As for Zhanbo, this was…Li Junyang, a top student in the computer science major of the province, didn't know whether to laugh or cry. How could someone with such a high IQ be so naive? She believed everything he said. Her cuteness was simply extraordinary. She had grown up and yet she had not been cheated and sold to Africa. She was simply the son of the lucky goddess! The scammers nowadays were too unprofessional!
How could an adult like him not be able to differentiate between fiction and reality? His low EQ made people cry even more. To think that he would think of giving a Transformers toy to a girl as a gift…Who the hell can explain this to me? What was this child prodigy thinking? You might be able to get a girl if you gave her a real Prime, but what you gave her was a toy, and it was f * cking leftover! (If there was a real Transformers Zhanbo, he probably wouldn't need a girl. He would just be happily with Transformers…) If he could use Transformers toys to pick up girls, could Ultraman do the same? If there really was such a thing as not needing flowers, bags, jewelry, clothes, houses, or cars, he would just want a Transformers Ultraman girl. How much money would that save?!
Boss, how many of them can be hooked with Transformers? I'll f * cking buy all the girls I hook up with!
Li Junyang really couldn't understand this. Why did you give him a Barbie doll? A plush toy would be good too! What the hell is the meaning of giving him a Prime! Although you love this thing, you can't give it to a girl! If you like inflatable dolls, can you give the girl one? An angry baby? Oh, I seem to have heard of a male version for women. Perhaps there was a chance that he could take in an angry child…
And when you're dating a girl, you actually want to watch the science film "Detective." The Life of Suo Saturn or something. F * ck, even inviting a girl to watch an action romance movie has a higher success rate than this, alright? In the end, he actually managed to woo Miss Wanyu. From this, it could be seen how unmagical this world was! Well, that's true. Wanyu was an extraordinary girl to begin with. It was quite normal for Zhanbo to woo her…
Li Junyang couldn't stand Zhanbo's innocence. He covered his forehead and prepared to go back to the house to calm down."Sister Yifei, please be merciful and take this demon in!”
"You're not lying to me, are you?" Zhanbo still didn't believe him and asked," Yang, don't go!”
" Zhanbo…" Li Junyang stopped in his tracks and looked at this silly and adorable guy speechlessly." Why did you naively believe Teacher Zeng's nonsense, but you didn't believe me when I was telling the truth? Isn't it programmed to believe whatever people say?”
He turned around and walked to Hu Yifei. He bent down and placed his hands on Hu Yifei's shoulders. He said solemnly,"Sister Yifei, I'm serious. You'd better bring Zhanbo to a hospital to have a good look. If he really couldn't do it, he could change his brain. It didn't matter what kind of animal it was. I can take out all my money to treat Zhanbo!”
" Go." Hu Yifei pushed Li Junyang." Who says that?" What do you mean by changing an animal's brain!"
"Because I think any other animal's brain would be better than Zhanbo's.”Li Junyang patted his head.
"See a doctor?" When Zhanbo heard this, he cried." I still have that illness! Little Yang, didn't you say that I'm fine? I knew it. No wonder I kept dreaming that I was a white fox running in the rain. I kept doing push-ups and moving the parking space. I knew it…"
"..." Li Junyang was completely defeated by Zhanbo. He casually picked up a sofa cushion and hit Zhanbo's head." I'll beat you to death, you monster!"”Then, he turned around and returned to his room.
As for how Hu Yifei persuaded the genius child, Zhanbo, he was not interested in knowing. If he stayed any longer, he would probably be infected by him. This illness was like a terminal illness. He did not know where to treat it. He did not know if those ancestral old military doctors pasted on the telephone poles would be able to cure it. Uh…Old military doctor? How could this be passed down from generation to generation?
Zhan Boyi was so stupid that even the gods couldn't stop him. Only Sister Yifei, the female warrior, could take him in.
Li Junyang was playing computer games in his room when Hu Yifei pushed open the door and walked in. She quickly pulled Li Junyang up and hurried out.
"Sigh! Sister Yifei, can you knock on the door before you come in? Why are you in such a hurry?”Li Junyang asked in confusion as Hu Yifei dragged him out.
"It's urgent! Human lives are at stake!"
"What's wrong? Zhanbo was going to change his brain?”Li Junyang was a little confused.
"What? I'm asking you to cook a delicious meal!"
At this time, Li Junyang had been dragged to the living room by Hu Yifei. Li Junyang saw Old Feng sitting on the sofa and eating melon seeds. He missed this idiot after not seeing him for a few days." Yo, you're back."”
"Yeah, I just came back today." Old Feng waved his paw at Li Junyang, grabbed a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and asked,""Do you want to eat melon seeds?"
So it was the melon seeds that he brought…Li Junyang remembered that he often put melon seeds in his pocket when he was young…
Then, Li Junyang shook his head at Old Feng and said righteously,""I don't eat anything that has skin and thorns now. It's troublesome.”
Hu Yifei said to Li Junyang unhappily,""Don't be long-winded. Hurry up and make a good meal.”
"Sister Yifei, what are you doing?”Li Junyang asked in confusion.
Old Feng immediately interrupted," Of course it's to welcome me. Sister Yifei is very particular. I'm sorry." No need to go through so much trouble. Just make something that saves me trouble. I want to eat, hahaha.”
Then, he heard Old Feng speak at a speed that could be compared to a machine gun. He spoke very fast, but each word was very clear. He listed a bunch of dishes. As he spoke, he drooled...
Miss, you've practiced before, right? With this proficiency in reporting the names of the dishes, you used to be a crosstalk actor, right? If you don't continue to perform crosstalk, it's a huge loss for the crosstalk world! Do you know that this is a crime?
"Stop!" Hu Yifei interrupted Old Feng." What are you thinking about? I didn't cook it for you." It's for Ziqiao!"
"What? It wasn't for me! I was touched for nothing. Sister Yifei, give me back my feelings!”Old Feng said loudly with dissatisfaction after hearing Hu Yifei's words. Then, he took out a melon seed and threw it at Hu Yifei.
It hit Hu Yifei's forehead…
Gosh, Old Feng was really a warrior! You dare to throw Hu Yifei away? Aren't you afraid that Hu Yifei would roll you up and stuff you into the toilet bowl?
Girl, if you don't die, you'll be my idol!
Li Junyang first looked at Old Feng with admiration, then asked Hu Yifei in confusion,""Why?"
Hu Yifei didn't argue with Old Feng. She told Li Junyang about the idea of sending warmth to Ziqiao that she had discussed with Zeng Xiaoxian before. She added,""We were going to buy him some KFC, but then we thought that it wasn't as good as yours. So I'll leave this mission to you."
Hu Yifei clenched her fists with murderous intent and made cracking sounds."How is it? Is there any problem?"
F * ck, who would dare to have a problem with this stance?
Li Junyang subconsciously gulped and shook his head. Why was there the sound of someone swallowing? Old Feng shrunk his neck like a quail…
However, he still said with some difficulty,"Well, Sister Yifei, a clever housewife can't cook without rice. I'm a chef, not a god. You can't ask me to conjure a table, right?”
As soon as she finished speaking, the door opened with a bang. Zeng Xiaoxian came in with both hands full of things. Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei unhappily and said,"Are you sure you want me to carry so many things alone? It's very heavy, do you know that?!"
"Here it is." Hu Yifei pouted at Zeng Xiaoxian and looked at him with dissatisfaction."You talk so much nonsense. If you can't even lift this little thing, what kind of man are you? Hurry up and send it to the kitchen for Yang Zi to cook!”
" But it's really heavy..." Zeng Xiaoxian whispered and walked to the kitchen.
Li Junyang and Old Feng quickly ran over to take the things from Zeng Xiaoxian's hands to help him lighten his burden.
However, judging from Old Feng's posture of fiddling with the food in the bag from time to time, it was obvious that he was studying what he could eat later…
Li Junyang knew that Lu Ziqiao was actually fine. However, Guan Gu had no feelings for Mika, and nothing happened between the two of them.
The so-called Meijia split. Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian had only made a wild guess after eavesdropping. Lu Ziqiao's so-called depression was also forced by Hu Yifei. Everything that happened after that was just Lu Ziqiao pretending to be greedy.
Moreover, Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao were just a fake couple who came together to get half the rent and free water and electricity. But Hu Yifei didn't know all of this. She was still worried about Ziqiao, so she anxiously asked Li Junyang to cook a big meal to comfort Lu Ziqiao.
Although Hu Yifei was sometimes stubborn, impulsive, and violent, she was very kind and enthusiastic. She was willing to help anyone who was in trouble. She was able to become the big sister of the apartment not only because of her high martial strength, but also because of her enthusiasm.
Well, of course, martial strength was one of the most important fundamental reasons…
Although Zeng Xiaoxian looked cheap, he was also very kind and friendly to people.
Actually, I don't know about the other residents in iPartment, but whether it's the people living in 3601 and 3602, Zhang Weiyu or Mo Youyou who will move in in the future, although everyone has some problems, they are all warm and friendly. Otherwise, their relationship wouldn't be so good.
After all, what was the saying? Oh, fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp, king. Eight, find a turtle in-laws. Hmm…Although it didn't sound good, it wasn't wrong. Usually, people who could get together and have a good relationship often had something in common.
Li Junyang shook his head and put down the pile of things. After looking at what he had bought, he said to Hu Yifei,""So sumptuous! Sister Yifei, how much did you spend to buy so many? Do you think Ziqiao can finish it?"
Old Feng immediately raised his claws and said,""It's alright! I can help! Let me tell you, I might have eaten it!”
" F * ck you." Li Junyang rolled his eyes at Old Feng. This girl was too thick-skinned." Why do you look so proud?" Aren't you afraid of getting fat after eating so much? What's there to show off about being able to eat? Good-for-Nothing is very arrogant. Arrogant?"
"So what if it can be eaten?" Old Feng grumbled discontentedly.! Did Good-for-Nothing offend you? I'm proud. Proud! I just can't get fat!"
Hu Yifei felt like she had been stabbed by Old Feng. Ever since Li Junyang came, she had gained three pounds…
"It's not like we'll let him eat it all.”Hu Yifei said indifferently.
" I bought them all..." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sad face.
Li Junyang and Old Feng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian sympathetically. No wonder Hu Yifei didn't seem to care at all. It turned out that she was a sucker.
Bighead, let's be friends!
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