My name is Zheng Peng, hehe, what an ordinary name. As a freshman, I'm not troubled. I don't have the pressure to find a job after graduation, and my family is also middle-class. But why did you still let me transmigrate…I haven't gotten my goddess yet, and I haven't given her my birthday present yet.
I never thought that I would transmigrate. This place is so gloomy. Why is there fog all around? Could this be the underworld? Where did King Yama, Ox Head, and Horse Face go? What about the Black and White Ghosts? He was really unprofessional. He wondered if the Jade Emperor would deduct his salary. Speaking of which, what was this glowing brick? " Ah, you're still dodging? You're not happy that I said you're a brick? You're still dodging…" The youngsters these days really don't know any manners at all. I'm a God, don't you think you should respect me a little?”;
"F * ck, are you f * cking kidding me? I read in novels that countless Main Gods are clearly just a big ball of light. What if you're the adventurer of the Main God? That's why I said that even if you lie, you have to be creative._? Was the author not writing Unexpectedly!?）”; "Cough cough, I'm really a Main God. Those glowing spheres are just my clones (Holy sh * t, you actually admitted that that was the sphere). I don't know how many years ago (so you've started bragging mode), one of my clones developed a will and stood up to resist me. I used all my clones and myself to destroy him. In the end, I was the only one left, and I was heavily injured…"
"D * mn, a brick and a ball of light fighting is so harmonious. This scene is too beautiful. I don't dare to imagine it (Hey, hey, you're obviously thinking about it already, right?) Wait a minute, if the Main God is injured, then if I kill him now, will I be the Main God? That's awesome!""Ahem, I know what you're thinking. Don't waste your energy. You can't kill me, and I won't kill you. At that time, I was almost ruined, so I could only find a host and let him help me conquer the world to repair myself."
"Uh, so you chose me? Wahaha, this young master is indeed talented (sigh, should I tell him that I was just casually smashing it? This person must be crazy. He was hit because he had a bad character), but why does it feel like I'm a big BOSS in the world? There won't be 'Dragon' Aotian pushing me, right…I'm scared."Come on young man, do you want to become stronger? Want to open a harem? Come and sign a contract with me."
"Why do I feel like this guy is a Creator God? Forget it, he can't be resurrected after he dies anyway, so I'll sign it (The Creator God didn't say that he can't be resurrected after he dies, right…). One last question, are you sure that there are no other Creator Gods? I'm the only transmigrator? "Of course, I, the Lord God, am a man of integrity. You're definitely the only transmigrator. Okay, the contract is complete. You have to work for me. If you break the contract, you'll keep your thoughts and become Sister Phoenix for ten thousand years. Good luck, cutie."
"F * ck, you f * cking tricked me. Why are you acting cute?""Alright, let's go. The first world is 'The Laughing Biography of the Medicine'(A warm reminder that this world is a little different from your TV series)""If I had known that I would be scammed, I wouldn't have signed with him. Dad, I want to go back."
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Zheng Peng woke up after a bout of dizziness. In the past, he knew from reading novels that God liked to film others. Now that he was about to be scrapped, he was still like this. Could he still play happily? "Sigh, what an unfamiliar ceiling. Why is there water all around? Sovereign, where are you? Why can't I move? Did you trick me again?"I'm in your head (D * mn, how did my head fit a brick like you). Uh, to put it simply, I don't have much energy left. Although this is a low-level martial world, in order to prevent the world barrier from discovering me and expelling me, I can only let you throw yourself into a baby's body. Don't worry, it's a male, and it's a royal family, yo."
Zheng Peng said with a tsundere (Isn't this a prayer?) "Author, if you continue to slander me, I'll cripple you.") He asked God,"Hehe, big brother, look at me, I'm working for you. Are there any benefits, big gift bags, God Points, or anything else?”; _"You don't want it? Fine, I can use it to repair the system. I risked my life to save you 1000 points, and you still don't want it? Zheng Peng immediately knelt down and said,"No less, no less than 1,000 points. I promise I won't beat anyone who says that they won't stand in front of me (I've never seen such a shameless person →_→)""No more. I only have 998 yuan left. Take a look at what you want to exchange for yourself. Call me when you're exchanging. I'm going to repair myself.
Seeing such a powerful God, even if Zheng Peng was the main character, he couldn't do anything about it. After all, he was working for someone else.(I've seen the Unlimited Literature, and it's 666 when I use God.) What the hell is this? Ximen Chuixue's foot wipe, Chen Yuanyuan's menstrual belt, and Li Shimin's diapers when he was young (The things I sell here are too heaven-defying, but the problem is that I don't need them). God kicked out the things I don't need and gave me some recommendations."At the moment, the most suitable item for you to exchange for is the Shurakan (Don't ask me why, because it's cool and a god-like weapon to pick up girls).
"That's awesome. With Shurunyan, will I be able to reach the peak of my life immediately? Hehe, just thinking about it makes me a little excited.""One Gouyu Shura Eye has been successfully exchanged. 500 Main God Points have been deducted. Current balance is 498 points. Thank you for your patronage. I will tell you that I raised the price by 50% to repair myself. If there is anything that makes you unhappy, come and hit me." Even if Zheng Peng's shameless level was already maxed out, he could only kneel down to such a God who had no moral integrity." God, you're so ruthless. F * ck my 250 points!"
Speaking of which, I'm just curious why a baby in his mother's womb would exchange for a Shilunyan…Sigh, there are too many things to complain about. If I continue to complain, I'll be killed by the author.
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