Li Junyang was bored at home alone, so he went to the bar to find his friends. When he came out of the apartment, he saw Wanyu and Old Feng in the crowd watching a roadster.
"Hi, Wanyu, Old Feng."
"Hey, Little Yang is coming." Old Feng greeted Li Junyang with a smile.
"What? It's just a car, why are you so excited?”Li Junyang walked over and rolled his eyes at Old Feng.
"No, look!" Old Feng pointed at the driver's seat of the sports car.
Li Junyang couldn't help but laugh when he saw a four or five-year-old child peeing in the car. Only then did Li Junyang understand why the onlookers were so happy.
When they saw a good car, everyone would sigh and envy it. However, when they saw what this child did, everyone was more happy to see him gloat.
"I wonder whose car it is. Why didn't they close the hood after parking? Now he's unlucky and let him be smug." Old Feng grinned.
Li Junyang nodded with a smile. So what if it's a good car? Now it's a toilet? Suddenly, he remembered that Zeng Xiaoxian had spent 1,200 yuan a day to rent this place to appear on TV. Poor Teacher Zeng…
"By the way, everyone is at the bar. Do you want to go together?”Li Junyang looked at Wan Yu and said.
"Oh, alright."
When the three of them arrived at the bar, Old Feng immediately said,""Hey, I saw a sports car with a unique 'smell' downstairs just now!”
Li Junyang knew why Old Feng said it had a unique smell. It was virgin boy's urine.
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at himself smugly.
Wan Yu was a little surprised to see Zeng Xiaoxian's expression.""Is Teacher Zeng yours?"
"It's me…"
"I borrowed it." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to say that it was his Hu Yifei who exposed him.
"Many people are watching." Wan Yu pointed outside.
"It's normal. It's completely normal." Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly.
"My dad also has a convertible-top car, but he always puts it up when he parks it.”Wanyu said to Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Heh, what do you mean by 'convertible'?" Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to be driving after he heard that. Zhanbo cooperated with him from behind.
"But if you pulled it up, that kid wouldn't have peed in the driver's seat.”Wan Yu said honestly.
"Teacher Zeng, the virgin boy's urine can ward off evil spirits, so you won't be afraid of running into evil spirits." Li Junyang also said to him.”
"Haha." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and immediately got up and ran out.
"Haha!" Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian run out, Fei Meijia and the others were so happy that they rolled back and forth.
"Little Yang, that car has to be pulled up by hand every time.”After laughing for a while, Old Feng suddenly asked a very knowledgeable question.
Li Junyang and the others looked at Old Feng speechlessly.
"What's wrong? Don't you think it's very troublesome?" Old Feng asked in confusion.
"Who told you convertibles are pulled by hand?" Li Junyang asked curiously.”
"I saw it on TV. In TV dramas, there were often scenes of people lifting the roof of the car to the back with their hands.”
"It's not pulled by hand. There's a switch. You can turn it on and off by pressing the switch.”Li Junyang explained speechlessly. Then, he became even more curious."What kind of TV are you watching? Why are you moving your hands?”
"Balabala, balabala." In one breath, Old Feng talked about more than a dozen Chinese and foreign television movies from 70 to 80 years ago.
"F * ck, you're talking about the early stage!”Li Junyang was speechless when he heard that." Can I trouble you to keep up with the times?!"”
"Oh, oh, oh! I don't know!" "I thought convertibles were pulled by hand." Old Feng said innocently.”
“……”
They returned to the apartment near noon. Li Junyang was busy making lunch, the girls from Fei Meijia were chatting, Xiaoxian was reading the newspaper at the dining table, and Zhanbo was sitting on the sofa in a daze.
At this moment, Guan Gu suddenly pushed open the door and entered with an unhappy expression.
Zhanbo greeted Guan Gu, who put down his bag and said unhappily,""Don't call me Guan Gu-kun, please call me Central Ring Thirteenth.”
" You're so powerful," Zhan Bo couldn't help but ask." You only took 13 minutes to complete a circle?"”
Yi Fei and the others also stared at Guan Gu curiously.
Guan Gu unhappily told everyone about his experience of being ripped off when he took a taxi.
"Guan Gu, you can file a complaint against him." Yi Fei said to Guan Gu.
Old Feng also said to Guan Gu,"You paid?" You can just not give him money when you get there, and then call us. We'll go and reason with him.”
Just as Yifei, Meijia, and the others nodded in agreement with Old Feng's words, Old Feng continued,""Then smash his car!"
Hu Yifei and the others were speechless.
"Hahaha, well done!" Zeng Xiaoxian put away the newspaper and said with a smile.
They looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in confusion. At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and walked to Guan Gu."What I mean is, Guan Gu, you've already circled around thirteen times, which means that the road today is very smooth, so I'm relieved.”
Only then did Yifei and the others understand what Zeng Xiaoxian meant.
Old Feng scratched his face.”
"How can that be? Old Feng, don't talk nonsense.”Zeng Xiaoxian said unhappily.
Li Junyang remembered that the plot was like eight cars colliding, seven Japanese cars and Zeng Xiaoxian was stuck in a traffic jam. She looked at Old Feng in surprise." Miss, you really have a sharp tongue. If you really say it, not only will there be a traffic jam, but there will also be a traffic jam." Suddenly, Li Junyang had an idea and was ready to act cool. He wiped his hands and walked to the sofa.
"Who has coins? Lend me a few.”Li Junyang said to Yifei and the others.
Hu Yifei and the others thought that he wanted to buy something, so they took out a few coins from their pockets. Meijia took out a whole bunch of coins at most. She didn't have any other banknotes. Girl, don't you think it's heavy with all these coins?
Li Junyang casually picked up a few one-yuan coins and scattered them on the table. Then, he pretended to frown and read for a while before reaching out to pinch his fingers like the fortune-tellers on TV.
"Little Yang, what are you doing?" Yifei and the others could not help but ask curiously when they saw his behavior.
"Little Yang, you know how to read fortunes?" Old Feng tilted his head and asked.
"Teacher Zeng, I advise you not to go to the Central Ring Road this afternoon.”Li Junyang continued to lower his head and put on an act, but he was about to become a dog in his heart.
"Why?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.
"The hexagram shows that you will be late if you take the Central Ring Road. Eight cars in a row, the road is blocked and long. What you do is not good, what you want is not good." Li Junyang looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a profound expression, then turned around and went back to the kitchen to start cooking.
He had to leave. If he didn't leave, he wouldn't be able to hold back his laughter. Li Junyang took a deep breath to suppress his smile. He was looking forward to Zeng Xiaoxian's expression when he remembered what he had just said.
It was so interesting to pretend to be a charlatan!
"Wow! Little Yang, you know how to read fortunes!" Wan Yu said excitedly. She usually liked to play tarot cards and would play around with calculations. Now that he suddenly found out that Li Junyang could also read fortunes, he was especially excited.
"Damn it! Really?" Old Feng was also surprised." You look so professional. Did you set up a stall under the bridge before?"”
Sekiya Zhanbo Mika looked confused.
"Superstitious." Hu Yifei looked at Li Junyang with a bored expression.
"Little Yang, you're spouting nonsense. Why didn't I know you knew how to read fortunes? Was there anyone who used a one-dollar coin to perform a divination?”Zeng Xiaoxian said in disbelief.
Li Junyang did not say anything because he was trying to hold back his laughter.
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly wanted everyone to see his way of making an entrance, so he started to play around like a monkey.
Yifei and the others were shocked by Zeng Xiaoxian's appearance. Guan Gu smiled and said to Zeng Xiaoxian,""Teacher Zeng, you look like a monkey from an acrobatic troupe.”
" It's a baboon," Old Feng retorted immediately." A monkey wouldn't be so stupid."”
Old Feng seemed to have an extraordinary understanding of monkeys 'habits. She liked to squat on the sofa and eat. When she was anxious, she liked to embarrass herself with things...
Therefore, Old Feng's evaluation was very professional...
Zeng Xiaoxian said unhappily," I had to respond to this action from both the stage and the audience. If you didn't cheer me up, I would have looked like an idiot."”
"Well, he doesn't look like one. He's just an idiot.”Hu Yifei nodded in agreement, and then the few of them laughed out loud.
At this moment, the door was pushed open and Zi Qiao walked in while shouting," Oh, oh, oh!" She pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and said,""Are you ready to go on TV? Our superstar!"
"Another monkey jumped out of the acrobatic troupe.”
" It's a baboon!" Old Feng corrected him immediately." A monkey wouldn't be so stupid!"”
"Ziqiao, how did you know about it?”Mika asked in confusion.
"How could I not know? Teacher Zeng has already changed his online username from QQ, QQ, and iPartment to I'm Going On TV.”
"You're really something. You even sent text messages everywhere.”Hu Yifei rolled her eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian.
Li Junyang understood. After all, the long-awaited event had happened. It was normal to be excited.
At this time, Li Junyang had finished preparing the food and asked everyone to wash their hands and eat. Old Feng was the first to rush into the bathroom and quickly wash his hands. He was the first to rush out and sit at the dining table and start stuffing himself.
The group of people returned to their rooms to pack up after dinner and set off.
Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei, Zhan Boziqiao, and the others set off in Bi Xie's roadster, while Li Junyang and the others took the subway to the television station.
On the subway, Li Junyang was curious about Old Feng's bulging backpack.""Old Feng, what's in your bag?”
"Food!" Then, Old Feng opened his backpack and showed it to everyone," Look, chocolate chips, bread, Oreo, instant noodles, fish slices, nougat, beef jerky, bean curd, raisins, walnuts, pine nuts, peanuts, melon seeds, yogurt, orange juice, Coke, mineral water. Oh right, there are also compressed biscuits!"
"..." Li Junyang and the others were speechless as they watched Old Feng show them the items that were enough to survive in the wild for a week.
How was this like going to a television station to be an audience member! Miss, are you going on an outing or are you going to escape?
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