Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was about to run away, Li Junyang and the others rushed over and grabbed him back. They fixed him on the sofa without caring about his struggles and wails.
"Sister Yifei, you said that Teacher Zeng will eat all the food you made tonight, right?”Old Feng turned his head to look at Hu Yifei and said,""Does that mean we don't have to eat anymore?”
"That's right." Hu Yifei nodded affirmatively.
"Yay!" After getting Hu Yifei's answer, the few of them could not help but cheer,"Long live Sister Yifei!"
In the spirit of a dead fellow daoist, they held Zeng Xiaoxian tightly to prevent him from running away. The thoughts in their hearts were surprisingly the same. If Zeng Xiaoxian ran away, wouldn't they have to eat the feast carefully prepared by Hu Yifei? Therefore, no matter what, he couldn't let Zeng Xiaoxian escape!
Teacher Zeng, thank you so much. Thank you for your dedication. Your spirit is really touching. Don't worry, we won't forget you!
Hu Yifei was indeed a man of her word. That night, she made a black dish and brought it to Zeng Xiaoxian. Zeng Xiaoxian begged for mercy but failed. He looked at Li Junyang and the others who were watching the show with grief and indignation. Then, he picked up a piece of chicken and swallowed it.
Then, Zeng Xiaoxian collapsed on the sofa…
"Teacher Zeng!" Li Junyang and the others cried out sadly.
Wan Yu asked Hu Yifei worriedly,""Feifei, will Teacher Zeng be alright?”
"Let's call the ambulance!”Guan Gu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was motionless.
Old Feng picked up a chopstick from the table and poked Zeng Xiaoxian's arm. Seeing that he didn't respond, he threw down the chopsticks and jumped to the side with a smile."Not good! Teacher Zeng was poisoned to death!"
Young lady, are you sure it's not good? Why do I feel like you're saying 'that's great' when I see you so excited? How much do you hate Teacher Zeng?
"Sis, what should we do?" Zhanbo was so scared that his face turned green. This guy was so naive that he thought Zeng Xiaoxian was really dead.
"Dead? Then find a place to bury him.”Hu Yifei said indifferently.
"Where?" Meijia immediately asked curiously when she heard Hu Yifei's words. Old Feng ran back happily and raised his paw proudly."I'm best at burying things! I can't even find what I buried!”
"What do you think of the small park downstairs?”Li Junyang ran to the balcony and looked down.""It just so happens that there's no one around. Let's hurry up and don't get discovered. Ziqiao, Guan Gu, come over and help. Meijia, go find two shovels.”
After thinking for a while, Zi Qiao said happily,""I think it's fine. Then I won't have to pay back the money I owe Teacher Zeng.”
"Sis, this won't do! You'd better turn yourself in!" Zhanbo was so naive. He really thought that Zeng Xiaoxian had been poisoned by his sister, so he grabbed Hu Yifei's arm and said with a trembling voice.
Zeng Xiaoxian was pretending to be dead, but he couldn't stand it anymore. He jumped up from the sofa and complained,"Hey! You guys are too cruel! It's fine if you don't send me to the hospital, but you actually want to bury me?!”
"Wow! It's a zombie!" Old Feng shouted, hoping to see the world in chaos. He saw Meijia screaming, Zhan Bo sitting on the ground, and Guan Gu, who was 1.8 meters tall, hiding behind Meijia while screaming...
He wondered how Guan Gu-kun, who was 1.8 meters tall, did it…
Li Junyang looked at the three people in the room and patted his forehead helplessly.""I said enough. Teacher Zeng is fine.”
"What? Really?" Mika asked suspiciously.
"Nonsense! He had only eaten a little. What could have happened?”Hu Yifei rolled her eyes at Meijia, then said with slight disdain,""You guys really can make a fuss over nothing. Can't you see that he's pretending to faint? Guan Gu, stop hiding. You're a man, yet you're hiding behind Meijia. How embarrassing. And you, Zhanbo, are really useless. Get up quickly.”
After saying that, Yifei gently kicked Zhanbo's calf, who was still sitting on the ground. Guan Guzhe came out from behind Meijia awkwardly after hearing Hu Yifei's words." I'm sorry, I was too nervous."”
" Ahem." Meijia smiled embarrassedly."How would I know? I thought something really happened to Teacher Zeng.”
Although they didn't believe that Zeng Xiaoxian was really dead, they really thought that Zeng Xiaoxian had fainted. Now that Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly woke up, they were really caught off guard!
"Teacher Zeng, are you alright?" Wanyu asked Zeng Xiaoxian with concern.
" How can it be okay?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sad face,""Just now, I felt like my head was about to explode. I lost all consciousness! My mouth is still bitter."
"That's because it's too burnt. It'll be fine after rinsing your mouth.”Li Junyang poured a glass of water for Zeng Xiaoxian and asked curiously,""You didn't really eat it, did you?"
"Of course! If I don't eat it, how can Hu Yifei forgive me!”Zeng Xiaoxian then opened his mouth to prove that he had really eaten the black thing. He then said to Hu Yifei pitifully,"Yifei, please forgive me!"
"Teacher Zeng, you actually dare to eat it?! I have to say, you're really a man!”Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian had actually eaten it, Li Junyang praised him sincerely. Teacher Zeng's courage was really admirable. He actually dared to swallow that thing. Teacher Zeng, you really went all out to get Yifei's forgiveness! However, this kind of apology was not something that ordinary people could learn. Anyway, if Li Junyang were to come, he would rather die to apologize than eat Hu Yifei's food. Eating Hu Yifei's food was even scarier than death.
Hu Yifei saw that Zeng Xiaoxian really ate it and saw his pitiful look. She couldn't help but soften her heart, but she still said firmly,"If you dare to spout nonsense again, do you believe that I will stuff this entire table into your mouth?”
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded quickly and swore,""If there's a next time, let me eat your cooking every day!”
Hu Yifei snorted coldly."You still want to eat it every day? You're so beautiful."
At this time, Zi Qiao saw that Zhanbo was still sitting on the ground, so he walked over and pulled Zhanbo up,""Brother, aren't you too timid? Look at how scared you are."
At this moment, Wan Yu suddenly screamed at Zhanbo, giving everyone a fright. The little friends followed Wan Yu's gaze and saw that there was an unnatural water stain on Zhanbo's pants. Meijia immediately shouted,"Wow! Zhanbo peed his pants!"
After hearing what Meijia said, everyone nodded and continued to stare at Zhan Zhanbo's pants. The area was not small, and there was also a large water stain on the floor…
After confirming the situation, Zi Qiao immediately let go of Zhan Bo and jumped to the side," Zhanbo, you're too disgusting."
Wanyu and Meijia immediately hid to the side with a look of disdain. Hu Yifei did not show any disdain, but her footsteps could not help but move to the side.
"Zhanbo, how long have you been holding back such a huge amount of traffic?”Li Junyang looked at him and said helplessly,""You'd better go back and change your pants.”
It was only then that Zhan Bo realized that he had lost control of his bladder. At that time, Zhan Bo wished he could dig a hole and bury himself, waiting for a thousand years for everyone to forget about this before coming out. Especially when he thought about it in front of Wanyu, Zhan Bo instantly had the urge to die.
After hearing Li Junyang's words, Zhanbo lowered his head and ran back to his room with his face flushed red. He had already thought it through. He planned to go back to his room to change his pants, then hide in his room and not come out!
"Zhanbo, remember to come back and wipe the floor!”Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly shouted. Zhanbo couldn't help but stumble. He continued to run and responded with a low hum. After Zhanbo ran away, Hu Yifei looked at the floor. After a moment of silence, she turned to Li Junyang and said,"Little Yang, what time is it? Isn't it time to cook?”
"Alright, please." Li Junyang immediately agreed. As he walked quickly to the kitchen to clean up the kitchen after the disaster and prepare to cook dinner, he smiled and said,"Sister Yifei, I think you should help Zhanbo clean up this mess. I think he's really embarrassed to come out now.”
Hu Yifei was unhappy when she heard Li Junyang's words. She glared at Li Junyang and said,""Why me!"
What right did he have! Why did this matter become his in the end?! Shouldn't she be looking for Zhanbo?
"Who asked you to be his sister!" Li Junyang and the others answered Hu Yifei's question in unison. Anyway, they wouldn't help Zhanbo mop the floor, so who else could do it but Hu Yifei?
Hu Yifei reluctantly went to get a mop and started to clean up the scene for Zhanbo. Zeng Xiaoxian and the others helped to clean up the mess left by Hu Yifei. Some poured the black things on the table into the trash can, and some ran over to help clean the pot.
The more people there were, the more strength there was. It didn't take long for the kitchen, which had been messed up by Hu Yifei, to be cleaned up. Li Junyang looked at the time and immediately began to prepare dinner. He tried to make something simple, such as noodles... He had no choice but to order a simple dinner as supper.
After Zhanbo returned to his room, he hurriedly found a pair of pants to change into. He sat in his room and refused to go out because it was too embarrassing. He was so old, yet he had such a situation. So what if he peed his pants? And in public! In front of so many people, especially in front of Wanyu, how could Zhanbo still have the face to face his goddess? Thinking of this, Zhanbo was really heartbroken.
Actually, it wasn't that Zhanbo was too timid. The main reason was that Zhanbo had drunk a lot of water in the afternoon and had the urge to pee. He wanted to go to the toilet, but Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly pretended to faint. He thought that something had happened to Zeng Xiaoxian, so he didn't have time to go to the toilet. Then, when he saw Zeng Xiaoxian sit up suddenly and heard Old Feng shouting that the corpse had come back to life, he couldn't control the floodgate. So…Unknowingly, it went out of control…
Zhanbo sat there for a long time and felt more and more embarrassed. He really didn't know how to salvage his image in front of Wanyu. So he gave up and lay on the bed. But after lying for a while, he realized why he was still cold and uncomfortable after changing his pants.
After pondering for a while, Zhan Bo stood up and looked down. After realizing that there was nothing wrong in front of him, Zhan Bo reached out to test his back. Then, Zhan Bo was pleasantly surprised to find that it seemed to be damp...
Zhan Bo instantly felt his fragile worldview collapse. What was going on? Didn't I change my pants? How did it become like this again? Did I accidentally lose control again? But why did I lose control again without knowing it? Could it be that I'm sick?
Thinking of this, Zhanbo couldn't care less about the awkwardness. He ran out of the room in a panic and was about to ask his sister.
While Zhanbo was in a daze, Li Junyang had already prepared dinner. Each person had a big bowl of shredded pork noodles. He was going to call Zhanbo, but Hu Yifei knocked on the door for a long time and Zhanbo didn't hear her. Hu Yifei felt that Zhanbo might be too embarrassed, so she didn't continue to call him. She wanted to let Zhanbo have some peace and quiet alone. At this moment, they had just finished eating and were about to clean up the table when they saw Zhanbo running out in panic. At the same time, Zhanbo shouted,"Sis! What should he do? I peed my pants again!"
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