"This, alright!" Zhou Mei Xian slowly untied her clothes.
"It really makes me anxious. How long would it take? Let me help you." As Wu Tian spoke, he shot forward and arrived in front of Zhou Mei Xian.
Wu Tian swiftly untied the straps of Zhou Mei Xian's clothes, and her entire coat was quickly pulled off by Wu Tian.
"What are you doing? " Stop…" Zhou Mei Xian's words were still a step too late. Wu Tian's speed was simply too fast. He had already stripped Zhou Mei Xian of all her clothes.
"Look at this speed. If you dawdle like this, who knows how long it will take! Don't move." As Wu Tian spoke, he took the disguise materials from Zhou Mei Xian's hands.
Wu Tian's hands grabbed onto Zhou Mei Xian's white rabbit and pulled it out of shape. Then, he smeared the disguise material on it. After the disguise material was smeared on it, Zhou Mei Xian's large white bunny became completely saggy. Wu Tian applied all of these materials on every inch of her skin. Her skin began to change. It was dry, shriveled, and wrinkled. Furthermore! There were also many age spots.
"Wow, Wu Tian, your makeup skills are really amazing. You can actually turn a living beauty into an old and ugly woman!”Jin Xiaoqing exclaimed.
"Shut up, Jin Xiaoqing! Are you asking for a beating?" When Zhou Mei Xian heard Jin Xiao Qing say that she was old and ugly, she was very angry.
"Alright, alright, I won't talk about you anymore, okay? Anyway, I'm going to become old and ugly soon, hehe.”Jin Xiaoqing giggled and said,
"Wu Tian, why are you so bad? Why are your hands so dishonest? How is it? Is my body good looking now? Is it beautiful?”At this moment, Zhou Mei Xian winked at Wu Tian.
When Wu Tian heard Zhou Mei Xian's words, he saw her expression! Suddenly, she vomited.
Why did Wu Tian vomit? Because Wu Tian saw that Zhou Mei Xian was old and ugly, and she was even throwing flirtatious glances at him. She really couldn't stand it anymore. It was too disgusting. Have you ever seen an old lady in her seventies or eighties winking at you?
"Am I not beautiful enough now? Look at how good my figure is." Charming Fairy Zhou swayed her body and said.
" Ugh…" Wu Tian felt even more disgusted and started vomiting.
"Oh my god, you actually vomited! Good, very good, you vomited…then don't even think about touching me in the future. Now you think I'm old and ugly. I wonder how you'll treat me in the future? Don't you think so? He was a person who only looked at the surface. He was lecherous just because she was beautiful! If you're old and ugly, he'll despise you. Haha…Sisters, let's ignore him. Let's go. Get it yourself. Don't let him take advantage of you. This person is a lecher.”Zhou Mei Xian angrily pulled Jin Xiao Qing and Liu Xiao Huan away.
"Hey, what's going on? What did I do wrong? I'm just not used to it. Is there a need to do this? I say, beautiful ladies, don't go! If you can't do it yourself, I'll do it for you.”However, the women ignored Wu Tian.
At this moment, Zhou Mei Xian was extremely angry. She turned around and kicked Wu Tian, sending him flying. Coincidentally, the place where Wu Tian landed was the place where she vomited.
"F * ck! No!" Wu Tian screamed in his heart, but at that moment, he had already pounced on the vomit.
At this moment, Wu Tian wanted to die. He did not expect himself to be so unlucky.
"Pa da…"
Wu Tian landed heavily on the vomit.
"Immortal, aren't you being too ruthless? Look at his body covered in its vomit. It's so disgusting.”Jin Xiaoqing couldn't bear to say that.
"I'm ruthless! How can I be as ruthless as him? This bastard actually thinks that I'm old.”Charming Fairy Zhou gritted her teeth as she put on her clothes.
Wu Tian was furious. How could Zhou Mei Xian's kick be so accurate?! Why did he kick her on the vomit that she had vomited?
Wu Tian stumbled to his feet. He could not find any restaurant paper here, so he took off his dragon robe and wiped the vomit off his body and face.
"How unlucky!" Wu Tian wiped the vomit off his face as he cursed.
"Wu Tian, congratulations! You have completed a hidden lottery quest and obtained the title of vomit!”A congratulatory voice suddenly rang in Wutian's mind.
"What's going on? Who's talking?" Wu Tian asked in a low voice.
"Sigh, I have no choice. Your IQ really makes me anxious for you. I am the cool, dazzling, and awesome lucky draw wheel, the weapon spirit of the mission distribution system. Once your consciousness enters your sea of consciousness, you will be able to see me. How stupid!" The Weapon Spirit of the Lottery System once again looked down on Wu Tian.
"Your sister!" After cursing, Wu Tian's consciousness suddenly entered his sea of consciousness.
"I was wondering what a hidden lottery is. What's going on? Why had he never heard of it before?”Wu Tian asked curiously.
"There are many things you haven't heard of. Do I have to tell you that there's a hidden lottery mission? It's a mission that you accidentally triggered and completed. Haha, do you think I'll tell you?”The weapon spirit of the Lucky Lottery Wheel said arrogantly.
"Idiot, aren't you telling me now?”Wu Tian laughed out loud.
The Artifact Spirit was embarrassed.
"Your attitude has angered zhen, zhen will punish you. Do you know what vomiting is? It was the target of vomiting. It could happen at any time. Becoming someone else's vomit target, hahaha…enjoy it slowly!”With a wave of his hand, the Artifact Spirit disappeared from Wu Tian's consciousness with his concubines.
"Your sister, who are you trying to scare! As long as I'm careful, I won't become someone else's vomit target. Ah pui! " How dare you…" After cursing, Wu Tian's consciousness returned to his body.
"You can ignore what the artifact spirit says. The key now was Zhou Mei Xian's attitude, sigh! I actually couldn't bear to look at Xianxian making her look old and ugly. No! He had to make the immortal happy. Otherwise! Xiao Qing will also ignore me. Sacrificing myself for the greater good, I'll pretend I didn't see Xian Xian like that!”Wu Tian made up his mind.
The time Wu Tian spent cleaning up the vomit on his body and talking to the Artifact Spirit in his Spiritual Sea added up to almost an hour. Wu Tian searched the forest for a while before realizing that the four women had already finished their makeup. The skin on his body was basically full of wrinkles, making him look like an old man.
"Not bad, not bad. It's very good now. But you guys are standing too straight! Old people don't earn money like this. You have to bend over when you walk or stand, understand? He had to be like an old man. When he walked, he had to tremble. Only then would he look like an old man. Come, come, come. I'll give you a few crutches. I specially prepared them for you, haha.”Wu Tian took out a few crutches from his ring and handed them to the four women.
"Wu Tianzhen didn't realize that you've really prepared everything.”Chen Qiao 'er said to Wu Tian with interest as she took the walking stick.
"That's right. Who am I, Wutian? What's so smart about it? I'm always cautious. Is such a small matter difficult for me?" Wu Tianniu said.
"Look, do what you can! I just realized you! When you are given sunlight, you will be brilliant. If I give you a little flood, you will flood. I gave you some paint, and you started a dye workshop. Hehe…If you don't fight for three days, you'll go to the roof and tear the tiles off.”Zhou Mei Xian narrowed her eyes at Wu Tian.
"Xianxian, I won't do it again. I'll do whatever you say. Look at how much I miss you after being away for so many days! When I was on the battlefield again, I thought of you every moment. How good you were, sigh! I feel so bad when I don't see you!”As Wu Tian spoke, he walked over to Zhou Mei Xian's side and hugged her tightly.
"Wu Tian, what are you trying to do with your sweet talk? In front of so many people! How can you hug me? Aren't you ashamed?" Zhou Mei Xian said, a little embarrassed.
"Xianxian, I miss you so much." As Wu Tian spoke, his lips suddenly landed on Zhou Mei Xian's aged lips.
Zhou Mei Xian was at a loss for what to do after being kissed by Wu Tian. She struggled violently, trying to break free from Wu Tian. However, Wu Tian had one hand wrapped around Zhou Mi Xian's waist and the other hand pressed down on Zhou Mei Xian's head, preventing her from moving.
Zhou Mei Xian's body was a little unstable at this moment. She suddenly pressed Wu Tian down onto the ground. At this moment, Zhou Meixian suddenly felt like vomiting. Unfortunately, Wu Tian held her down, preventing her from moving. For some reason, Zhou Mei Xian suddenly spat it out, and Wu Tian swallowed it mouthful by mouthful.
"Wow, Wu Tian is so powerful. The Charm Fairy is too powerful! Wu Tian could not help but admire him for vomiting at this moment! He actually swallowed the thing that the Charming Fairy had vomited. Sigh! Amazing, he had to admire it! Did he like to eat the things that other people threw up?”Chen Qiao 'er lamented that Wu Tian could actually eat it. Chen Qiao' er could not stand it anymore.
"F * ck, what's going on? Is this a vomit title? This was too melodramatic! I actually vomited and had no choice but to swallow. Artifact Spirit, I ~ f * ck ~ you ~ grandpa." At this moment, Wu Tian really wanted to die.
By this time, Zhou Mei Xian had already finished vomiting. There was nothing else to vomit. Wu Tian hurriedly let go of Zhou Mei Xian. At this moment, Zhou Mei Xian also hurriedly got up from Wu Tian's body.
"I really didn't realize that you had such a hobby, Wu Tian. You like to eat other people's vomit! "Hehe…" Zhou Mei Xian chuckled and reached out to wipe away the vomit at the corner of her mouth.
"Of course, the vomit of our lovely beauty is delicious in my mouth, haha.”Wu Tian said.
"Oh!" Zhou Mei Xian and Wu Tian were speechless when they heard this.
"Wu Tian, I can't take it anymore. Let's continue.”At this moment, Jin Xiaoqing suddenly pressed Wu Tian to the ground and started vomiting.
Wu Tian was courting death! Unexpectedly, Wu Tian had just gotten up a little. Jin Xiaoqing pressed him to the ground again, and Wu Tian's mouth was full of vomit! Jin Xiaoqing steadied Wu Tian's mouth, forcing him to swallow his words.
"That's fine, talent!" Chen Qiao 'er was speechless. At this moment, she also felt like vomiting. Hence, she quickly covered her lips with her small hand.
Liu Xiaohuan felt like vomiting, so she covered her mouth with her small hand.
"Hehe, looks like Wu Tian is in luck today. Look at how happy Wu Tian is eating. Hehe…feed him too, right?”Zhou Mei Xian chuckled.
The tragedy had finally happened! Just as Jin Xiaoqing stood up, Liu Xiaohuan kissed Wu Tian's lips. Another lot of vomit was swallowed by Wu Tian. After Liu Xiaohuan got up, Chen Qiao 'er could no longer hold it in. She also kissed Wu Tian's lips.
"What a sin!" Wu Tian realized that he was like a tragedy on the dining table. It was simply a tragedy.
"What a trap! I don't want to vomit, please spare me!”Wu Tian's heart was filled with tears!
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