"What should I do? If I attack directly, Homme Fatale and the others might think that I'm a pervert, but! If I don't do this, I won't be able to complete my mission. What should we do about this!" Wu Tian was in a dilemma as he walked towards the three women.
"Hey, I say, weren't you the guy who protected that zombie a few days ago? What, you're out of the zombie cave? That's incredible! You can actually level up after protecting zombies. Can you tell us what's going on?”Homme Fatale suddenly asked Wu Tian.
"Oh, so it's you guys. I was wondering! Why did you suddenly disappear and look for you for a long time? Haha…my mission is a little special, so it's different from yours.”Wu Tian said casually.
"Oh, then tell me why your quest is different from ours. Why don't we go and protect the zombies too? Haha, that way, we can level up faster.”Qing Ya and Xiao He looked at Wu Tian carefully and walked around him before saying mischievously.
"Haha, I have a reward for protecting zombies. You definitely don't know this. You definitely can't learn it.”Wu Tian spoke the truth.
"But, are you lying to a three-year-old? You can get experience points by protecting zombies. Do you think we're stupid? This information wouldn't even be released in the novice mission. Do you think we're three-year-olds playing around?”Qing Ya and Xiao He did not believe Wu Tian at all.
"It's true. Everything I said is true.”Wu Tian explained with tears streaming down his face.
"Tsk…I'm not going to talk to you anymore. We're going to level up, so we don't have time for you.”Qing Ya Xiao He said as she pulled Homme Fatale and Lan Yan Ruoxi along and was about to walk past Wu Tian.
"Wait, you guys wait. I have something to ask. I wonder if you can tell me.”Wu Tian stopped them at this moment. The three of them had to go and ask.
"Alright! If you have anything to say, just ask! I will tell you what we know.”Qing Ya, Xiao He, laughed and said to Wu Tian.
"Oh, it's like this. I want to measure the ~ chest ~ circumference of a beautiful ~ woman. I don't know how to do it. What do you think I should do?”Wu Tian voiced his doubts.
"Isn't this simple? Just stretch out your hand and measure it. Look, it's like this.”Qing Ya Xiao He said as she used her hand to touch her chest.
"How is it? Simple! It was that simple. How could he measure it? This is the real thing, don't you think so?”Qing Ya Xiao He teased Wu Tian.
"Oh, so it's that simple!" After saying that, Wu Tian stretched out his right hand and pressed it in front of Qing Ya's chest.
Qing Ya Xiao He was speechless.
"That's right! It's so simple. It's a D-cup and quite voluptuous. It's soft and feels good. Girl, the method you mentioned is really simple.”Wu Tian's hand was still rubbing Qing Ya's chest.
" Go to hell..." Qing Ya and Xiao He kicked Wu Tian's stomach and sent him flying. Wu Tian still did not understand what was going on.
"Didn't I do what Qing Ya and Xiao He said? Is there anything wrong with that?" Wu Tian could not understand why Qing Ya and Xiao He hit him.
"Sister, he bullied me. This hooligan. Let's go beat him up." Qing Ya and Xiao He rushed to Wu Tian's side after saying that! He punched and kicked Wu Tian.
At this moment, Homme Fatale and Lan Yan Ruoxi arrived beside Wu Tian and began to beat him up. Wu Tian was beaten black and blue, and blood flowed out.
"I called you a hooligan, I called you a hooligan! Are you still a hooligan now?" Qing Ya and Xiao He hit Wu Tian as they spoke.
"Beauty, please spare my life…Didn't you tell me to do this? "Now you're hitting me again. I'm innocent…" Wu Tian explained to Qing Ya and Xiao He as he shouted for mercy.
" You..." Qing Ya and Xiao He were even more speechless. She had only taught him how to measure others. She did not expect this guy to measure her. Hearing Wu Tian's words, he was even more furious and greeted Wu Tian fiercely.
The three of them fought for half an hour before they stopped. Looking at Wu Tian now, he had already been beaten into a pig's head.
"Beauty, you told me to do this. Isn't this what you said? Why did I do it?" Wu Tian couldn't even speak clearly at this moment, so he said in a muffled voice.
"I asked you to touch someone else, not me. How dare you touch me! If I don't hit you, who should I hit?" Qing Ya and Xiao He only understood after listening for a long time. What was five days talking about?
"Oh, so that's what happened.”Wu Tian finally understood what Qing Ya and Xiao He meant.
"Hehe, you're asking for a beating, aren't you? I told you to do this, but you actually molested me. If I don't hit you, who should I hit?”Qing Ya and Xiao He saw Wu Tian's face was swollen like a pig's head. He laughed happily until he was out of breath.
"Alright then! "I'm unlucky." Wu Tian could only sigh.
"Now it seems that I can't measure this Qing Ya Lotus anymore. Why don't I see if I can measure this femme fatale and that Lan Yan Ruoxi first?”Wu Tian did not give up.
As Wu Tian spoke, he walked up to Qing Ya Xiao He and suddenly turned around. His demonic claws actually reached out to Homme Fatale's proud twin peaks. However, Homme Fatale was already prepared. She dodged Wu Tian's hands in a flash and kicked Wu Tian to the ground.
"Sisters, this kid deserves a beating. Now he still wants to molest me. Beat him until smoke came out. This guy was purely a pervert.”After Homme Fatale finished speaking, she no longer cared about her ladylike image as she punched and kicked Wu Tian fiercely.
" Help! Someone's going to die!" Wu Tian shouted as he protected his body. Wu Tian's HP kept decreasing. Finally, after the three women surrounded him for half an hour, Wu Tian's HP was finally reduced to zero. He turned into a white light and disappeared from where he was.
"Wow! Those three beauties were so cruel. They directly killed that guy. This kid deserved it. How annoying! What kind of evil thing did he do to make these three beauties hate him so much that they killed him? This is the first time I've seen a beauty so angry. Hehe.”Xia Liu commented.
"What's the use of you making wild guesses here? Let's go and ask these three women what's going on with these three beauties.”Handsome, I love you, he said to Xia Liu.
"Hey, you're a femme fatale. This guy, how did he offend the three of you? Why did you beat him to death? And it was still half an hour. It was inhumane! Can I ask?" Xia Liu asked the three beauties.
"Hehe, I can't do anything about it. This guy is too shameless. He actually molested me and wanted to measure my ~ chest ~ circumference. If I don't hit him, who should I hit? This guy has resurrected. Let's go and beat this guy up together.”Qing Ya and Xiao He saw Wu Tian resurrecting at the resurrection point and called Lan Yan Ruoxi, the femme fatale, over to beat Wu Tian up again.
Before Wu Tian could react, Qing Ya, Xiao He, and Homme Fatale were with Lan Yan Ruoxi. A few female players beside the three of them also understood the situation and joined the team of the three beauties. Wu Tian turned into a white light after screaming in pain! At this moment, many female players knew about Wu Tian's situation. Therefore, many female players surrounded the Resurrection Point, not giving Wu Tian a chance to escape.
Wu Tian also knew that this game was impossible to play, so he had no choice but to log off. Wu Tian's body suddenly appeared in the room.
"This unlucky game really screwed me over. If it was another easier mission, he wouldn't be so unlucky. Sigh! I really don't know how this mission system issued missions. How did I get such a strange mission? I even measured my chest. Do you want to measure the length of your legs? F * ck!" Wu Tian's heart was filled with anger, and he did not know what to say.
"Why did you suddenly appear? Are you trying to scare someone to death?”Li Yulan was sitting on the bed when Wu Tian's sudden appearance gave her a shock.
"How long have I been in there?”Wu Tian asked Li Yulan.
"You! It's ten o'clock at night now, and you've been in there for six hours. I'm curious. Why is your way of entering the game different from ours? We only went in with our consciousness, but you went in with your body?”Li Yulan asked.
"No way! Even my body went in? This was too ridiculous! Is this a game?" Wu Tian was very surprised, and an incredulous expression appeared on his face.
"I, I don't know either! Maybe there's something wrong with my self-made wireless connection eyes, so even my body has entered the game of the Heavenly Dao Myriad World!”Wu Tian thought for a long time before saying to Li Yulan.
"Oh, so that's what happened!”Li Yulan nodded.
"Yulan, Wu Tian, you're out? We can eat now. Let's talk after dinner!”Zhou Zimei was about to call Li Yulan for dinner, but when she saw Wu Tian on the bed, she called out to him.
"Alright! Then how about I try the cooking skills of our beautiful lady?”Wu Tian was overjoyed.
Wu Tian chuckled and went into the bathroom to wash his hands. He sat at the dining table and looked at the four to five plates of delicious food on the table. Hence, she picked up her chopsticks and started eating without caring about her image.
" Mmm, it's so delicious. I didn't expect Miss Meimei to cook so well. Hehe…It seems that I've found the right person to be my nanny. Haha…" Wu Tian praised Zhou Zhimei's cooking skills as he ate.
"It's delicious. Then eat more!”Zhou Zimei was elated when she heard Wu Tian praise her cooking skills.
Wu Tian finished the food very quickly. The two beauties ate very little. Basically, all the delicacies went into Wu Tian's stomach.
"Sister Yulan, I have a question to ask you. If I want to measure a beautiful woman's chest, for example, your chest circumference, what do you think I should do?”Wu Tian asked Li Yulan seriously.
"This? It was very simple! You can just stretch out your hands to measure it. It's so simple. Do you still need to ask this question? You're so stupid." Li Yulan chuckled, mocking Wu Tian for his lack of intelligence.
"Is it that simple? Could it be? You mean, you asked me to measure it." Wu Tian asked hesitantly.
"You can test it however you want, haha…until you are clear.”Li Yulan straightened her ~ chest after she finished speaking, as if she was telling Wu Tian to measure his chest.
"That's strange. Is it really that simple? Wu Tian was puzzled. Why were Homme Fatale, Elegant Lotus, Ruoxi, and the other female players beating him up like this? However, when he saw Li Yulan's nonchalant expression, Wu Tian was confused. What were these women thinking?”Wu Tian did not know what to do. He looked at his hands in confusion and then looked at Li Yulan.
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