Just as Wu Tian's hand was about to touch Li Yulan's chest, he heard a crisp sound!
Slap…
Wu Tian was dumbfounded. Li Yulan slapped Wu Tian's face hard.
"What, what's going on? Didn't you say that you could measure it? Why did you hit me?" Wu Tian rubbed his burning face and asked Li Yulan in a sullen tone.
"Hehe, who else would I hit if not you? You have such a high IQ, but why is your EQ so low? Was there a need to think about such a small matter? What is your relationship with her? Of course I have to hit you. Hehe…What is my relationship with you? I'm just familiar with you. I'm not you. Who are you? Besides, I'm your girlfriend. You can't be so brazen! Moreover, Zhou Zimei was here. Are you trying to embarrass me? Do you think you should hit him?" Li Yulan rattled off a long string of words, which stunned Wu Tian.
"Does that mean when there's no one around? You can measure it when it's just you and me?”Wu Tian asked.
Slap…
"Why did you hit me again? Did I say something wrong again?”Wu Tian was completely embarrassed.
"No! I think what you said is very correct. Moreover, I feel that your face is very comfortable. Is there anything wrong with that? Was there a problem? Was it wrong? Do you have any objections?" Li Yulan asked a few questions in a row, making Wu Tian speechless.
"Is there any justice in this world? Is there still a face that feels comfortable when you hit someone? What was this woman made of? Why was she so unreasonable? She didn't beat him up the same way, and her reason was pretty good.”Wu Tian felt a little drunk. He felt that this world was so unfamiliar.
"Alright, that's it for today! I'm going back, but don't do anything to Zhou Zimei. I'm warning you."”Li Yulan sternly instructed Wu Tian,
"What are you saying? What can I do to her? You're my girlfriend. Do you think I'll do anything to her? He's just my nanny. Aren't you thinking too much?”Wu Tian said in an idiotic manner,
"Hehe, how could I forget that this guy has a high IQ and a low EQ? He doesn't know anything about the matters between men and women.”Li Yulan laughed at herself.
"Haha…Pretend I didn't say anything!" After Li Yulan finished speaking, she tiptoed and kissed Wu Tian on the cheek, giggling. Strolling out of Wu Tian's house, she opened the door and left.
"Yulan's lips are so soft, and I feel like I'm floating in the air.”Wu Tian was stunned by Li Yulan's kiss. Wu Tian reminisced about Li Yulan's fragrant lips.
After Wu Tian recollected his thoughts, he hurriedly looked up. At this time, there was no trace of Li Yulan. Li Yulan had already disappeared without a trace. Wu Tian rushed out of the house and happened to see Li Yulan's white car passing by.
Li Yulan thought that Wu Tian's EQ was so low that he definitely wouldn't come out to send her off. Therefore, he did not observe Wu Tian. When she passed by Wu Tian's house, Li Yulan noticed Wu Tian rushing out of the house.
"This fool, why did you only react now? His EQ was really low. Haha…his EQ was so low that it was cute.”Li Yulan smiled to herself.
"How can you drive so fast? It's not safe! Yulan, slow down!" Wu Tian shouted loudly, but the car had already gone far away. Li Yulan could not hear what Wu Tian was saying at all.
Wu Tian called out for a long time, but there was no response at all. He could only return home in disappointment.
"Hi, Wu Tian, where did you go? Why was he gone for such a long time? Chen Zimei asked Wu Tian with a puzzled look.
"No, my girlfriend is going back. I'll send her off. But he drove away and didn't hear or see me.”Wu Tian said dejectedly.
"Haha, you're really cute. You didn't say sweet nothings to her when she was around. After your family has left, aren't you being insincere by chasing after them?”Zhou Zimei laughed in her heart.
"Why are you so depressed? Can't you see him tomorrow? Are you not going to see him tomorrow?" Zhou Zhimei said calmly.
"That's true. Hehe, you should rest early. I'm going to get up and rest too.”Wu Tian instructed Chen Zimei and walked into the bathroom.
"How can there be such a stupid person with such a beauty in front of him? Li Yulan has already left. Am I not a beauty?”Zhou Zimei thought indignantly.
Zhou Zimei was so angry that she stomped her feet. At this moment, Zhou Zimei was angry, so she walked to Wu Tian's master bedroom and locked the door. She lay comfortably on Wu Tian's big bed and rested.
After Wu Tian came out of the bathroom, he went to the second floor. He stretched out his hand to open the door, but he couldn't open it no matter how hard he tried.
"Don't open it. You can't open it. I'll lock the door inside. You can do whatever you want today! I'm going to use the master bedroom." Zhou Zimei's sweet and lazy voice came from the master bedroom.
"Mei Mei, this is my room! I'm the owner here. Why are you sleeping in my room?”Wu Tian asked hurriedly.
"I think this room is the best among all the rooms here. Hehe…so I'm requisitioning it. You can just find a room to sleep in, or you can sleep on the sofa. I can't control you. See you tomorrow." Zhou Zimei's sleepy voice was heard.
"Hey! I said, Meimei, this is my room. Come out and sleep in the bedroom next door. Why don't you open the door?" Wu Tian shouted for a long time, but there was no response from the room.
Wu Tian was really speechless. Whose room was this?
Wu Tian was so angry that he wanted to kick the door open, but! She thought about how this was her own room. If she broke her own door, she would have to buy a door to replace it. Besides, Zhou Zimei was sleeping inside. Maybe, maybe she was naked. It would be impolite to break the door and rush in!”Wu Tian thought about it and could only resign himself to fate and go to the guest bedroom to rest.
Wu Tian casually turned on the computer in the guest bedroom and browsed through the forum page in the Heavenly Dao Myriad World.
"Breaking news!"
"Brother Wind ~ Miserable"
"Brother Feng Liu, the chest attack incident, our Thousand Picked King has done another earth-shattering thing. Protect the zombies after challenging a thousand people. Today, after seeing Brother Wind Flow, I feel ashamed. He mercilessly reached out his demonic claws and grabbed the chests of the three beauties. It was called measuring the chest, but…The rhythm was a little off. Hundreds of female players surrounded him and beat him up! Video connection…"
First comment: "Exclusive report, absolutely true. Thousand Picks King, Wind Changing ~ Brother Liu."”Xia Liu!
The second comment: " What the hell, he's really a god! He actually did it like this." If you don't accept it, come and fight.
"Sit on the sofa." He was just a bystander.
Fourth comment: " Brother, you're really my idol.”Awesome King.
"Animal!" Big brother.
Sixth comment: " Haha, it's worth learning. Being beaten up by so many beautiful women is worth dying for. If it were me, it would be worth it." I'm willing to accept it." Spring Cat.
The seventh comment: !!”The confused maple leaves.
Eighth floor: "Long live Brother Wind ~ Liu, cheers…"
Ninth floor…
Tenth floor…
Eleventh floor…
12th floor…
13th floor…
Fourteenth floor…
100th floor, show yourself! Brother, we'll be waiting for your reply. Haha…such an earth-shattering big shot should come out and show himself.”I'll take the beauty.
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800th comment: " I beg Brother Feng Liu to chat in person! Haha…Let's discuss in the group.”A wretched reality show.
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A bunch of comments made Wu Tian happy but also embarrassed. He was happy that someone supported Wu Tian. What was embarrassing was that! Some people called Wu Tian shameless, a bastard, and so on. Wu Tian felt a myriad of emotions in his heart when he saw this!
"Haha, why am I so stupid? There were so many people in this group! Hehe…How about I ask, how do I measure ~ chest ~ circumference? How to follow, how to get a beautiful woman's underwear, hehe! I'm really too smart." Wu Tian was reading the comments when suddenly! He suddenly thought of this.
Yiqian Lou: "I am Brother Wind ~ Liu. Thank you for your appreciation. I am truly ashamed." I have a question? Please give me more pointers. What should I do to measure a beautiful woman's bust? What should I do to collect a piece or a pair of beautiful woman's underwear? Please give me some pointers. I really don't know what to do.”Skyfox.
1001st comment: "Haha... God, you're the real God! He finally appeared. Brother Wind ~ Liu is indeed my idol! Beautiful women's underwear! It's very simple. You can just buy it or take it off. You have to measure your chest size! He would only feel it if he touched it directly. How direct.”The world was in chaos.
1002nd comment: " Go to hell! Why don't you go and force yourself on me!"”A bunch of scammers.
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2481st comment: [The OP is dead, I'm here to burn incense.]”Beauty, don't go.
2082nd comment: " Brother Fengliu has always been unexpected. This little brother admires him."”I'm just a legend.
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3556th comment: "Brother Feng ~ Liu, you're awesome! He could even think of such a thing and had a hobby of collecting beautiful women's underwear?？？I really have to hand it to you." Hit the plane.
3557th comment: "Brother Feng ~ Liu, I think it's better for you to wait." Only then would it be unexpected and successful.”Handsome brother, I love you so much.
3558th comment: " Not reliable, it's better to be direct! That way, it'll be easy to succeed." A flash in the pan.
3559th comment: " It's even more unreliable. I think it's better to find a place with no one and bring the beauty there. Haha…then you can do whatever you want. That's the classic and perfect way."”Xia Liu.
3560th comment: " First talk about love, then talk about love, then collect."”A relationship expert.
3561st comment: ”Are you looking down on me?
3562nd comment: [And then?] The picture…was given by a beautiful woman.
3563rd comment,[However, it's useless.]”The picture…was given by a beautiful woman.
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4236th comment: " I'll ask for more advice from you guys in the future. Hehe…Thanks."”Skyfox.
When Wu Tian saw these comments, he finally had an idea."From now on, just follow what it says and do it one by one. Haha…you will definitely succeed.”Wu Tian is extremely excited."
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