7. Grandpa added,"When it's time to make a move, make a move!"”
After watching her grandfather practice martial arts, Miss Yulu was very excited. Even in her dreams, she wanted to learn his Chinese martial arts. She wanted to practice martial arts for self-defense, so she learned horse stance in the living room, practiced boxing, and practiced legs. She even rolled around in bed several times before going to bed at night. She especially wanted to eat a big fat man and inherit and carry forward the Korean martial arts as soon as possible. Because of this, she often sweated profusely, and sometimes the living room was also messed up by her. That night, she was humming a song she had composed for practicing martial arts and studying medicine."When I was a child, I spread my wings and hoped to grow up to be a doctor. Emei, Shaolin and Wudang are the most magical places in my heart. One day, I stepped into the medical world, and my martial arts and medical research grew with me. Qi Shen Dantian abdomen, chest out, inch close chi pulse, deficiency and excess have an article. Eyes and ears can see all directions, eyes and ears can distinguish directions. Tai Chi Wing Chun Eight Trigrams Palm, Horse Stance, a stable stance. Waist and leg strength should not falter, the most important thing to practice boxing is to practice martial arts. The spear picked up the sharpness of the Sun and Moon Sword, and the saber danced with the Spring and Autumn Cudgel. Each move was powerful, and his heroic spirit covered the sky. Practicing martial arts and studying medicine was like the ocean of life. There were still waves and big waves. It was tolerant of courage, justice, and self-improvement. Every day, I will bloom with confidence and hope, and I will roam the world as I please.”
Just as she was humming nonsensically, her grandfather came to check on the women's self-defense class. "Hehe, you're so hardworking. "Don't forget the Korean women's self-defense technique," Grandpa said with a smile. " Grandpa, please forgive me-I'm so sleepy-" Miss Yulu always acted like a spoiled child every time she checked.
"Stop pretending. Answer now-the three elements of self-defense-"
"Just say it. What's the big deal?”She pouted and said,"1. Almost no strength." Everyone could do it. 2. Focus on close combat without any restrictions. 3. Simple, practical, and reliable. Within a few seconds, the enemy would either die or be injured!”"Well-I knew my granddaughter wasn't skimming gunpowder!”Grandpa clapped his hands in encouragement. "Continue…""Mianshi: When the man catches you, attack him."
"What if the other party hugged you from the side?””I hit his crotch with the hand close to him, and no matter what the effect was, I immediately hit the man's ribs with the elbow of the same hand. This move was called 'Waving Sleeves in the Wind,' and it was enough to make a man's heart break! If the other party grabbed my shoulder from the front, I would gently put my hand on his arm, then turn around in the direction of being pressed. I would lower my head and bite his forearm. Don't let go. I would shake my head. Well, while he was howling loudly, I would step on his toes and let him go!”
If you are picked up by the other party, remember that struggling is futile. It will only make the other party more impulsive. What is the correct way?"
"'Gently' wrap your arms around the other person's neck. Focus on the part, such as the ear or neck, and bite down hard. The pain will definitely make his eyes go black! Biting down and shaking his head, the other party would let go. Even if he lets go, don't let it go. Don't let go. Use your legs to wrap around his waist and hang on him. Use your hands to grope around his eyes. This way, the other party would definitely know how powerful his aunt was and admit defeat!”
"What would you do if the other party hugged you face-to-face, especially if you couldn't move your hands?”
"Hehe, that's simple. You calmly bite him without hesitation. That's the most convenient and effective move! No one could escape this move! Once I disfigure him, he won't be able to get away with it in another three to five years! At the same time, it was equivalent to giving him a mark. It would be much easier for the police to catch him!”
" If the other party hugged you from behind, what's the right thing to do?"
" Ah, darling, darling, you better face me so that you can kiss me.'Persuade' him to come in front of me so that I can deal with him. Once he faces me, hehe, when the chance comes, I'll bite him as hard as I can! Bite! This was a self-defense weapon given to everyone by the heavens! Hahahaha-what a beautiful woman with iron teeth and copper teeth, biting so hard that the son of a turtle would cry and wail. She would definitely leave an unforgettable memory for the other party.””Alright! " Not bad." Grandpa clapped again." Now, let's check the unique skill of frontal attack. Let's each say a sentence. How about we use a sentence to catch the dragon head? "You're my grandfather, so you should start first," said Miss Yulu. "Then listen well-hit the throat, hit the groin, hit the left and right ribs, and hit the heart.”Miss Yulu continued," One step D, two steps 8, two punches are only below the breast. There are enemies in front and sneak attacks behind.”Grandpa continued,"He slipped when he was playing, and he was clumsy when he was playing."
The rain and dew continued,"When you step forward, take your elbows; when you step down, take your hands off."
Grandpa thought for a moment." Attack when you see a gap. Don't hesitate when you attack. If you hesitate, you'll be late, ruthless, poisonous, and powerful."
Miss Yulu couldn't pick it up. "Let me think about it." Grandpa gestured to the distance. "Oh, I remember now. Kick the one who is far away, knee the one who is near, and take advantage of the opportunity to attack. Attack the unprepared and make it real, real and fake, cunning and cunning. The ingenuity of using it lies in one's heart."”Grandpa praised with a thumbs up. Grandpa continued,"
" Come from the left, receive it from the right, welcome it from the right, attack it horizontally, suppress it horizontally."
Miss Yulu continued," Look at the situation and observe the opportunity. In front of your head, your feet will kick; in front of your arms, your fists will punch; in front of your body, you will advance; in front of your body, you will leap."
Grandpa summarized,"The practitioner must be familiar with all kinds of fighting styles. Up and down, head and elbow, counter-attack, forward attack, lift attack, press attack, charge attack, horizontal attack, knee attack, leg attack."”
" Now, let's summarize-" The inspector smiled in satisfaction.
"Don't panic when you encounter something. Your heart is bright and your eyes are sharp."
"Hehehe, that's amazing! Grandpa added,"When it's time to make a move, make a move!"”At this moment, Miss Yulu's interest was piqued, and she continued singing. Grandpa also chimed in, so the grandfather-grandson duo's chorus was really not bad. Listen:
I'm rushing into the Nine Provinces in a hurry (I'll make a move when I need to). (The wind is hot and the wind is rushing to the nine continents), hey ya yi er ya, hey ai hey yi er ya. (Heheyayay-----
After singing a part of the song, Miss Yulu suggested singing a funny pooping hero song. Grandpa said a positive hero song."No--""How about we make one up?”"Alright. Then don't speak empty words from a young age. I'll go first-the river flows eastward-"Because the first sentence was already there, so he didn't have to think about picking it up. Hence, she rushed forward. He didn't need his grandfather's permission. "Grandpa, pick it up." She guessed that Grandpa would not be able to do anything. Grandpa stroked his beard and took it back."Everyone, come and pass on your love. You take it.""Five lessons, four beauties, and three passion"(The specific content was: The "five stresses", namely, civilization, courtesy, hygiene, order, and morality; The four beauties were the beauty of the soul, the beauty of the language, the beauty of the behavior, and the beauty of the environment. The "three loves" referred to the love of the Party, the love of the motherland, and the love of the country.）
" If everyone gave their love, the world would become a beautiful world--
" This is the call of the heart, oh my, this is the sacrifice of love.””This was the spring breeze of the human world, the source of life.””If everyone gave a bit of love, the flowers of happiness would bloom everywhere, and the world would become a beautiful world---heheyayay ”Miss Yulu jumped up happily. "Come, let's string the lyrics together and sing it once-"
Hero of Love
The great river flows eastward, pass on love, everyone come. Five lessons, four beauties, three loves, starting from me and looking at action-- If everyone gave a little love, the world would become a beautiful world-- This is the call of the heart, heyayayaya, this is the sacrifice of love. This was the spring breeze of the human world, the source of life. If everyone gave a bit of love, heyayierya, the flowers of happiness would bloom everywhere, and the world would become a beautiful world-heyayierya, heyayierya heyheyyyierya. Hero of Love had succeeded! The grandfather and grandson pair danced and danced in joy.
"Hahahaha-hahaha!" It was late at night, but the grandfather and grandson were still laughing foolishly!
Grandma Han shouted from inside,"Hey, old man, it's time to rest." Tomorrow is Sunday. Don't forget that you promised the children to go up the mountain to pick herbs.”Grandpa was stunned." Ah, yes. I almost forgot about going up the mountain tomorrow."
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