As expected, I raised a million! Where did you find this cosplay streamer? He was simply a living Teemo!”
"Did the host really transmigrate? After all, there were also live broadcasts of transmigrating emperors in online novels!”
"666666, that's really Teemo! Heavens!"
"F * ck! Captain Teemo, we are friends! Don't shoot randomly!" Zhou Fan looked at the mocking face and shouted loudly. I don't want to be f * cking stabbed again!
"Who are you? I've never seen you in the village! Don't come over! You must never underestimate the power of the scout's commandments! Captain Teemo is on standby!" Little Teemo looked cautious.
“666666! Too adorable! Brothers, I quarreled with my girlfriend today. I'll drag her here. Tonight, I'll definitely unlock all kinds of positions, hehehe!”
"The big brother in front is really smart. Wait for me!”
"Little brother is pursuing a girl. Let me call her to watch the live broadcast first!”
"Eh? Just now, the gift was only Fish Ball and a rocket! How come there were all kinds of food, drinks, and entertainment items in the real world? But why is the price so high?"
"F * ck! Big brother, now that you mentioned it, I realized! One ice cream costs 100 RMB?"
"F * ck, there are cigarettes? This f * cking low-quality small front door actually cost 51 boxes?”
"But big brothers, look at these especially expensive items, such as cars and planes, it seems that everyone can give tips at the same time!”
Zhou Fan looked at the nervous Little Teemo and felt helpless. What the f * ck should he do? He quickly opened the bullet comments and took a look. Then, he suddenly thought of an idea!
"Stop f * cking babbling! Look, I really did transmigrate! Which big brother tipped him an ice cream? Otherwise, Captain Teemo would shoot his underlings later!”Zhou Fan shouted.
" Wahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Brothers, don't send me off. Let Captain Teemo destroy this ugly b * stard!"
"I won't send you off! I won't send you off!" The audience looked at Little Teemo, who was slowly raising his arm, with a smile.
"No, it's too f * cking cute! I want to give Captain Teemo ice cream!”
"I want to give Mengmeng a scarf! She was too cute! Streamer, give Mengmeng a close-up later!”
"Streamer, please make Ti Million laugh! I like to look at his harmless mocking face!”
"Don't f * cking mess around! If I were any slower, I would have been shot to death by Teemo! F * ck!" Zhou Fan's bad attitude didn't anger the audience. They all laughed and started to send gifts!
"I'll give the streamer an ice cream when I'm 18 in this lifetime!”
"Brother Wei Long gave the lead writer a donut!”
"My favorite, Mengmeng, gave the streamer a scarf!”
In an instant, the bullet screen popped up, and a bunch of items gifted by the audience fell from the sky and flew towards Zhou Fan!
"F * ck!" Zhou Fan was like a hungry wolf pouncing on its prey, dodging the personal attacks of these beasts! He lay on the ground in a sorry state.
"Wahahaha, this idiot host is in such a sorry state!”
"F * ck, the 6666 gift actually fell from the sky and smashed the funny streamer to death! Her attitude was so bad when she asked for a gift! You deserve this!"
"A certain live streamer earns ten million yuan a month by broadcasting a vicious dog pouncing on food! Hahaha!"
"You bunch of idiots, don't f * cking give it away! Even if I don't get smashed to death, how can I finish it! I can move it!" Zhou Fan cursed fiercely.
"F * ck! Streamer, put it back on! I won't beat you until you doubt your life!”
"Streamer, if you're so awesome, why don't you come out from the screen! I'll let you know why the flowers are so red!”
Zhou Fan stood up and saw Teemo looking at the endless stream of items falling from the sky. He panicked! Teemo thought to himself, could it be that the trapped people were sent from other places?
"Hehe, Captain Teemo, do you want some ice cream? It was very delicious! Come, eat as much as you want!" Zhou Fan approached Teemo with a fawning expression and handed him the ice cream. He really wanted to pinch Teemo's little face!
Teemo cautiously took the ice cream from Zhou Fan and hid behind a tree. He took a small bite and then ate it in big mouthfuls. He quickly finished it!
"Hello, can I have another one?”Teemo hopped over to Zhou Fan. The blowdart in his hand had long disappeared.
"Host! F * ck you! Hurry up and give me a big teimo to eat!"
"Host! Hurry up! If you don't give me a million to eat, I'll transmigrate and destroy you!”
"Everyone, Fish Ball, let's farm! Don't give me a gift rocket, I'll have a lot to eat and use! Don't f * cking turn the rocket into a real one!”
"Big brother is really thoughtful! It was fine to kill this joker, but it would be bad if he accidentally injured Teemo!”
"No, the original rocket definitely has no problem. Tyrant Sword West has already tested it!”
"You beasts! Am I that kind of stingy person?" Zhou Fan cursed and turned around with a smile. He pointed at the pile of things behind him and said to Timo,""Timojun, be quick! It's all yours!"
"You're so nice! Then I won't stand on ceremony. I can't finish so much, but I can bring some for the cannon girl!”Teemo skipped over!
"What is it? Did I hear wrongly? F * ck! Pao Niang is here too!"
“**! Oh my god, could that be the Valoran Continent?”
"Streamer, I want to see Little Tanuki! 36E!”
"Host! This cute little sister wants to see Zhou Jielun!"
"Streamer, I want to see my wild beauty!”
"Streamer, even if I use all my money to buy you a plane, you have to fly everywhere in every city as fast as you can! I want to see all the heroes!"
"Same as above! I'll use all my wealth!"
"Add 2!"
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"You bunch of jokers, don't f * cking talk nonsense! This was Valoran Village! Do you understand village? F * cking plane! All of you, go and jerk off! A bunch of idiots!" Zhou Fan gave him a middle finger.
"F * ck! Streamer, does your family know that you're so awesome?”
"I'm considering buying a rocket to kill this joker!”
Although Zhou Fan and the audience were cursing non-stop, it did not stop the crowd from swarming in!
10 million viewers!
However, the live broadcast room that the system had created was indeed awesome. It did not slow down at all! High definition and uncensored!
"Teemo, were you patrolling here just now?”Zhou Fan looked at Little Teemo, who had a donut in one hand and an ice cream in the other, and asked curiously.
"Bo…Shi Bo... Things! Nest... Placed there…Turn heavy dusk…Drum!" Teemo's mouth was full of words, and Zhou Fan was instantly dumbfounded. Was this a joke?
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