthusiastically.
Amitabha, sin, sin! How could this person be so rude? Who would hug their master right away…Sigh, forget it. This Penniless Monk has a kind personality. This stubborn disciple has just become a monk and doesn't know the rules. I'll let her be for the time being this time…
"Aiya, such tender skin, even better than the skin of those little fairies in the Moon Palace…Tsk tsk, this figure, I'm so envious of you. Come, let big sister have a good taste…"
Hmm? Why did your disciple, who doesn't abide by etiquette, go around me?
Hey, why are you hugging my Little White?
Hey, hey…I can't touch that place! I haven't even touched this form before!
Tang San pulled Xiao Bai over, the latter clutching her vitals and staring pitifully at that woman of unknown origin but as terrifying as Sun Xiaomei, leaning against her master's back with her head shrinking, not daring to come out.
Feeling that soft but full of elasticity on his back, Tang San's heart was somewhat restless…If only Xiao Bai had always been in this form.
"How petty. Is this also your disciple?”Mother Xuan didn't act like a hooligan anymore. She just crossed her arms in front of her chest with a resentful expression.
"She's half my disciple, she was converted by Guanyin to be my leg strength. It's just that it's not easy for me to remember her, so I let her show off her appearance to the public and never ride her.”
Good Little White, you still know how to save face for your master. If Sun Xiaomei was here, she would have exposed Third Master a long time ago.
What do you mean by 'it's not easy for you'? It's clearly the other party who refused to become a horse for you to ride…
Speak of the devil. This time, when Tang San thought of Sun Xiaomei, a wave of angry curses came from outside,""Damned demon, how dare you play with me? Watch me burn down your broken cave!”
What the hell?
As soon as the voice fell, a strange wind blew into the cave, accompanied by choking smoke and soaring flames.
You traitorous disciple, you're trying to burn me to death!
Tang San hurriedly pulled Xiao Bai and ran outside, chanting the Hoop Tincing Incantation, and then heard a young girl's powerless moan from outside: "Damned bald donkey, why did you chant a curse for no reason? I'll settle the score with you when I get back…Ugh, ah ~"
Settle accounts? Third Master, I'll settle the score with you first!
Tang San didn't stop chanting, dodging the fire that wasn't too big, escaping Cloud Stall Cave in a sorry state. Just as he was about to see if his obedient Xiao Bai was injured, he saw her and mother Xuan standing behind him breezily. Not to mention burns, there was not even a speck of mud on his body.
Sigh, people with cultivation were indeed different…
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