"I say, are you guys done? You guys are still queuing up! Although I like to eat your vomit, you don't have to do this to me! My stomach is only this big. Do you want to kill me?”After Chen Qiao 'er stood up, Wu Tian was finally relieved! Wu Tian flattered.
"I'll talk! Wu Tian, why do you owe me so much? Can't you talk nicely? If you continue like this, we'll continue tidying up. Don't regret it.”Zhou Mei Xian said with a smile.
"This! Shouldn't they talk nicely? Hehe…the things you spit out are sweet and delicious! It's so delicious. I haven't had enough! Here! Give me some more to eat." Wu Tian said with a cheeky smile.
" Ugh..." Zhou Mei Xian felt her stomach churning, and waves of nausea came over her and she felt like vomiting.
"Wu Tian, don't blame me for what you said.”Zhou Mei Xian thought to herself.
"Hehe, little girl, you're still too young to fight with me. Look at how big brother made you want to throw up with just one sentence. Do you dare to enter the Tile Gang Stronghold? Hehe." Wu Tian was very pleased with himself.
Wu Tian was laughing at the women in his heart. He did not notice that Zhou Mei Xian had already walked to his side. Zhou Mei Xian noticed that Wu Tian's expression was extremely wretched. She didn't even need to guess what Wu Tian was thinking.
With lightning speed, Zhou Mei Xian kissed Wu Tian's lips.
Wu Tian wanted to say something, but his mouth opened a little. Unexpectedly, Zhou Mei Xian suddenly kissed Wu Tian's lips. She vomited, and a stream of sour water was spat into Wu Tian's mouth.
"What a scam! This was…What did I do wrong?" Wu Tian was in a complete tragedy.
"Swallow it. Don't vomit. If you spit it out, you know the consequences.”Zhou Mei Xian raised her little fist and threatened Wu Tian.
"Look, if you don't seek death, you won't die. You're looking for trouble.”Jin Xiaoqing sneered. She wanted to laugh when she saw Wu Tian's sullen expression.
"Alright then! I'm unlucky." Wu Tian gulped down Zhou Mei Xian's sour water.
"I was wrong. I won't do it again. Please spare me.”Wu Tian begged the girls.
"On account of your begging for mercy, we'll spare you this once!”Jin Xiaoqing asked Wu Tian out.
"Thank you for being magnanimous. Haha, that's great! You guys are the best to me!" Wu Tian was finally relieved.
"Let's leave this matter at that for now! What do you plan to do next?" Zhou Mei Xian pondered as she looked at Wu Tian with a puzzled expression.
"Wait for me for a while. I'll go and put on some makeup. Now, we can only put on makeup to disguise ourselves as an old man and an old lady! This way, he could deceive all the officers and soldiers and confuse them!”Wu Tianyi smiled.
After Wu Tian finished speaking, he asked the girls to wait here for a while. Wu Tian didn't waste any time. He took out some materials and painted his face a few times. Then, he took out a pen and drew a few times on his face. A lifelike old man appeared in front of the girls.
"Wu Tian, I didn't expect your disguise! She's so superb, and her makeup is done so quickly. Hehe, she's amazing!”Chen Qiao 'er was shocked.
"Let's go! Time is of the essence. Let's go and disguise ourselves. I've already found a good place in the fields ahead. I've prepared the hoe and other tools. Let's go work in the fields.”Wu Tian pulled Jin Xiaoqing away and pretended to be hunched over.
Liu Xiaohuan and the others also followed suit and hunched their backs like Wu Tian.
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"Strange! Didn't General Wu bring them into the forest? Why hasn't he come out for so long?" Xu Jun looked at the old man and the old lady who walked out of the forest in confusion.
"Don't make wild guesses. They've met with great trouble. Wu Tian hasn't seen them for a long time. They must have a lot to say. Let's wait a little longer.”The person who spoke was Liu Yi.
"Generals, what are you doing here? Did you see my granddaughter passing by?”Wu Tian asked Xu Jun.
"Sir, we've been here for a long time, but we've never seen any woman pass by. She might be somewhere else! Go look for it somewhere else." Xu Jun said politely.
"By the way, general, I met a young man and four women in the forest. They asked me to bring you a message. He said he saw a young and handsome general! He didn't know what he meant by asking them to act according to the original plan. I don't know if the general that young man was talking about was you, but I've already told him.”Wu Tian sized up Xu Jun with his old eyes.
"Thank you, old man." Xu Jun suddenly understood. Why was this old man looking for his granddaughter? It was General Wu who asked him to bring a message to him!
"Brothers, General Wu has given the order! Let's follow the original plan.”After Xu Jun finished speaking, he brought more than 1000 people and was about to leave, but! Wu Tian suddenly pulled on Xu Jun's armor and cloak.
"General, you haven't paid yet! That young man said that I only need to deliver the message. You will give me a lot of money. You can only leave after you give me the money. Otherwise, I won't let you go.”Wu Tian said pretentiously.
"This, alright!" Xu Jun had no choice but to take out a tael of silver and hand it to Wu Tian.
"This! General, it doesn't seem to be enough! That young man said that it would take ten taels of silver. You see, I brought my family to deliver a letter to you, so I should at least give you more! I don't ask for ten taels! You need seven or eight taels!" Wu Tian pretended to be sincere.
At this moment, Xu Jun's face was extremely ashen. He could only helplessly take out another nine taels of silver and hand it to the old man dressed up by Wu Tian. Only then did Wu Tian let go of Xu Jun's armor and cloak in satisfaction.
Xu Jun didn't want to waste any more time with this old man. He led the 1000 soldiers and left in a hurry.
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The girls watched the 1000 people disappear before their eyes and only came back to their senses after a long time.
"Wu Tian, I really admire you. You can even kill your own people? You're awesome." Chen Qiao 'er gave Wu Tian a thumbs up in admiration.
"Of course. Don't you know who I am? Not to mention acquaintances, even if they were strangers! Hehe…I can also peel off some meat from him.”Wu Tianniu said angrily.
Just as Wu Tian finished speaking, the ground suddenly shook. From afar, black dots could be seen galloping over. When they got closer, they realized that they were soldiers riding on warhorses.
"Hehe…Wu Tian, your chance is here. Go! We support you. Didn't you say that you can cut off two taels of flesh from strangers? I'll leave these soldiers to you. Go and swindle some silver for us to take a look. We thought you were bragging." Zhou Mei Xian giggled and said to Wu Tian.
"No way! Are you really asking me to go? Was this a joke? There are so many soldiers here to capture us. It's very dangerous to go like this!”Wu Tian said with an unnatural expression.
"What are you talking about? We will support you spiritually. I believe that they are a piece of cake for you. You can handle them.”Zhou Mei Xian swung her walking stick at Wu Tian, telling him to hurry up and deceive the soldiers who were rushing over.
"Is this true? Let me deceive these people. This was too ruthless! "What if..." Wu Tian muttered.
"Hurry up and go. Let's see how good your deception is.”Jin Xiaoqing was also a little curious as to whether Wu Tian could trick these soldiers.
Wu Tian was very helpless. At this moment, he could only take a few steps forward before stopping. They waited for the soldiers to arrive. Soon, the soldiers rode their horses and galloped to Wu Tian's side.
"Hey…old man, do you want to die? Are you trying to block my way?”A general who was charging at the front immediately pulled the reins to stop the horse from charging at Wu Tian. He cursed angrily.
"General, your words are not fair. This subordinate is a scout here to gather information. The subordinate disguised himself as this old man and saw the general galloping over. He was here to report to the general about the situation of Wu Tian and the others. General actually treated me like this, this subordinate is truly disappointed.”At this moment, Wu Tian no longer looked like an old man. His words were also very loud and clear, neither humble nor arrogant.
"You old man, eh…you're a spy here, tell me! Where did Wu Tian and the others escape to?”Just as the general was about to scold Wu Tian, he suddenly came back to his senses and heard what Wu Tian said. He immediately understood that Wu Tian was actually a spy who was here to scout for information. He quickly asked.
"General, Wu Tian led those soldiers to the southwest. Look at these footprints. They are the traces of him heading in that direction. The general is fast on the horse's leg, so he might be able to catch up! He just left not long ago." Wu Tian cupped his fists and said respectfully.
When the general heard Wu Tian's report, he looked at the ground. He found many footprints and was very happy.
"Good, good, not bad, well done. This is my reward for you. " Brothers, follow me. Chase…" The general took out some gold from his pocket and threw it to Wu Tianhou. He raised his whip and whipped the horse before galloping away.
Wu Tian stood quietly on the spot, watching the soldiers galloping past. He counted in his heart and realized that there were more than 10,000 soldiers. It galloped in front of him, kicking up a cloud of dust.
"Good boy, you've invested a lot! More than 10,000 soldiers came to capture us, hehe…this is going to be fun.”Wu Tian chuckled in his heart.
Wu Tian walked back to the four women with a smile as he weighed the gold in his hand.
"How is it? Do you see it? It's golden. I cheated it from that general! I did what I said, hehe…I'm not bragging about my deception, it's very powerful, haha.”Wu Tian proudly boasted to the girls.
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