Ye Feng shook his head when he saw that the women were so enthusiastic and did not seem to have any ill intentions towards him. Since the women were unwilling to reveal their origins, he did not want to pursue them anymore. He began to chat with the women wholeheartedly. In order to make it easier for them to chat, Chen Xue Yao suggested that she swap seats with the auntie beside Ye Feng. The auntie saw that the girl was cute and agreed readily. The other two girls also sat behind Ye Feng, leaving Zhao Weien sitting alone in her original position.
Surrounded by the girls, Ye Feng could not help but feel a little smug. He no longer blushed when he talked to girls like before. From time to time, he would say a few humorous words, making the three women laugh non-stop. Ye Feng also sneaked a glance at Zhao Wei 'en. He saw that she was still pulling a long face, as if he owed her a lot of money. He shook his head secretly. To be honest, Ye Feng was still a little confused. He couldn't understand why this girl would give him a hard time for no reason. However, since the other party refused to pay attention to him, there was no need for him to stick his warm face to the other party's cold buttocks. Anyway, they were all strangers. Although he was a little brooding in his heart, he did not care much.
The car started slowly. Ye Feng and the three girls were talking and laughing. Because the road was relatively flat and not bumpy, Bai Yu and Shu Xin, who were in the back seat, simply stood up and hugged the back of the front seat with both hands, chatting and laughing with Ye Feng.
"Senior, tell us about the interesting things that happened in school!”Bai Yu, who was behind him, poked Ye Feng's shoulder with her finger. The three girls practiced martial arts on the mountain all year round and rarely went down the mountain. They were taught by their elders in the sect and had never attended a secular school. Therefore, they were very envious, curious, and yearning for school life. Chen Xueyao and Shu Xin also stared at Ye Feng curiously.
"Erm... I'm sorry. I was an otaku in university and rarely went out. What interesting things could I have encountered?”Ye Feng was a little troubled as he said with sweat. Indeed, before Ye Feng obtained the lottery system, he was really ordinary. Every day, he would go to the dormitory, cafeteria, and classroom. There was nothing special about him. What was an otaku? An otaku was someone who did not know the seasons and did not know the changes in the world. The only medium that an otaku knew about the outside world was his computer and mobile phone. When the seasoning packet of instant noodles changed from solid to liquid, an otaku knew that winter was over and summer was coming.
Looking at the three girls 'pitiful eyes, Ye Feng could not bear to refuse. His eyes lit up and he said,"Why don't I tell you a joke?”
"Alright!" All the women said in unison.
"But you have to promise to make us laugh!”Chen Xueyao pouted her lips and made her request to Ye Feng.
Ye Feng nodded. He might not be good at other abilities, but telling jokes was his forte. As a veteran otaku, he had collected a lot of funny jokes. In Uncle Benshan's words, he was counting on these jokes to survive!
Ye Feng swallowed his saliva, cleared his throat, and started telling jokes. After sorting out his chaotic thoughts, he began to explain with a smirk on his face, One day, the teacher called Xiaoming to his office and said to him,""Little Ming... Do you have a biological brother?"
Little Ming suddenly looked down at his crotch.。。
Then, she frowned and said to the teacher pitifully,"Teacher... I can't!"
"Hahahahaha…"
A burst of laughter came from inside the car. Everyone, including the driver, laughed. Because the car was relatively quiet, Ye Feng spoke a little louder so that the two girls in the back seat could hear him clearly. Everyone in the car heard it.
Ye Feng didn't expect his joke to cause such a big reaction. He turned around and saw Chen Xueyao and the other girls looking at him and the people in the car who were laughing. It was as if they didn't know what they were laughing about. On the other hand, Zhao Weien's pretty face twitched, and she forced herself not to laugh out loud. Her junior sisters spent most of their time on the mountain, so they were simple-minded and could not understand what Ye Feng was talking about. However, Zhao Weien often sneaked down the mountain, so she knew more than her sisters. Naturally, she knew the hidden joke that Ye Feng told, and she almost could not help but laugh out loud. She bit her lower lip hard and secretly spat. She secretly cursed Ye Feng for being a hooligan. He actually told such a joke to his innocent little sister.
Was it not fierce enough?
Ye Feng was a little puzzled.
"What? It's not funny at all! I don't even know what you're laughing at. Tell me another one!”Shu Xin patted Ye Feng's back and complained.
It seemed that he had encountered an expert! He didn't expect these girls to have such a good laugh. It seemed like he had to do something fierce.
Therefore, Ye Feng began to lecture again after racking his brains. There were still a few passengers who were dozing off in the carriage, but at this moment, they were all awake. They pricked up their ears and waited for Ye Feng to make a joke out of himself. The car instantly fell silent again.
One day, an eight-year-old Xiaoming went to an adult store to buy condoms. The salesperson was very surprised and gave him one. Xiaoming said,"This is too small. Do you have a bigger one?”
"What are you doing, kid?" The salesperson asked in surprise.”
Xiao Ming said," On Children's Day, every class in the school has to perform. Every student in my class has a role to play, but I don't. Then I ran to the teacher and asked what I should play. The teacher said,'You're still acting? Why are you acting like an XX!
After Ye Feng finished his joke, the car suddenly shook. It turned out that after the driver heard Ye Feng's joke, he almost lost his grip on the steering wheel and the car almost crashed into the roadside fence. The carriage burst into laughter again. Everyone laughed so hard that they bent forward and backward, their stomachs cramping.
What a talent!
The passengers in the car laughed wildly and praised him in their hearts.
Zhao Weien, who was sitting alone at the side, finally couldn't hold it in anymore. She leaned against the back of the seat in front of her and laughed wantonly. As she tried her best to hold back her laughter, her shoulders kept shaking. She laughed so hard that she was shaking like a flower in the rain. It seemed that Ye Feng's joke had given her a huge impact.
Zhao Weien was angry at Ye Feng because of the awkwardness in the car just now, so she didn't like Ye Feng at all. When Ye Feng got into the car just now, this girl didn't give him a good look. Seeing his group of sisters actually take the initiative to strike up a conversation with Ye Feng, wasn't this deliberately trying to embarrass him? Therefore, he hated Ye Feng even more. However, after hearing Ye Feng's joke, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
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