Under the request of Old Feng and the other foodies, Li Junyang had no choice but to serve the mooncakes to them. Old Feng and the others grabbed two mooncakes each and squatted down to eat them.
"Hey, Yang and Nuolan are getting married soon, right?”Old Feng suddenly asked while eating the mooncake.
"Yes." Li Junyang nodded." It's only been two days. Why are you suddenly concerned about this?"”
"You're not going?" Old Feng stared at Li Junyang gossipily.
Hu Yifei and the others immediately entered gossiping mode. They stared at Li Junyang while eating mooncakes.
"Why should I go?" Li Junyang tilted his head and looked at Old Feng. Or to kidnap the bride?"
Li Junyang didn't plan to go. Although he wasn't too reluctant to part with Nuo Lan, it was still awkward to see Nuo Lan marry someone else. If he really went, wouldn't he be looking for trouble?
"Little Yang, if you want to kidnap the bride, we'll help you!”Zi Qiao immediately said cheekily.
"That's right! We support you!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately nodded in agreement. Hu Yifei and the others also nodded excitedly to express their absolute support.
"Go to hell." Li Junyang rolled his eyes at them."You guys are here for fun, right?"
"No!" Old Feng shook his head firmly." I'm going to eat delicious food!”
"Foodie! If you want to go, go yourself. It's not like you don't have an invitation.”"I'm not going anyway. If I go, I'll be looking for trouble myself," Li Junyang said unhappily.”
"Poor Little Yang! Touch. Do you want me to lend you my shoulder to make you cry?”Old Feng rubbed Li Junyang's head twice, smearing all the oil on his hair…
"Go away, have you watched too many erotic movies?”Li Junyang didn't know Old Feng's evil intentions at all. He slapped away Old Feng's claws and said disdainfully.
" Oh," Old Feng stretched out his paw and looked at it with satisfaction,""It's clean!"
"F * ck you!" Seeing her posture, everyone understood what she was doing just now.
"Little Yang, have you really let go?" Hu Yifei said while eating the mooncake,"If you've really let it go, why don't you go and give Nuo Lan your blessings?”
"Do you know Ananda? Do you know about the Stone Bridge Zen? I've reached that realm." Li Junyang did not answer Hu Yifei's question. Instead, he asked a strange question.
"Then who is it? And what is the Stone Bridge Zen?" Zi Qiao asked in confusion.
Hu Yifei knew about this story, so she patted Li Junyang approvingly.""Not bad."
"You flatter me." Li Junyang pretended to give a fist salute.
"We don't know! Tell us about it!" Zi Qiao said unhappily.
Li Junyang saw that not only Ziqiao didn't know about Meijia, but the others didn't either, so he said with a straight face,""He's one of the ten great disciples of Buddha, and he's an awesome figure in Buddhism. There was a short literary story that told such a thing.
One day, Ananda said to Buddha,"I have my eyes on a girl."
Buddha was very curious, so he asked him," Was he good-looking? How many meters?
Ananda immediately nodded his head fiercely,"I don't know my three measurements, I haven't had the time to measure them, but they're handsome!"
Buddha was interested when he heard that. Since that's the case, why don't you send her over to me and let me measure her personally?”
Li Junyang was talking nonsense happily, and everyone was listening enthusiastically, especially Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao. Hu Yifei couldn't stand it anymore." F * ck you. Is that the story?" Aren't you afraid of being punished by the heavens for making up such a story? Also, when did Ananda have a Shandong accent? Don't mislead the audience, okay?"
"It's easy to understand." Li Junyang shrunk his neck and defended himself,""If you don't believe me, ask them if they like my version.”
"We like Yang Zi's version!" Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao looked at him with a perverted expression. They said in unison.
"Look at you. Hu Yifei looked at the two of them with disdain and said,"What a petty appearance.""Isn't it just the Stone Bridge Zen? The story is that Ananda told Buddha that he liked a girl. Buddha asked him how much he liked her, so Ananda said…"
Without waiting for Hu Yifei to finish, Li Junyang immediately interrupted,"I'm willing to become a stone bridge and endure five hundred years of wind, five hundred years of sun, five hundred years of rain…"
Li Junyang paused for a moment before continuing,""I just hope that she's wearing a dress when she passes by the bridge so that I can look up!”
Li Junyang smiled after he finished speaking. Hu Yifei was originally nodding her head in satisfaction, but when she heard Li Junyang's words, she could not help but sit still and bury her head on the table.
Zeng Xiaoxian and the others burst into laughter with Li Junyang.
"Hahaha, Little Yang, you're a bird. Beast!" Zi Qiao smiled, but immediately felt embarrassed. "But I like it!"
Old Feng also smiled." You shouldn't wait for her to pass by before looking up. If I were you, I would look up as long as she's wearing a dress!"”
"You're more of a bird. Beast!" Li Junyang pointed at Old Feng and smiled.
"You are too despicable. It's locked." Mika smiled as she pointed at Li Junyang and the others.
"Hey! The original sentence was clearly asking you to cross the bridge, so how could there be anything else? How can you be so shameless? Shackle!" Hu Yifei got up and said unhappily.
"Yours is an old version. This is a new version. Sister Yifei, you have to keep up with the times.”
"Too vulgar. It's locked!" Hu Yifei said angrily.
"Alright, alright, alright. I won't change. Petty. I only hope that she will cross the bridge, and then…I will kill myself.”Li Junyang immediately changed his tone. Petty.
"Hahaha, this is revenge. How much hatred do you have with Nuo Lan for you to take revenge on her like this?”Zeng Xiaoxian laughed.
Hu Yifei couldn't help but laugh out loud. As she laughed, she slapped Li Junyang."Why do you have to change a love story to this?”
"The culture of China is extensive and profound." Old Feng immediately imitated Guan Gu's tone.
"Sigh, life, death, love, separation, resentment, you can't let it go.”Li Junyang pretended to shake his head. He picked up a mooncake and stuffed it into his mouth."Actually, two days ago, my mom told me that she doesn't mind me getting a divorce, so I'm waiting for Nuo Lan to get a divorce.”
"She's not even married yet, and you're already cursing her like this?”Wan Yu was a little confused.
"I was just saying." Li Junyang shrugged and said indifferently," But I think she might really get a divorce.”
When Hu Yifei and the others heard this, they all thought of Li Junyang's divine divination. Could it be that this fellow had really divined it?
Two days later, Li Junyang and Zeng Xiaoxian were sitting on the sofa and playing with a few oranges. They saw Zhanbo following behind Hu Yifei and saying,""Sis! Do you have this feeling that someone is very similar to you but is slightly ahead of you in every aspect?”
After saying that, Zhan Bo even gestured with his thumb and index finger to emphasize his slight lead.
"I have this feeling, Jincheng." Wu and Wu Yan. Ancestor!"
"Heh, Teacher Zeng, you might have a problem understanding a few words, right?”Li Junyang said to Zeng Xiaoxian with disdain, then turned to Zhanbo and said,""Zhanbo, there's actually someone who looks like you? I thought you were the only one on earth who was as good as you. Tell me, where did he crawl out from? Maybe he's even your biological brother."
"I have a colleague called Zhao Wuliang! He's competing with me in every way! He's forcing me to suffocate!”Zhan Bo said in a somewhat frenzied manner.
"Compete with you? This guy was obviously sick in the head. Who would compete with you?" Li Junyang rubbed his nose and mocked.
"Go!" Hu Yifei glared at Li Junyang and said to Zhanbo,""It's good to have competitors."
"But he bragged to me yesterday that he was about to be awarded the annual Outstanding Contribution Award. The global CEOs will give him the award!" Zhanbo said frantically.”
"Hehe, Zhanbo, you don't believe me, do you?”Li Junyang forced a smile.
"Of course I believe you!" Zhan Bo said.
"Hehe, Zhanbo, only you would believe such nonsense. I guess there was no one else around when he told you, or even if there was, his voice was very soft, right?”Li Junyang smiled bitterly.
"How did you know?" Zhan Bo said in surprise. There was indeed no one around when Zhao Wuliang told him.
"Come on, brother, you actually believe such nonsense? I know you're not smart, but I didn't expect you to be so bad.”Li Junyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he looked at Zhanbo." He's obviously bragging, alright? What's with the Outstanding Contribution Award? Do you know how many CEOs there are in the world? Only the CEO of our country can do that. If the whole world really gathered together, they would have to give him an award on the moon. Besides, Zhao Wuliang was nothing. Did he think that those CEOs would have the time to waste on him? Are you so bored that your balls hurt?"
"Ah! So he lied to me?" Only then did Zhanbo realize that he had been deceived.
"Good heavens!" Li Junyang and the other two slapped their foreheads in unison.
"Zhanbo, if he tells you about his achievements again, announce it in your office.”Li Junyang smiled evilly and gave Zhanbo an idea." Don't ask why. It's too complicated to explain to you." You just have to do as he says, and I promise that he won't brag to you anymore.”
"Oh!" Zhanbo nodded in confusion. Suddenly, he said excitedly,""That's not important. The important thing is that tomorrow is his birthday!”
Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Li Junyang wasn't playing with him anymore, so he played with the oranges. When he heard Zhanbo's words, he said,""Are you guys going to snatch this too?"
"No!" "He announced to everyone in the office today that his girlfriend will give him a big birthday cake tomorrow afternoon!" Zhanbo said frantically.”
“so？”Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhanbo in confusion.
"You're making a scene just for a cake?”Li Junyang thought that Zhanbo was just trying to compete with Zhao Wuliang and envied Zhao Wuliang for having a big cake to eat, so he coaxed,""Next time on your birthday, we'll give you a bigger and better birthday cake than his, okay? " Alright, Zhanbo, be good. Stop making a fuss. It's getting late. Hurry up and wash up."”
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