October 17th is a great day, because today our great protagonist Zheng Peng was born. At noon, the sun was supposed to be shining brightly, but lightning flashed and thunder rumbled in the sky of the Prince Zheng's Mansion.(Obviously, the main character has to be born a little differently, but why does Dark Cloud feel like it should only appear when the villain is born_), the current King of the Same Character, Zheng Jinming, was pacing back and forth outside the house anxiously. The old prince Zheng Yi couldn't stand it anymore and slapped his son, Zheng Jinming, on the head. He scolded,"Look at you. You're so useless and yet you're still King of the Same Character. I don't know why I chose you back then." Zheng Jinming said softly,"You make it sound like I want to be one. All four of my brothers went to lead troops to fight for Great Ming to defend the country. My only sister married the late emperor. Back then, I also wanted to go to the battlefield, but you forced me to stay. Are you blaming me? You said I was nervous, but aren't you sweating too?"
The old prince shouted angrily,"What were you muttering just now?”; "Nothing, nothing." His Highness's expression was as pure as it could be.(Speaking of which, I'm under a lot of pressure because my family members are all like me). Suddenly, the clouds dispersed, and the sun shone into the Prince Zheng's mansion. The handsome and domineering little prince, Zheng Peng, was born. Speaking of which, he still had this name after transmigrating. That's great. I don't have to worry about it anymore.
"Strange ceiling, I've been in my stomach for five months and finally came out. Speaking of which, this old man is my grandfather, right? Am I the one lying down? Then isn't the one hugging me now my dad? Damn, so black, so scary. I can't take it anymore. I won't be disfigured, will I?(You're so cocky, but later it turned out that the pig's trotters looked like his mother, so there was no need to worry about looks at all. Is there a little white dragon with a jade face?)）”; At this moment, the voice of the Lord God sounded out,"Congratulations to the host for finally being born. Tsk tsk tsk, the King of the same word actually wants to be a father (I really want to kill the Lord God more and more. Is it my illusion?)）Please grow up happily. The mission will be released later.(PS: Work hard to earn Main God Points for me)
Did WTF have any f * cking humanity? Asking a newborn baby to work for you, Zheng Peng couldn't help but lower the status of God in his heart. Also, let me remind everyone that Zheng Peng was shocked by God's declaration when he was born. He didn't cry or make a fuss, making his whole family think that he was born with a retard. Also, they were actually not surprised by the main character's eyes. Damn, a pair of Shura eyes on a baby, don't you guys doubt if he's your descendant? Alright, I'm also convinced.
Later, Zheng Peng found out how many things had happened in the year he was born. The East and West Divisions each had a baby, the daughter of the God of Constabulary Guo Juxia was born, Wu Qing's family was killed and adopted by the Godly Marquis Zhuge, the Eighth Prince also adopted a baby girl named Shangguan Haitang, and the Emperor was caught when he went out to visit a brothel in private (Ah, why do I have to say again, and these are not big things)
All in all, under this series of cheating incidents, Pork Knuckle was born and began his shameless and happy life in Prince Zheng's Mansion.
Three years have passed, and our pig trotter Zheng Peng has grown up a little. He looks like a five-year-old child. In the past three years, the people in the Prince's Residence had been stunned. Their young prince was not a retard but a genius. He was rigorous and shrewd. In the eyes of outsiders, he was a monster.(Don't ask me why the main character didn't endure. I'm the main character. I have the Lord God. Who am I afraid of? I can beat people up in minutes. Alright, the real reason is that he can't stand playing with other people of the same age with snot.)
In these three years, Zheng Peng was also stunned by many things. He remembered that day when he ran under the setting sun (fog). Alright, it was actually when Zheng Peng went out and was assassinated. At that time, he cursed God in his mind,"Isn't this a f * cking Low Level Martial World? F * ck, your lightness skills are everywhere. A tree as thick as a man was broken with a single sword. This is a f * cking low-level martial arts. God was still very cultured. He answered the protagonist's question at that time,"Yes, this is low-level martial arts, Xianxia. In the magical world, a punch can destroy a mountain, and a big move can destroy a piece of land. Compared to those, this world is just trash."
Fortunately, the assassination attempt was blocked by the guards of Prince Zheng's Mansion. Zheng Peng had exchanged for the Shura Eye and saw the assassin's trajectory. When the guards blocked the assassin, he slit the assassin's neck.(Actually, the Assassin was just a fool. He did not think that Kid would kill him at all. He was focused on killing the guard.) He took down one HP and obtained 50 Main God Points. His current balance was 548 points. Zheng Peng immediately wanted to kiss the Main God and upgrade his Shura Eye to the Two Gouyu. However, when he saw the price of 2000 Main God Points, he thought,'Hehe, there's still a long way to go.'
After returning to the mansion that time, the father of the pig trotters, the current king, Zheng Jinming, brought Zheng Peng into the ancestral hall. After a series of miscellaneous ceremonies, he taught the main character the secret manual of the Rising Dragon Secrets.(Zheng Peng had asked the Lord God, and the Lord God said that this was already a top-notch cultivation technique in the Low-Level Martial Realm. It was actually a combination of the Art of Longevity and the Yellow Emperor's Royal Daughter Scripture.) It seemed that opening a harem could help one cultivate this cultivation technique. The main character's father was a henpecked husband, so he did not cultivate this cultivation technique deeply (sigh, giving this cultivation technique to the main character was completely to let him be a scourge)
When he was five years old, God gave our pig trotters his first main mission, which was to join the Embroidered Uniform Guards and become a commander.(Mission time limit: 13 years, reward: 5000 God points, special item: The King's Treasure, the isolated Crystal Palace). Damn it, I'm just a little prince, yet you want me to join the Embroidered Uniform Guards…It'd be strange if my father and grandfather didn't skin me alive. This is obviously a scam.”; [Ding-dong, not bad.][Ah, Lord God, I knew you were the best. Thank you.][Mission failed, penis shortened by 1cm per day];"F * ck, f * ck, you're ruthless. I'll f * ck you up." Clearly, this battle ended with the Main God's complete victory. Sigh…Zheng Peng looked up at the sky and sighed. (Encountering a brick) No good
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