" Oh." Zhanbo nodded dumbly and prepared to go back to his room. He only realized that something was wrong after taking two steps."I'm not talking about the cake! You guys still don't understand. If Zhao Wuliang has a girlfriend, that means I'm the only idiot in our company who hasn't been in a relationship!”
"What do you mean? So what if he wasn't in a relationship? Are you an idiot if you're not in a relationship? Sister Yifei and I have never been in a relationship. Are we idiots?”Li Junyang glared at Zhanbo in dissatisfaction. What was this guy trying to do? Could it be that he was an idiot because he had never been in love? Using this to judge whether a person was an idiot or not was too hasty.
Li Junyang sized up Zhan Bo and said,""Zhanbo, you're an idiot, but it has nothing to do with whether you're in a relationship or not.”
"Go! Don't bring me along, I've been in love before!”Hu Yifei immediately defended herself. Suddenly, Yifei said in surprise,"Wait a minute, did you say that the African brother who is allergic to sunlight also has a girlfriend?”
"That's right!" Zhanbo nodded in grief." He said to a girl," I must stay in the darkness or I will die! And so…they got together.”
Li Junyang suddenly thought of something and confused Zhao Wuliang with a plant.""Are you allergic to sunlight? That's strange. Doesn't he need photosynthesis? Then how did he produce the phosphorus? Was he not going to take root, sprout, and bear fruit?”
"What are you going to do?" Hu Yifei asked Zhan Bo.”
Zhanbo paced around the living room anxiously.""Forget it. I've decided not to go to the company tomorrow. I'm going to ask the doctor to give me a sick leave note and say that I've caught a cold.”
Suddenly, Zhanbo felt that this reason was too short for him to escape, so he changed his words and said,""No, just say that I was poisoned by fake milk powder and go to the hospital to get a kidney stone! This way, I won't have to go to the company for a month until everyone forgets about this! I don't want to be the laughing stock of everyone!”
This was indeed a good method. It was said that ostriches also did this when they could not face reality, and it seemed to be quite effective. However, how could Zhanbo be sure that people would forget about this matter after a month? Could it be that his colleagues would still remember that he was going to take out an automatic lead and press it on their heads a month later?
"Zhanbo, you need to find a girlfriend!”Hu Yifei said as she flipped through the magazine.
"Are you sure he can find it? Every time he tried to strike up a conversation with a girl, he would be so bashful. It was as if he had a stroke.”Li Junyang thought about the way Zhanbo talked to girls and couldn't help but say helplessly.
" Uh..." Hu Yifei also thought about what Zhanbo usually did and couldn't help but feel a little desperate. Li Junyang was right.
Hu Yifei was just about to give up when she suddenly had an idea and said excitedly,"Oh right, this Zhao Wuliang doesn't know me, I can pretend to be your girlfriend!”
After saying that, Hu Yifei pretended to be Wu. She pounced on Zhan Bo seductively. Zhan Bo couldn't help but shiver when he saw Hu Yifei's appearance."Don't, don't, Sis, I'm getting goosebumps!”
"Sister Yifei, let's forget about looking at it from the outside. It doesn't seem suitable for you to act. Moreover, to be honest, your appearance just now was really disgusting.”Li Junyang and Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but shiver when they saw this. Li Junyang said to Hu Yifei with lingering fear.
Hu Yifei was just about to teach Li Junyang a lesson when Wan Yu opened the door and came in. She smiled and greeted,""I'm back!"
Hu Yifei ignored Li Junyang when she saw that Wanyu had returned.""Hey, Wanyu, let's make a very objective judgment. Do the two of us want to be a couple?”
As she spoke, she even pulled Zhanbo's arm and made a cute little bird.
Wan Yu was stunned for a moment, then she went to put her bag down and said,"Feifei, you two are siblings. This, this doesn't seem right.”
"What are you talking about!" Hu Yifei pushed Zhanbo away and explained," I'm just helping Zhanbo put on an act so that he won't be discriminated against."”
"If you act in it, he won't just be discriminated against. His entire company will have to mourn.”Zeng Xiaoxian took out a puppet from somewhere and was playing with it. When he heard Hu Yifei's words, he couldn't help but reply.
"If you're not convinced, come at me!" Hu Yifei kicked Zeng Xiaoxian in dissatisfaction.
Wan Yu clapped her hands and smiled." That's fine. It's quite open between the same sex overseas!"”
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhanbo couldn't help but feel a chill run down their spines. Then, they subconsciously dodged.
"I think I'm quite suitable. Although I'm a little older than him, in terms of temperament and appearance, I'm more than enough to impersonate someone born in the 1990s!”Hu Yifei felt good about herself and patted Zhanbo's shoulder.""Tell me, Zhanbo, do you want me to show off my charm? Or is she the type of girl? Or rock and roll…"
"Hah, Sister Yifei, have you ever felt that you're not suitable?”Before she could finish, Li Junyang immediately mocked her,""You're still talking about the '90s? You can already be the mother of the' 90s. Are you prepared to hold a child in your hands and carry another child in your arms?”
"Li Junyang!" Hu Yifei was completely enraged and prepared to tear a living person apart with her bare hands.
No woman wanted to be called old, even if it was the truth. They would refuse to admit anything that involved their true age and always used self-deception to comfort themselves that they were still young. If someone poked their thunder spot, they would immediately stop playing with you. They would think that you were very annoying, or even furious and violent. It was commonly known as embarrassment!
Obviously, Hu Yifei was in such a situation, and Li Junyang was courting death…
Li Junyang, who had been ruthlessly beaten up by Hu Yifei, was completely honest. He strongly expressed, Sister Yifei must be born in the 1990s! Hu Yifei then let him go in satisfaction.
"Maybe I can help Zhanbo.”When they finally had enough, Wan Yu recommended herself.
Hearing this, Zhan Bo happily walked to Wan Yu's side and said,""Wanyu, are you willing to help me? Thank you so much!"
Zhanbo liked Wanyu to begin with, and now that he could pretend to be a fake couple with Wanyu, he couldn't help but feel a little happy.
"You usually take so much care of me, so it's only right for me to help.”Wan Yu said with a smile.
Hu Yifei felt a little unbalanced when she saw that Zhanbo was not willing after she had said so much, but Wanyu had happily agreed after saying Zhanbo. So Yifei walked to the sofa and asked Li Junyang and Zeng Xiaoxian,""Do you really think she's more suitable than me?”
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Wanyu." How can she compare with you? You're so tough! Hahaha!"”
Zeng Xiaoxian had just laughed when Hu Yifei pressed a pillow against his face.
"I think Lin Wanyu is more suitable for this movie! Teacher Zeng, what do you think?" After Li Junyang inspected Hu Yifei and Wan Yu, he sat upright and expressed his opinion as if he was going for an interview.
"Agreed! Anyone would be better than Hu Yifei." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded.
"Unfortunately, Hu Yifei's film isn't suitable for you. We'll work together again in the future.”Li Junyang first pretended to be regretful and said to Hu Yifei. His appearance was as fake as it could be. Then he got up and went to Wanyu's side. He said," Congratulations, Wanyu. You'll be the main character of this movie. Go back and read the script carefully. Happy cooperation."”
"Thank you, Director!" Wan Yu pretended to be pleasantly surprised.
"The script is like this. Wanyu, you go to visit Zhanbo tomorrow. That way, everyone in their company will know that Zhanbo has such a beautiful girlfriend like you. At that time, everyone in their company will definitely be envious and jealous.”Li Junyang patted Wan Yu's shoulder and made arrangements.
"But tomorrow is not my birthday. Wouldn't it be too pretentious to go there so rashly?”
"Anyway, you're usually very pretentious, so what's the matter?”Li Junyang shrugged.
"We can get Wanyu to deliver the lunchbox!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately suggested,"Every girl will prepare a love bento for the boy she likes!"”
"Teacher Zeng, have you watched too many Korean dramas? Ask them if they know how to cook. If he couldn't even cook properly, how could he make a bento? Those who didn't know how to make a bento raised their hands.”Li Junyang said disdainfully.
Hu Yifei and Wan Yu raised their hands at the same time. For some reason, Zhanbo also raised his hand. Li Junyang couldn't help but complain," Zhanbo, you weren't confiscated because you peed your pants. Is it a crime scene?"
When Zhan Bo heard that, he immediately wanted to hide... The psychological trauma of peeing his pants was too big for him!
"Little Yang, help him make a bento tomorrow.”Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.
"Hehe, I'm sorry. Although Zhanbo has the heart of Invincible East, I won't make him a lunchbox.”Li Junyang refused without hesitation. F * ck, it was fine if he was making a lunchbox for a girl, but he felt awkward making a lunchbox for Zhanbo, who was a man and a woman in his heart.
"Forget it, let me do it. I'll make the super invincible romantic love bento! I'll definitely help you destroy that Zhao Wuliang's arrogance!”Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and rushed to the kitchen.
"Be careful. Don't destroy the kitchen. Otherwise, I guarantee that I'll use you as the ingredient for the next three days.”Li Junyang looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's smug look and was afraid that he would be too excited to make lunch for Zhanbo and ruin his kitchen, so he couldn't help but remind him.
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately stopped showing off. He didn't want to cook all the dishes on the table for the next three days…
"Are you sure you can eat a man's love bento?”Hu Yifei first questioned Zhan Bo, then suddenly put on a desire on the sofa. Beg. "And are you sure you don't want to choose me? Little Cowboy ~"
" Ugh…" Li Junyang couldn't help but cover his mouth to prevent himself from vomiting. With Hu Yifei's appearance, she should be able to seduce him. Huo's appearance should be very interesting, but Hu Yifei obviously had no experience in this area. Her movements and sounds were too fake. This pretentious wind. The lethality of his flirtatious appearance was too great. Not only did it not make people feel tempted. The bewitching power made one's stomach churn.
Zhanbo Wanyu couldn't stand it either and ran to the side at the same time.
[I just lost all my saved drafts. Fortunately, I wrote them in my notebook at first. Now, I'm typing them on the computer…I'll update them for now. I'll resume updating them in a few days.]
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