"Hahahaha, so f * cking cute! As a man, I can't take it anymore!”
"Hahaha! Come, come, come, open the market! I'm guessing this is a dialect unique to those who mention millions?”
"The idiot who opened the bet in front, with your IQ, didn't you lose until you were only left with your pants? Fang Yan? I'm dying of laughter!"
"Hahaha, it's obvious that the cute Teemo has too much in his mouth and can't speak clearly! This vile streamer even f * cking interrupted me from raising a million yuan to eat! I really want to kill you!"
"The gluttonous Mengmeng is even cuter! My heart is melting!"
"Prey? I'm fighting monsters over there? What do you mean?"
"You're even more talented. Why don't you say Teemo is playing League of Legends?!”
"Brother in front, your IQ is indeed not high. You don't have any IQ at all! Didn't Timo play League of Legends every day? The corpse circled the earth several times."
"Hahahaha! The gifts started to appear! Teemo loved it so much! All of them are for food!" In an instant, all kinds of food fell down! He almost buried Zhou Fan!
"You bunch of idiots! He couldn't even hear it clearly? Hurry up and pack a pack of cigarettes for me! I'll translate for you when I'm happy! It depends on your performance!" Zhou Fan placed one hand on his waist and pointed at the screen with the other as he cursed!
"Every time I see this streamer, I want to kill him!”
"Brothers, give him the cigarette, not the lighter! Let this grandson drill wood to make fire!"
“**6666! The big hand was brilliant! Swipe! This idiot will die from hunger!"
"F * ck! You guys are ruthless! Just wait! I'll turn off the live broadcast and find Mr. Fiery to light a fire!”Zhou Fan was packing up all kinds of cigarettes on the floor.
"Big Brother, don't mess around! We were wrong! Don't f * cking turn off the live broadcast!"
"Brother, you're right. I'm retarded. I'll give you a knight lighter now! As a form of respect!"
"Boss, please! Poor me, I have no internet at home. I'm shivering under my neighbor's roof in the middle of the night with my laptop! Just to watch your live broadcast!"
"Trembling to give good reviews! Little brother's house also has no net, so he hurriedly pulled a spider web to make up for it! Poor little brother! Don't turn off the live broadcast!"
"Ten thousand people write a letter of blood, begging the handsome streamer not to turn off the live broadcast!”
"Seeing that you guys are sincere, I won't turn it off for the time being!”Holding the lighter given by the audience, Zhou Fan lit a cigarette and let out a deep breath.
The tens of millions of viewers were all thinking of killing him!
Teemo was finally full. He hugged his round belly with both hands and appeared in front of Zhou Fan charmingly.
"Teemo, what did you just say? I didn't hear it clearly!" Zhou Fan smiled as he patted Teemo's head. He was so happy that he touched Teemo's head first, then pinched Teemo's face! He was about to achieve it step by step!
"I mean, I'm planting mushrooms over there! That's my mushroom garden over there. The mushrooms I grow are delicious! Everyone in the village likes it!" When Teemo mentioned mushrooms, he acted cute proudly.
"So f * cking cute!"
"This is 10,000 times cuter than an animated cartoon!”
"I'm already lying on the computer!”
"Brother, why are you on the computer? This isn't even an A!"
"This big brother in front of you is so low in excitement. One fucking A and you're lying on the computer?”
"Cough cough, I'm sorry, I've been exposed!”
"I want to get closer to the computer and feel Teemo's cuteness!”
"Big brother? How's the effect?"
"I'm sorry. I wanted to get closer to experience Teemo's cuteness, but I didn't expect that I wouldn't wipe the computer for a long time and put dust on my face. I'll go wash my face first!”
.................
"Teemo, call me Brother Fan from now on. Brother Fan gives you a lot of delicious food every day! I'm going to live here in the future. Can you take me to the village chief?”Zhou Fan smiled like a big bad wolf.
"Brother Fan, really? Can I really eat it every day? Then can you let the cannon girl eat it together? She's my good friend!" Teemo looked up and said carefully.
"Alright! This was nothing to Brother Fan! Let's go!" Zhou Fan said smugly.
"I'm envious of the livestream's acting skills!”
"I envy the streamer for tricking the innocent into raising a million!”
"I'm envious of the streamer eating our food, drinking our food, and scolding us. We still have to keep a low profile and ask the streamer not to turn off the live broadcast! There had never been such a miracle in Douyu's history!”
"But tomorrow, I'll have to continue being a mute and get scolded!”
"As long as this live broadcast room isn't banned! I'll probably continue to be scolded!”
"Brothers, don't panic. My daddy is Li Gang. Let's see who dares to seal him!”
“**6666！”
The audience members sent comments sourly.
"Brother Fan, we can't move all that food, it's too much!”Teemo looked at the remaining food with a reluctant expression.
"It's no big deal. Look at how deep your Brother Fan is!”Zhou Fan turned to look at the live broadcast and shouted," Brothers! There are too many things to move! Teemo can't bear to waste it!"
"F * ck! The insidious streamer always used the innocent Teemo as an excuse!”
"My heart aches for raising a million yuan and continuing to get shot!”
"Hillman gifted the streamer a Junma brand mountain sedan!”
“**66666！”
"F * ck! The Junma Convertible was worth several million RMB!”
"F * ck! A godly tycoon has appeared!"
"Godly tycoon, please hug my thigh!"
"Host, I'm a mountain man. Can you only drive our horse brand sedan over there in the future?”
“**6666! F * ck, this advertisement was well done. I give it full marks!”
"F * ck! This economic mind, this awareness! This operation! It would be difficult for the Junma brand sedan to not be popular this year!”
"As long as this live broadcast room is not closed, it will definitely become a mess in the future! The Horse brand had easily earned a few million yuan to advertise well! This idea was worth studying and learning from all kinds of peers!”
"F * ck!" A car fell from the sky, scaring Zhou Fan so much that he shivered and pulled Teemo to the side to dodge!
"Open your sister! He almost killed me! Can you tell me in advance?" Zhou Fan was so angry that his face turned green! How could he go back if he died here? How could he continue to act tough?
"Brother Fan, in this place, we will only feel hungry and sleepy, we won't die! Moreover, there was no night here. It was always daytime!”Teemo weakly explained the situation to Zhou Fan. Zhou Fan acknowledged with an 'oh', but in his heart, he thought to himself,' I'm new here. If you guys don't die, I might not be able to do the same!' It was better to be careful. The damned system ran away without saying anything!
"Brother Fan, before I go back, I still have to pull some grass for Mushroom. Can you wait for me?”Teemo said with a fawning expression.
"It's no big deal. Nothing is a problem for Brother Fan! Let's go, Brother Fan will go with you!" Zhou Fan placed the food and necessities in the open car and followed the bouncing Teemo to his mushroom garden.
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