Hence, he slowly pulled open his shorts and revealed half a fart. shares,
"Hahaha, streamer's fart. Your stock is so white ~ Hahaha!"
"The super manager is here! Streamer, run!"
"A certain streamer is showing off his fart during a live broadcast. A million a month!"
Fan Bingbing bent down to look at Luo Xiaobai's fart. "Little White!" Are you sure it's this way? Why was there no trace of being pinched at all?”
Luo Xiaobai also turned around and looked at his fart. "Eh?" I don't know why either."
"Streamer my ass. His defense had actually broken through the sky!”
"Bullshit. Wasn't his thigh too sturdy? He was completely fine after being caught by such a huge crab? This doesn't make sense."
"That's right. When I was young, my finger was pinched by a small crab and it even bled. Such a big crab actually couldn't do anything to the streamer's fart. It's a stock!"
See my ass. Luo Xiaobai quickly pulled up his pants and pretended that nothing had happened. He saw Fan Bingbing covering her mouth with the back of her hand. Ba was laughing at himself. He quickly coughed twice and said,"Uh... You can eat it after roasting it for a while. Go and rest first.”
Soon, the coconut crab finished its test. Seeing that the baby was still wrapped in the blanket, Luo Xiaobai walked over and patted the baby. Seeing that the baby didn't react, he lifted the blanket and found that the baby had fallen asleep. It was so hot that the baby could fall asleep wrapped in the blanket. Luo Xiaobai shook his head and said,"“baby？baby？”
Seeing that there was still no reaction, Luo Xiaobai stretched out his hand. She shook the baby, but it still didn't wake up. She complained,"D * mn, you can sleep so well."
"Haha, the baby is so cute.”
" My goddess can really sleep. D * mn!"
Luo Xiaobai saw that she couldn't wake up even if she shook her head. Suddenly, she had a flash of inspiration and gently put her head close to the baby's ear.
"Streamer, what are you doing! Birds. Beast!"
"Streamer, don't take advantage of me! Dormitory! I'm going to call the police!"
Luo Xiaobai secretly smiled and said in a low voice,""Bing Bing, why did you eat the baby's share? Put it down!”
The baby suddenly opened his eyes and sat up straight. Then, he looked left and right and whispered to Bingbing,"Bingbing! Where's my food? Did you finish my share too?”
Fan Bingbing looked at the baby in confusion and said,""What? Lunch hasn't started yet.”
Baby patted his chest and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that there was nothing on the bonfire. However, he turned to look at the coconut crab that was trapped on the ground and shouted,"Wow! Such a huge crab! It looked delicious! However, I thought I heard someone say that they had eaten up something. I was shocked and thought that you were secretly eating something delicious.”
Luo Xiaobai was rolling on the ground with his hands on his stomach. Baby immediately understood what was going on when he saw Luo Xiaobai laughing at him. He quickly threw a punch at Luo Xiaobai's body. Luo Xiaobai was laughing so hard that tears were coming out. Baby was even more angry. He threw himself at Luo Xiaobai and bit his arm.
"Sigh, I'm so tired. Why do you have to show off in front of us single dogs?”
"I heard that when you want to cry, you just have to stand upside down and your tears won't flow out.”
Fan Bingbing saw the two of them lying on the blanket and playing. She had an indescribable feeling in her heart, even though Baby and Luo Xiaobai looked like brothers and sisters. But for some reason, she still felt a little uncomfortable.
So he coughed twice and said,"What are you two doing in broad daylight?"”
Baby, who was playing around, finally realized that she was lying on the same bed as Luo Xiaobai. It was very noisy and very intimate. It was dark. Her face turned red immediately. She quickly got up and walked over to Fan Bingbing.
Luo Xiaobai also reacted. It was indeed a little ambiguous just now. There were so many people watching.
Looking at the comments, his eyes widened. Drum. It bulged like it had seen a ghost. Then, he quickly closed the bullet comments and walked towards the coconut crab as if nothing had happened.
"Bird. Beasts! Come back here!"
"My baby! My goddess! Streamer, I'm going to kill you! Either you die or I die!"
"Bird. Beast, I want to fight you to the death! Come back here!"
He sized up the coconut crab and looked at the pot. He shook his head. The coconut crab was too big and could not be put in at all. He could only cut it into eight pieces first. Although it was not as beautiful, it was still delicious.
In no time at all, he pulled off the two pincers and a few big feet. Then, he separated the body from the huge tail. After washing it, he put it into the pot and boiled it. After throwing in the last bit of bamboo fungus, he did not put anything else. After cooking it for a while, he immediately fished it out. During this time, he even used vines to weave a net. It was a matter of minutes for Luo Xiaobai. After taking the crab meat, Luo Xiaobai used a knife to make a thumbnail-sized hole on it. The meat was already emitting a fragrance, but there was still a hint of fishy smell. Luo Xiaobai picked up half a lemon and dripped two drops into it. Then, he used the lemon leaves he picked yesterday to plug the hole. Finally, he put the woven rattan net on it and put a few lemon leaves on it. Finally, he put the coconut crab on it to steam, although it took a lot of time. However, it was still completed in the end.
During the long wait, Luo Xiaobai introduced the cooking history of crabs to the netizens." It is said that crabs have four flavors since ancient times. "Big. Leg meat, the meat is short and slender, and the taste is the same as dried scallops;"Small. Leg meat, silky long and delicate, beautiful like whitebait;"Crab meat", white and sparkling, better than white fish;"Crab roe contains a lot of essential nutrients such as protein, fat, Phospholiptides, and vitamins. It is rich in nutrients. Therefore, chefs have spent a lot of effort to come up with many culinary ideas about crab, such as steamed hairy crab, spicy crab, ginger and onion crab, pepper and salt crab, etc."
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