Looking at Old Feng's big bag of things, Li Junyang stared at Old Feng speechlessly,""Why did you bring these things?"
" We're watching a show, of course we have to bring food," Old Feng said matter-of-factly,""Do you want to eat now?"
"Ruirui, we're going to be the audience of a TV show.”Wanyu said tactfully.
" I know," Old Feng nodded affirmatively and said with a smile,""Let's go cheer for Teacher Zeng.”
"Well, this is an interview program. You don't have to work hard.”After hearing this girl's words and seeing her innocent face, the few of them were sweating profusely. Mika hesitated for a long time before speaking.
Miss, you still don't understand the nature of the program that Teacher Zeng is going to participate in. Why are you cheering for Teacher Zeng? Should he beat up the host or watch him perform a somersault? Or do extreme cross-country in the studio?
"You don't need to cheer?" Old Feng scratched his head and asked in confusion,""Then what are we going to do?"
"I'm just a spectator." Mika explained.
"Oh, to be an audience, that means to watch the show! I'm the best at being a spectator." Old Feng insisted on watching the show. In her mind, the audience was probably just watching the show, cheering, and setting up the seedlings. It was similar to attending a New Year's Eve party. Everyone ate and drank and then watched people perform.
" But we don't need to bring food when we go to the TV station as viewers..." Guan Gu looked at the things in Old Feng's bag and said.
"You don't need to bring food?" Old Feng looked at the big bag in her arms, and suddenly, his eyes lit up as if there was something good going on.
Li Junyang knew that she had misunderstood again. As expected, she said excitedly,""The television station has already prepared food? How particular! Can I take it home if I can't finish it?"
“……”
Damn it, it's all your fault. I even prepared food for you. If you can't eat it, you still want to pack it up. What are you thinking? Do you think you're at home watching TV and eating and drinking whatever you want? They were recording a program. If the camera swept over and saw a group of people eating snacks below, would they still record the program? The only time he had seen food in front of the live audience in his entire life was during the Spring Festival Gala, but he had also seen people eating!
"Hey! What kind of delicious food do you think the television station will prepare for us?”Old Feng asked excitedly.
"The television station doesn't prepare food." Li Junyang covered his forehead and sighed. He could finally tell that this bumpkin was not pretending. This guy really did not know.
"Moreover, they won't allow you to bring such a big bag of things in, let alone allow you to eat at the recording studio.”Li Junyang sighed.
"Ah! Why?" Old Feng was furious.”
"Sister, we are going to the television station to be an audience, not to watch a movie or participate in a gala…You are not allowed to eat at the recording studio.”Li Junyang rubbed Old Feng's head helplessly and explained while helping Old Feng zip up his backpack.
"Why?" Old Feng was still indignant." I can just watch the Spring Festival Gala. There's food on every table. Although we only ordered fruits, they're still food!" If they could eat on such a big show like the Spring Festival Gala, why couldn't they eat here? Could it be that those who attend the Spring Festival Gala are all rich, powerful, and have mistresses? We are just ordinary people, so we are not allowed!”
After Li Junyang and the others explained to Old Feng, Old Feng stopped making a fuss. At this time, he was holding his backpack and eating snacks while sitting there with an unhappy face and muttering,""Not happy! I'm not happy!"
At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian and the others had also arrived at the Central Ring Road and encountered a traffic jam. Hu Yifei saw the situation and got out of the car to check the situation. When she came to the front and saw eight cars rear-ending her, she felt terrible.
"No way! Little Yang's calculations are so accurate!" Hu Yifei cried out in surprise and ran towards Zeng Xiaoxian and the others.
"How is it? What do you think?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked nervously when he saw her running back in surprise.
" The eight cars in front of us rear-ended..." Hu Yifei said in disbelief.
"What?!" Zhan Bo recalled Li Junyang's words and couldn't help but say in surprise.
"Yifei, it's just eight cars rear-ending. There's no need to make such a big fuss, right?”Because Ziqiao hadn't returned when Li Junyang was pretending to be a fraud, he didn't understand why Hu Yifei was so surprised. In his opinion, it was not like he had never seen a rear-end collision before.
"Then when will it be done?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked before he could react.
"Probably a few hours."
"No, I have to run to the TV station!”Zeng Xiaoxian opened the door and jumped out of the car. He gave up when he found out how fast he could run to the TV station. If he could match the speed of the Jamaica flying man, he would have become an athlete instead of a late-night radio host.
Zeng Xiaoxian saw Hu Yifei and Zhanbo's shocked expressions and asked,""Hey! What's wrong with the two of you?"
"Do you still remember what Little Yang said this afternoon?”Hu Yifei stared at Zeng Xiaoxian.
"What did Little Yang say at noon?" Zeng Xiaoxian was confused at first, then he suddenly remembered that Li Junyang had told him not to take the Central Ring Road or he would be late."No way! Was he really right? How is this possible?"
"Hey! What are you guys talking about!" Zi Qiao felt that he was being ostracized by his friends when they were talking about things he didn't understand, so he said unhappily,""Can one of you explain to me why you have such an expression? What did Little Yang say?”
" Yang Zi said," Zhan Boxian swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty,""Teacher Zeng, don't take the Central Loop Road, or you'll be late.”
"No way!" Zi Qiao had a look of disbelief on her face, while Hu Yifei and the others were together. He nodded to show that he was not lying.
"What should we do, what should we do!" Zeng Xiaoxian was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan."Do you still remember what Little Yang said?”
"The eight carriages are linked together, the road is long and blocked, the path is unfavorable, and it is impossible to achieve what you want.”Zhanbo's memory was still very good, so he repeated it again and said,""Now, the eight-car rear-end collision is what he said about the eight-car chain. He actually calculated that there would be eight cars rear-ending!”
"Yes, we did meet now, and we're stuck here, and it looks like you're going to be late.”Hu Yifei said.
"What should we do? What should he do? If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have taken the Central Ring Road!" Zeng Xiaoxian paced around anxiously.
At this time, Li Junyang and the others had already arrived at the television station. Guan Gu took out his phone and called Zeng Xiaoxian to confirm his location.
Zeng Xiaoxian received Guan Gu's call and immediately said anxiously,""Guan Gu! Yang Zi was right, eight cars rear-ended! We're stuck on the Central Ring Road! What should we do?"
"Nani!" Guan Gu said in surprise.
"Oh right, is Yang with you? Give him the phone!”Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly thought that Yang Zi might have a solution to this problem.
Guan Gu handed the phone to Li Junyang with a look of admiration. Li Junyang took the phone and heard Zeng Xiaoxian's voice,""Little Yang! Master! Please save me!"
"What is this?" Li Junyang asked in confusion.
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately told Li Junyang about the traffic jam.
"Teacher Zeng, I can't do anything about it. I'm not a traffic policeman.”
"Little Yang, think of something! Otherwise, he would be late! If I screw this up again, Lisa will kill me! I'll never be able to appear on television again! You must have a way to crack it, right?”
"I wanted to tell you not to take the Central Ring Road, but you didn't believe me.”Li Junyang said helplessly," The solution was to not let you go before. The solution now is to get Sister Lisa to change the guest.”
"Use your magic power! I know you have magic power, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian was completely dumbfounded and began to talk nonsense. At this moment, Li Junyang was omnipotent in his eyes. He would believe it even if Li Junyang said that he would come to pick him up.
"Teacher Zeng, don't be anxious. Now that you've stabilized yourself, I'll open a teleportation gate and teleport you here.”
"Alright! Sure!" Zeng Xiaoxian said happily.
"Good my ass!" Li Junyang rolled his eyes and said,""Are you crazy? Mana? Do you think this is Journey to the West or Investiture of the Gods? Do you need me to ride a broom to pick you up?”
Li Junyang was completely helpless. Had Zeng Xiaoxian eaten too much fake milk powder again? What magical power? Can't you just put on a face full of tricholoric milk powder?
"Then what should we do?"
" If I were you, I wouldn't wait there like a fool," Li Junyang said angrily." If you just stay there, you'll never get there no matter how anxious you are."”
"Then what should we do?" Zeng Xiaoxian was still in a state of confusion. He didn't know what to do.
If Li Junyang hadn't pretended to be a fortune-teller in the afternoon, Zeng Xiaoxian wouldn't have been so scared. Even if he was in a traffic jam, Zeng Xiaoxian would still have had hope. However, Li Junyang's impersonation was so accurate that he told Zeng Xiaoxian the reason for the traffic jam and the number of accidents that had happened. Zeng Xiaoxian was completely frightened. After all, Li Junyang's previous words had come true. In the end, he was determined that Zeng Xiaoxian would be late, which directly broke Zeng Xiaoxian's hope. Therefore, he was completely at a loss.
"What else can we do?" Li Junyang was speechless. Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't understand what he meant."Get off the highway first, then take a taxi and the subway.”
"Oh, oh, good idea!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately smiled and nodded.
"Don't worry, I saw that as long as you can come down from Duga, you still have a chance of survival.”Li Junyang remembered that the show had been postponed for an hour because the leader was coming. In addition, there was still an hour left before the scheduled time of the show. Zeng Xiaoxian had about two hours to rush over, so he continued to pretend to be a fraud.
"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked excitedly.
"Yes, remember to bring your phone and money.”Li Junyang reminded him, afraid that Zeng Xiaoxian would forget his phone and money again. If he didn't bring his phone, he wouldn't be able to receive Lisa's notification. If he didn't bring money…he really wouldn't be able to come.
Zeng Xiaoxian touched his wallet in his pocket and said happily. Suddenly, he remembered that Li Junyang had asked him to take a taxi and take the subway, so he asked,""Should I take a taxi or the subway?”
"Take a taxi to the subway station first, then take the subway to the television station. Of course, if you were close to the subway station, you wouldn't need to take a taxi.”Li Junyang shrugged his shoulders and replied. In the end, he even teased,""Only by working hard can you succeed. Waiting will never give you hope. Even if you failed in the end, you would still try your best and have no regrets. So, run! Brother!"
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