This was the first time Ye Feng had told such a joke in front of so many people. Moreover, it was to tell such a joke to a group of young girls. At this moment, he did not know why he actually felt a trace of pleasure in his heart. Being able to make so many people laugh was enough to prove his talent for humor.
However, just as Ye Feng was feeling a little smug, he realized that he did not hear the laughter of the three women. He turned his head again and saw that the three women were still the same as before, staring at him blankly. There was no smile on their faces. From time to time, they would look at the laughing crowd and then look at Ye Feng, but the doubt in their eyes was even stronger.
Ye Feng suddenly felt like he had been completely defeated. He had told a top-notch joke that was said to make his sister blush and snicker. But now, looking at the situation, not to mention the three girls blushing, they were not even changing their expressions. If they did not even smile, he really had no other choice.
"Brother Ye Feng, what are they laughing at? He laughed so happily that even Senior Sister laughed. Why didn't I find it funny? What are condoms?" Chen Xue Yao asked in puzzlement. After talking along the way, Ye Feng and the three women became closer and closer, calling each other brother and sister.
"That's right! That's right! Brother Ye Feng! What are condoms?" Bai Yu and Shu Xin also nodded in agreement.
"Pfft…" Ye Feng, who was about to drink some water to moisten his throat, could not help but spit it out. He suddenly had the urge to vomit blood. Only now did he come back to his senses. Damn it, he thought he had met an expert. It turned out that he had spent so much effort talking for a long time, but he was playing the lute to a cow! I'm dizzy! These girls had jumped out from the cracks in the rocks. They were so innocent. He couldn't help but feel a little ashamed. He had committed a crime just now!
Hearing the three women's questions, everyone in the car laughed even more and waited to hear Ye Feng's answer. Zhao Weien, who was standing at the side, did not expect her sisters to ask such a question. Her pretty face instantly turned red to her ears. Fortunately, she buried her head under her arms, so no one could see it. Otherwise, Ye Feng would be able to enjoy the spectacular scene of his sister's face turning red.
Ye Feng was also unusually embarrassed at this moment. He did not expect the three women to give him such a difficult question in front of so many people. She secretly regretted telling them such a joke. She had gotten herself into a trap. Looking at the innocent expressions of the three women, Ye Feng was a little speechless. He quickly thought of how to answer.
"Mhm... This... Condoms…It was just that…It's what men use to... To protect his brothers…Let him…Something to prevent him from causing trouble.。。”Ye Feng finally came up with an answer that he thought was reasonable.
"Hahahaha…"
Another burst of laughter.
"What? What's so funny about that!" The three women said in unison.
Ye Feng secretly wiped his sweat and warned himself not to tell jokes to little girls in the future. There was a saying on the internet that said," Once a joke is out, a beautiful girl will automatically come to you!”She was lying to the child.
After a long time, the car finally calmed down. Some of the people in the car were rubbing their stomachs that hurt from laughing, some were rubbing their stiff faces with their hands, and some were taking out tissues to wipe the tears from the corners of their eyes. From time to time, she would turn her head to look at Ye Feng and the others sitting at the back of the car. Then, she seemed to have thought of something and quickly turned her head away. She could not help but burst out laughing.
Zhao Weien also held back her laughter and slowly raised her head. Her face was still red, and her eyes were still filled with tears. Her small hand rubbed her stomach that was hurting from laughing, and she rolled her eyes in Ye Feng's direction with some resentment.
Ye Feng happened to see this scene.
F * ck! Is this considered teasing me? Why was there such a gaze? Ye Feng thought mischievously.
This girl was really interesting. Just now, it was as if he owed her 20,000 to 80,000 yuan, and now she was looking at him with such affectionate eyes (Ye Feng's own understanding). Don't guess what a girl is thinking!
"Brother Ye Feng! Tell me another one. What I said just now was not funny at all!”Chen Xue Yao shook Ye Feng's arm and said sweetly.
"That's right! Brother Ye Feng, you said you would make us laugh.”
"Ah! Still talking?" When Ye Feng heard that the three girls still wanted him to tell jokes, he immediately felt like crying. If he could make a choice, he would rather tell a joke to the cow. That way, he might be able to make the cow laugh.
The two jokes that he had just told almost caused the driver to crash into the railing by the roadside. If he continued to tell them, Ye Feng was really afraid that it would cause a car accident. Moreover, it was not interesting to Niu Tanqin. Therefore, in the face of safety and the need for a beautiful woman, Ye Feng wisely chose the former.
"Erm... I'm sorry. Good sister! Please spare me! I really don't have any!" Ye Feng said with a bitter face.
"No! You can't go back on your word!" All the women said in unison.
Heavens! How did I end up in such a situation! Ye Ye instantly felt miserable, and his big face turned into an embarrassed word.
"Dear passengers, we are about to arrive at the Cidu County bus station. Please get ready!”The flight attendant's voice rang out at this critical moment. At this moment, Ye Feng actually felt that the flight attendant's voice was like the sound of nature. It came at the right time! His tightly furrowed brows immediately relaxed.
They arrived so quickly! The company of beautiful women really didn't feel the passage of time. Once again, it proved the validity of Einstein's theory of relativity.
The car slowly drove into the porcelain city station. The car would stop at the station for a short while and then drive to Emei in twenty minutes. Ye Feng happened to get off here and then transfer to the county to the village. They had to walk for more than half an hour on the mountain road to get home.
Ye Feng tidied up his clothes and got off the car under the reluctant gazes of the women and the people in the car. Why were they reluctant to part? It was because Ye Feng's jokes had brought a lot of laughter to everyone. They all felt that this was an interesting young man.
Ye Feng recalled that when he got out of the car just now, he finally mustered up the courage to ask the three girls for his phone number. The three girls actually asked him what a phone was. Ye Feng was instantly confused. If it wasn't for the fact that these girls were exquisite and charming, and they were dressed fashionably, he would really think that the three girls were primitive aborigines from that mountain.
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