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" Aiya! It's so comfortable! Little White, come and sleep!"
This sentence sounded very ambiguous. The comments exploded once again due to ignorance and the rich imagination of the omnipotent netizens.
"The baby goddess actually took the initiative to invite the streamer to sleep together! I don't want to live anymore!"
"It's only the second day, and the baby has fallen. Sigh ~"
"I can't hold on to my love ~ I always watch it flow away ~ There are happy people everywhere in the world, why can't you count me in!”
"Fighting alone for love?"
"I've had enough of the pain of love!"
Luo Xiaobai looked at the bullet screen and quickly explained,""Don't think about it the wrong way. Baby is Tong Yanju. Bah! Bah! Bah! A child's words have no fear, a child's words have no fear!"
"The streamer's true side has finally been revealed!”
"I didn't expect you to be such a streamer! I misjudged you! I want to keep an eye on you!”
"Me too! I also want to monitor the host!"
In the end, after this commotion, the number of followers directly rose to 300,000.
Luo Xiaobai was speechless and almost hurt his waist.
Baby seemed to feel that what he said just now was a little strange, and after pondering for a while, he felt a little embarrassed. Her face turned red immediately, and she covered herself with a blanket, like a newlywed wife.
"Streamer, I want to duel with you!"
"Sigh, since things have come to this, I have nothing to say. Let the autumn wind take away my longing and tears.”
"Brother Luo, don't forget that I still have your flesh and blood in my stomach! You…Wuwuwu!"
Luo Xiaobai saw that the situation was out of control. He quickly walked to the side and found a small stone to sit down. However, as soon as he sat down, his fart was pinched by a big pincer. Then, he was sent flying and screamed in pain as he ran.
"Hahaha! Retribution!"
"Damn it! What kind of crab was this? It was so big! At least seven to eight pounds!"
"It hurts just looking at it ~"
Luo Xiaobai was in so much pain that she screamed as she ran. There was also a huge crab hanging on his thigh, looking like a monkey. It was extremely comical.
"Hahaha, look at the streamer.”
"Pfft! Hahaha! Ask the heavens who they will spare!"
It wasn't easy for him to fart. Getting rid of the crab on his thigh was nothing but Luo Xiaobai's fart. Her thigh was still hurting as she rubbed her butt. The thigh.
He looked at the crab on the ground and cursed,"F * ck!" Such a big coconut crab? Fortunately, it was only a fart. If I get that thing, I'll probably have to enter the palace early. Ouch ~~~ Hiss ~ It hurts so much.”
System: Congratulations, host. [You have captured a coconut crab. Obtained 20 experience points.] [Title: Bullsh * t] It's a big predator. Skill 1/10
"So this kind of crab is called coconut crab. It's so big. I wonder if it's edible.”
"Can't eat? As long as it's a live streamer, will they let it go?"
"You're right!"
Luo Xiaobai rubbed his butt. Gu Bian explained," This kind of crab is called coconut crab. It's a type of hermit crab. The largest coconut crab can grow to a meter long. It's not only the largest terrestrial crab, but also the largest terrestrial arthropod. They were huge and could weigh up to ten kilograms. The shell of the coconut crab was hard. It was hard and had two strong pincers. It was an expert at climbing trees, especially straight coconut trees, because it could use its strong pincers to peel off the hard trees. The hard coconut shell got its name from eating the coconut flesh inside. The coconut crab was edible.”
"D * mn, the streamer really knows everything! It's even more powerful than an encyclopedia."
"Obviously, the host's lunch is settled. Poor Crab, if only he could endure the host's fart. Shame of the Gu Family might be able to live for a few more days. How pitiful.”
This coconut crab was huge. Although it was not the biggest, it still weighed about seven to eight pounds. It looked like a rock when it was curled up. No wonder Luo Xiaobai could fart. Luo Xiaobai sat on the ground and carried the coconut crab with both hands. Then, he tied it up with a rope made of He Lan Tie and put it aside.
Fan Bingbing didn't know what a coconut crab was. She was shocked when she saw Luo Xiaobai carrying such a big crab.
"Little White! Why is this crab so big?"
Luo Xiaobai rubbed his butt. "This is a coconut crab. I didn't notice a fart just now." She sat on it, my ass. My thigh hurts now, ouch ~~"
Fan Bingbing walked over and looked at Luo Xiaobai's fart. "Are you alright? Such a big crab is no joke."”
Fan Bingbing was staring at his fart. She turned around and said in embarrassment,"No! I'm fine!"
"D * mn, look at how shy the streamer is!”
"Hahaha, this is the first time. The host is so thick-skinned, yet she's still shy.”
Fan Bingbing was still worried,""Turn around, I'll take a look for you.”
Luo Xiaobai's eyes widened when he heard that. He quickly waved his hand and said,""No need, no need. I'm really fine."
"Haha, looks like the streamer is going to lose her integrity in her later years!”
"Haha, I was actually teased by the goddess. The host is so cute.”
Fan Bingbing walked over and said seriously,""Look at the crab's pincers. They're even bigger than my hands.”
Fan Bingbing pulled Luo Xiaobai around and squatted down to pull his shorts. Luo Xiaobai immediately jumped up and said,""I'll do it myself."
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