Li Junyang quickly prepared the dishes. Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian carried a lot of things to the next room to give Ziqiao some warmth.
Li Junyang was about to put the extra food on the table when he turned around and saw Old Feng sniffing like a puppy waiting to be fed. When he saw Li Junyang, he immediately ran over to help after seeing her give him an unprecedented brilliant smile. He even said,"I washed my hands!" After saying that, she grabbed a piece of meat and threw it into her mouth…
You can grab it with your hands after washing your hands…
Li Junyang and Old Feng were having dinner here, while Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were consoling Zi Qiaojun, who was suffering from depression.
"Zi Qiao, this is a feast made by Yang Zi.”Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the feast that Li Junyang had made and swallowed his saliva.
"What's wrong with you guys? Did something happen? Is Chen Meijia dead?" Lu Ziqiao was uncomfortable with Hu Yifei and her two friends. He could not care less about the feast. He felt like he was about to be tricked, so he asked warily.
"That's not possible. We just feel that as your roommates and neighbors, we should do something special for you on this sunny afternoon.”Zeng Xiaoxian explained.
"Do you feel warm?" Hu Yifei looked at Zi Qiao and asked.
Zeng Xiaoxian pulled out his pants again. He took out two movie tickets from his pocket and held them up in front of him."Oh, right, Ziqiao, I have two tickets for Transformers 2. Do you want to take a look?”
" Tell me what happened," Zi Qiao asked in confusion, suddenly sitting up."You guys uploaded my personal…Slap. What frequency?"
"You have your own…Slap. What frequency?" Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian asked in unison.
"I'd better sleep."
"Alright, alright, I'll tell you the truth. We know you're going through a difficult time.”Hu Yifei said to Ziqiao with concern, but at the same time, she was afraid of provoking him.
"Yes, I am!" Zi Qiao was completely confused by the two of them." I was going to sleep until the afternoon! But you guys woke me up and spoke in the Martian language. It was really difficult for me!”
" We found this in your trash can," Hu Yifei said as she took out the piece of paper with the lyrics.
Lu Ziqiao explained for a long time, but Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian's preconceived notions did not believe what Lu Ziqiao said at all. Zeng Xiaoxian also proposed to give Lu Ziqiao free rent, water, and electricity. Lu Ziqiao suddenly felt that this was a good opportunity to take advantage of him, so he went along with Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian's words, making Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian think that he really had depression...
Zi Qiaojun, I'll wait for the moment you succeed in courting death!
After Hu Yifei and Wen Nuan returned to Room 3601, they saw the table full of leftovers and Old Feng sitting at the table, unable to move…
"Ah!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the remaining food on the table with a pained expression." Why is there only so little food left?" he cried miserably.”
Hu Yifei looked at Old Feng's expression that said 'my life was worth it' and said crazily,""Feng Rui! Are you embarrassed? Can't you leave some for us? We haven't eaten yet!"
"That's right!" Zeng Xiaoxian also looked at the leftovers on the table with a pained expression."It's only been ten minutes, and you've already finished a table full of dishes!”After saying that, he and Hu Yifei ran to the table without washing their hands. They picked up the chopsticks and stuffed them into their mouths.
"There, isn't there still more?" Old Feng continued to point at the plate on the table that was almost full of vegetable soup and explained,""Besides, who asked you to come back so late?”
"We have something to do!" "You're too much of a glutton!" Hu Yifei said. You've eaten all the dishes on this table."
"Nonsense! Little Yang obviously ate it too! " Hmm..." Old Feng argued loudly as if he had been insulted. As a result, he almost vomited out the food that he had eaten. Old Feng immediately covered his mouth with his hand and took a while to calm down," I almost vomited out the food. Thankfully, I swallowed it back." Otherwise, it'll all be a waste!"
Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian felt their stomachs churn when they heard that. The two of them criticized in unison,""You're too disgusting!"
"Hey! Old Feng looked at Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian and asked curiously,""What were you two doing just now?”
"To give Ziqiao warmth." Hu Yifei wiped her mouth and said.
"But Little Yang said that who's fine?" Old Feng scratched his face in confusion,"Yang told me that you rummaged through someone's trash can and picked up someone's lyrics. Then, you insisted that that Ziqiao had depression and said that someone was depressed."”
Although Old Feng had seen Ziqiao at Wang Tiezhu's wedding, she had coincidentally returned home when Ziqiao moved in, so she didn't know Ziqiao Meijia.
" It's not that I think," Hu Yifei said unhappily,""Ziqiao really has depression! We went to take a look just now!"
" Oh," Old Feng muttered." Then you can take him to see a psychiatrist. What's the use of you tormenting him like this?"”
Hu Yifei felt that Old Feng's words made sense, so she discussed with Zeng Xiaoxian and prepared to take Ziqiao to see a psychiatrist who Yifei thought was very handsome. As for Zi Qiaojun, he felt that if he could get a diagnosis from a psychiatrist, he would be able to get more benefits, so he agreed to see a psychiatrist.
When she saw the handsome Doctor Ouyang, Hu Yifei's fantasies about being a psychiatrist were shattered…Handsome…It didn't exist at all! This was a chubby uncle!
Yifei was obviously mistaken. After all, the medical industry was not a beauty contest. There was no saying that doctors and nurses had to be gentle with handsome men and beautiful nurses. If there really is a requirement for looks to enter the medical industry, then I estimate that there are only about ten people left in our hospital. Even the director will have to be eliminated.
Therefore, in my opinion, everyone should not have too much hope for the nurses and doctors in the hospital. There are not that many intelligent and generous beautiful doctors, nor are there that many gentle and cute beautiful nurses. Television is still television, and movies are still movies. There is still a difference!
Anyway, most of the people around me don't have any makeup on, and they all look normal. They can exorcise evil spirits and prevent pregnancy. They can totally guard the morgue…
Their real responsibilities were almost all pure warriors who were born in the year of the tiger. At most, they were just wearing sheepskin…
Motherf * cker! Did I open it wrong or did I come to the wrong place? Where were all the gentle, intellectual, big sisters, cute, and lively little girls?! Teacher, you lied to me again!
In the past, many people were prepared to solve the problem of being single internally, but the truth was that beautiful children with good personalities were all in school. What kind of world was this?
Yeah, I'm so happy to have another black one. Carry forward the fine tradition of our hospital and never waver in slandering colleagues for a hundred years. This event really never gets tired. Now that the daily mission is completed, let's get back to business.
After the doctor judged that Ziqiao was courting death, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were very unhappy. Hu Yifei especially felt that her IQ had been trampled on, so Ziqiao's divine art of courting death was successful! In the end, Zi Qiao's ending was tragic, truly tragic!
On this day, Li Junyang and Old Feng were lying on the bar counter like two dead dogs, one on the left and the other on the right, sipping on yogurt as they watched Wanyu do the personality test. Hu Yifei and the genius child, Lu Zhanbo, walked over.
" Hi." Hu Yifei greeted Li Junyang and the other two and looked at the things that Wanyu was doing." Wanyu is doing the astrology test again?"”
"I'm doing a resume." Wan Yu smiled and shook her head.
"We're clearly doing a Star Constellation test.”Hu Yifei was puzzled.
"Sister Yifei, you don't know, right? This thing is very popular in foreign companies.”Old Feng sucked on his yogurt and said weakly,""Just now, Wanyu told us that these things can test a person's inner personality to see if you're crazy enough and if you're suitable for that position. It's best if you're suitable enough to be struck by lightning.”
" Tsk," Li Junyang said half-dead,""Foreigners these days are really strange. They can judge whether the job is suitable by doing these strange things? Their criteria for selecting talents was based on metaphysics, right?”
Li Junyang had never thought that he would be able to find out if it was appropriate just by asking a few strange questions. Could this really be metaphysics?
"Pfft." Hu Yifei and the others were amused when they heard this.
"Foreigners are so troublesome." After Hu Yifei smiled, she said indifferently,"Is there a relationship between personality and position?"
" Of course it's related," Zhanbo immediately said. Among the five people, other than Wanyu who was doing the questions, he was the only one who had this experience." Now, anything can be faked. You can fake a certificate, you can fake a degree, but you can't fake your personality."”
"But some of the questions are so strange."”
" It's normal," Zhanbo said with a normal expression."These questions are all given by a psychologist. At first glance, you might find them strange, but they can truly reflect your outlook on life and values. He's very knowledgeable."
"Not to mention looking at it at first glance, it's very strange even if you look closely.”Li Junyang scratched his head.
" Yes," Wanyu nodded in agreement and pointed to a question on the computer." Look at this question. Tell me what mosquitoes and tigers have in common."”
"It depends on whether your thoughts are abstract or composite.”Zhanbo hesitated for a moment. Actually, he didn't know either. He just didn't want to lose face in front of Wanyu.
"Then look at this question. What would you do if your father fought with Heavenly King Zhou? A, help your father. Heavenly King Zhou of B Gang. C watched them fight. D, call the TV station." Wan Yu asked another question.
" Uh…" Mama, these questions are so strange!! Zhan Bo didn't want to lose face, so he forced himself to continue,""This means that the boss of their human resources department is a fan of Heavenly King Zhou.”
Li Junyang rolled his eyes at Zhanbo and complained,""Zhanbo, you even know this. This is also the result of metaphysics, right?”
"No!" Old Feng shook his head and stared at Zhanbo,""Because he's just as good at bullshitting as the person who set the questions.”
Zhanbo was very embarrassed when he heard this, but he didn't know how to explain it. As expected of Zhanbo's little friend, Wanyu immediately came to the rescue."Zhanbo, did you encounter any weird questions during the interview?”
"Yes!" Wanyu, my good comrade! You came at the right time! Zhanbo immediately replied,"There is a question like this. You have two questions." Pants, one dirty and one wet, which one are you wearing?”
Hu Yifei was a little speechless when she heard this and asked,""This is the question to test your values?”
"It's so disgusting. I despise you even if you wear that.”Wan Yu looked at Zhan Bo with some disdain.
"Yes!" Old Feng immediately nodded in agreement.
" Zhanbo." Li Junyang knew Zhanbo's choice and immediately asked,""If you have two conditions. Pants and two pairs of pants, pants and underwear. The pants were dirty and dirty, and the pants and underwear... Which pair of pants do you wear?"
"I don't choose either!" Before Zhan Bo could react to the consequences of not choosing either, he replied proudly,""I'm not wearing it anymore. It's so cool!"
Zhanbo…is this really a good choice?
"Hehe, we despise you!" Li Junyang and the other two looked at Zhanbo with disdain and moved to the side at the same time!
Stay away from this guy. You might even be infected!
"Little Yang, did you hear Zhanbo's answer? This was already good enough. The key was that he could still make such a declaration in public! What kind of person was this!”Old Feng pointed at Zhanbo and mumbled to Li Junyang, pretending to be quiet, but his voice was so loud that all his friends could hear him.
This was a brave fighter who yearned for freedom. He did not want to be bound by external things and yearned for freedom. He wanted to tell everyone that humans did not need any restrictions to yearn for freedom. He wanted to use his own actions to awaken the most powerful human. Chu's soul!
day. What was f * ck? There was no festival in this world. F * ck, there will be more people who act tough. F * ck!
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