Li Junyang and the others turned around and saw Zhanbo rushing in. He ran to Hu Yifei and grabbed her, saying in panic,""Sis, I peed my pants again! Am I not sick anymore?"
The few of them could not help but look at Zhanbo's pants. Seeing that there was no sh * t in his pants, Hu Yifei asked curiously, Zhanbo, did you pee your pants again?"
" Yes, yes." Zhanbo nodded in panic and grabbed Hu Yifei's arm tightly."I changed my pants just now, but not long after, I unknowingly sh * t again. Sister, am I sick?”
" But your pants aren't..." Guan Gu looked at Zhan Bo and said.
"Behind!" Zhanbo turned around excitedly with his back facing everyone." Touch it if you don't believe me. Touch it!"
"No need, no need!" Everyone quickly shook their heads and hid, afraid that Zhan Bola would ask them to verify it.
"You said that you peed your pants unknowingly?”Old Feng covered his nose and tilted his head to look at Zhanbo. After seeing Zhanbo nod, Old Feng asked again,""And then you ran over?”
"Yes, I am!" Zhan Bo said.
"In other words…you didn't change your pants?”Old Feng couldn't help but take two steps back with a disgusted look.
"Eh? So disgusting!" Everyone couldn't help but look at Zhanbo in disgust. Yifei even pushed him away.
Zhanbo was most worried about whether he was sick or not. He couldn't care less about being despised.
"Zhanbo, looks like you need to buy some diapers.”Zi Qiao gloated.
"Ah!" Zhan Bo looked at Zi Qiao as if the sky had collapsed.""I need to wear diapers?"
"Yes!" Zi Qiao nodded with a serious expression, but his heart was bursting with joy.
Zeng Xiaoxian also smiled." I saw that the diapers in the supermarket downstairs were on sale today. Zhanbo, you should go buy some and save them."”
Zhanbo listened to Ziqiao and Xiaoxian's words and really began to seriously consider whether he should really go downstairs to buy some diapers and other things. Maybe he could count on them in the future. He couldn't just change his pants for no reason, right? No matter how many pairs of pants he had, it wouldn't be enough.
"Zhanbo, don't move.”Old Feng covered his nose with one hand and came over with a serious face.
Everyone was stunned by Old Feng's words, especially when they saw her serious look, which didn't look like she was joking at all. Everyone felt that it was unbelievable. This guy even knows how to treat patients?
When Zhanbo heard this, he immediately looked like he had seen his savior. He was ready to grab Old Feng's arm and shout for help. Old Feng jumped back agilely when he saw this.""Stop! Are you still going to let me treat you? If I miss you, don't move. I'm telling you, you haven't washed your hands. If you dare to move, I'll slap you to death immediately!”
Zhanbo stood there obediently and looked at Old Feng expectantly.""Old Feng, please save me! Help me see if I'm really sick?”
"Don't move. I'll help you take a look." Old Feng walked to Zhanbo vigilantly and reached out his hand to roll Zhanbo's eyelids professionally. Then, he made Zhanbo open his mouth to look at his tongue. Finally, he stretched out his hand. She put a finger on Zhanbo's wrist and frowned with a serious expression.
Li Junyang and the others were a little surprised to see Old Feng's professional appearance. Could it be that this guy really knew how to treat patients? Was this still Old Feng? Looking at her posture, she really did look like something. She didn't expect that the usually stupid Old Feng would actually know how to treat patients. He had hidden it so deeply.
They thought of Old Feng's usual stupidity and then looked at the serious version of Old Feng in front of them. They couldn't help but sigh in their hearts. F * ck, you really can't judge a book by its cover!
Old Feng removed his fingers from Zhanbo's wrist and ran into the washroom to wash his hands again and again under the expectant gazes of Zhanbo and Li Junyang...
After a long time, this guy came out of the bathroom. Guan Gu asked excitedly,"Old Feng, is this Chinese medicine?"
"I didn't know you had such a skill.”Yifei looked at Old Feng in surprise.
" Yes," Old Feng stared at Zhanbo and frowned.
Zhan Bo felt uncomfortable under Old Feng's stare and asked nervously,""Am I very serious?"
Li Junyang and the others also stared at Old Feng nervously.
" I think..." Old Feng hesitated for a while and then said,""You don't know how to treat patients…"
"..." Hearing Old Feng's words, everyone staggered. Did you just show off?
"I'll go!" Li Junyang walked up to Old Feng and grabbed her face with both hands,""Damn it, we thought you had a conclusion after all this time. You can't even see a doctor after all this time? Then why did you roll your eyes and take her pulse? You're acting like it's real. Are you pretending to be cool?!”
"Let go, let go, it hurts!" Old Feng finally got rid of Li Junyang's evil claws. He jumped to the side and rubbed his face with his hands while baring his teeth at Li Junyang threateningly. Then, he turned his face away awkwardly and whispered,"I was just having fun at the beginning. I only remembered it after I finished it.”
Hu Yifei and the others rolled their eyes at Old Feng speechlessly. This guy had really meowed enough. How could he find this funny? You're still three years old, right? You're still playing house. Most importantly, we actually believed it. Damn it, this is too embarrassing. Thinking that they had been fooled into believing him, Hu Yifei and the others couldn't help but glare at Old Feng and prepare to teach him a lesson.
Old Feng shrank his neck in fear when he saw Hu Yifei and the others 'unfriendly expressions. He had completely forgotten that Li Junyang had pulled his face just now. He quickly ran behind Li Junyang and hid.
Li Junyang rolled his eyes at her speechlessly and ignored her. He walked to the terrified Zhanbo and asked,""Zhanbo, don't be afraid. Tell me, did you urinate when you didn't feel anything?”
Zhan Bo immediately nodded with hope.
"Hey, Little Yang, don't tell me you know how to treat patients?”Zeng Xiaoxian said in disbelief.
Li Junyang ignored Zeng Xiaoxian. He looked at Zhan Bo up and down for a while, then frowned and began to think.
Hu Yifei couldn't help but roll her eyes when she saw Li Junyang's expression."Why are you learning from Old Feng? You still want to fool us?"
" If it's really as Zhanbo said, then I think it's probably reflex urine loss," Li Junyang said with a frown.
"Tsk, you really made it up. Hey, is this fun?" Hu Yifei felt that Li Junyang might be lying to her after being fooled by Old Feng once, so she said in disbelief.
"The symptoms are intermittent, and it is completely consistent with the diagnosis of reflex urine insolence.”Li Junyang looked at Hu Yifei and said seriously.
"Tsk, then tell me what's going on with this reflex urine insolence?”Hu Yifei still didn't believe it.
Li Junyang frowned and thought for a moment before saying,""This is caused by partial upper motor neuropathy. It relies on the spinal cord reflex to cause the patient to involuntarily and intermittently lose control of his urine without feeling anything.”
"Damn it! No way!" Hu Yifei and the others could not help but look at each other when they saw that Li Junyang could really say something. Just now, Old Feng was only relying on his expression. However, what Li Junyang said not only told him the symptoms but also the cause. It didn't seem like he was making it up at all.
"Everyone, look!" Wanyu searched on her phone and found that it was similar to what Li Junyang had said. She immediately called everyone over to take a look.
After Hu Yifei and the others read what was said online, their expressions changed when they saw Li Junyang. This guy was actually telling the truth?! I didn't expect this guy to not only know fortune-telling but also medicine? Wasn't this too f * cking versatile?
Actually, Li Junyang didn't even know how to read it. He had only seen a case of reflex urine insolence online when he was bored in the past. He felt that this illness was too crazy, so he remembered the name. Just now, when everyone's attention was attracted by Old Feng, he secretly used his phone to browse the Internet. Now, this guy was just repeating what he saw on the Internet to show off.
"Little Yang! Can I still be saved?" Zhanbo asked nervously.
" Yes." Li Junyang looked at Zhanbo's pants and thought for a while. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. He had never heard of someone who peed in his pants doing it at the back. Could it be that Zhanbo was different from others?
Zhan Bo felt his hair stand on end under Li Junyang's gaze. He asked nervously,""Little Yang, what's wrong with you?"
"I think I know why. Zhanbo, let me ask you something." Li Junyang seemed to understand what was going on, so he looked at Zhanbo with a subtle expression and said,""Did you sit for a while after changing your pants?”
Zhan Bo nodded quickly. Hu Yifei and the others also looked at Li Junyang expectantly.
Li Junyang slowly took a few steps back and said,""Zhanbo, did you only change your pants?”
" Yeah," Zhanbo nodded with certainty and said,""What else?"
"Zhanbo, first of all, congratulations. You're not sick.”Li Junyang looked at Zhanbo subtly." The reason why your pants are sh * t again is because you didn't change your underwear." Pants! So I suggest you go back and take a shower before changing your underwear. Pants! You idiot!"
It turned out that although Zhanbo had changed his pants, he had forgotten one thing, a very important thing…
It was no use changing his pants, he had to take a bath and change his underwear. Pants…
However, Zhanbo had completely forgotten about this. Zhanbo was already a little silly, and now that he was flustered, he only changed his pants in a hurry and completely forgot about his underwear. His pants were still wet…
Hence, not long after, the pants he had changed into were ruined again. This pair of pants had been changed for nothing…
"Ah!" Everyone shouted. Hu Yifei and the others, who were already quite far away from Zhanbo, moved further away when they heard this. Zhan Bo was completely dumbfounded. Only then did he remember that he hadn't changed his underwear. Pants!
Zhan Bo raised his head and saw everyone looking at him with disgust and disgust as if they were looking at an idiot. Zhan Bo instantly wanted to find a place to kill himself…
He really couldn't stay here any longer. How he wished that the conclusion he got now was that he had that disease, and not because he forgot to change his underwear. Pants! Zhanbo's face was as red as Guan Yu's. He turned around and rushed back to his room at Red Rabbit's speed. He would never be able to face anyone in his life!
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