Hearing Xue Yang's words, Zhao Liying pursed her lips."Father!"
Xue Yang nodded in satisfaction."Hmm?"
Zhao Liying looked around and whispered,""If you ask me, don't sell this crutch!”
"What's wrong?" Xue Yang was puzzled.
Zhao Liying said helplessly,"The streets are full of people with good legs. Who would buy your perfect response?"”
When Xue Yang heard this, he was a little dissatisfied. He said arrogantly,"Nonsense, I'm not selling anymore. Making this pair of crutches requires a lot of work and materials. I haven't slept for a day and a night.”
Zhao Liying pulled Xue Yang aside and said,""Aiya, then the streets are full of people with good legs. Can they be sold?”
Speaking of this, Xue Yang was a little proud."Don't you know me? You still call me the Great Hoodwinker.”
Xue Yang walked to the front of the stage and introduced,""I can fool the good ones, I can fool the bad ones, I can fool the sharp ones, I can make the young couple live a good life, I can fool them to part ways…I'm selling crutches today, I can fool a pair of good legs for him!”
Zhao Liying didn't believe him and laughed out loud."Haha, forget it!"
"Do you believe me?" Xue Yang asked.”
"I don't believe that you'll be tricked into crippling someone's perfectly fine leg." Zhao Liying didn't believe it.”
Xue Yang shrugged helplessly.”
At the mention of this, Zhao Liying laughed even louder." I don't know what you're good at…My child's father is very interesting. I heard that he buys horses and sells bike covers…I heard that he buys motorcycles and sells safety helmets…I heard that he sells sleeping pills when he has insomnia…"
Xue Yang quickly stopped her and explained,"Don't listen to me. This is called the market.”
Zhao Liying pursed her lips.""Even with your lead, there are times when you make mistakes!”
Xue Yang also sighed helplessly.""I made a mistake…"
On the other hand, Zhao Liying was laughing hysterically,"I heard that Suo Zhuzi smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeled motorcycle. Greedy got up early and made this pair of crutches. In the end, he smashed it too hard. After he was discharged, he was in a wheelchair. This crutch was not sold. Hahaha ~~ Hehehe ~~ Aiya ~~"
At this moment, Zhao Liying was smiling as if it was none of her business.
However, Xue Yang was obviously very confident. He said,"Don't worry, I'll sell this pair today.”
Zhao Liying still didn't believe it and said,""Then the streets are full of good legs. Who's selling them?”
Xue Yang smiled mysteriously." Wife, let's find a good leg today and sell it to him. Let's see my ability to fool people."”
Zhao Liying frowned and said,"Then what are you…Aren't you lying?"”
Xue Yang shook his head.”
Xue Yang took two steps forward and said,"Help me shout a few words!"
Zhao Liying shook her head and rejected,"I don't know how to fool you. You can do it yourself!"”
"Watch my eyes, okay?"
At this time, Xue Yang saw the teacher riding a bicycle and said,"Sigh, someone's here. Shout!"
Zhao Liying had no choice but to shout,""Ah, I turned around."
After she shouted, the teacher on the bicycle turned the head of the bicycle.
"It's turning, it's turning!"
The teacher turned the dragon head again.
"Turn, turn! Turn!"
At this moment, the teacher finally could not hold it in anymore and said angrily,"I say, why are you blindly commanding me? You know where I'm going and you want me to kidnap you?”
Seeing that Zhao Liying was wrong, Xue Yang quickly pulled her aside and reminded her,""Sell it!"
Zhao Liying was also very obedient and said," Sell, sell!”
"Sell what?"
"Turn!"
"Join them!"
"Kidnapped! Kidnapped!"
Zhao Liying's words stunned Xue Yang, and even the teacher who was about to leave stopped.
" Pfft, f * cking kidnapping!"
"F * ck, who came up with that phrase? It's too funny!”
"No, I was eating noodles expressionlessly just now, but now I spat it out!”
"I can't take it anymore. My grandmother and I are laughing so hard that we can't breathe.”
"Xue Yang is really a genius. He can make people cry and laugh!”
……
Backstage, when they saw the skit unfold, everyone's faces revealed a trace of helplessness.
It seemed that tonight was only Xue Yang's special show, and they would be Xue Yang's foil again.
However, this skit allowed them to learn something.
On the side of the stage, Wu Xiubo and Guo Degang looked at each other when they saw their works. It was obvious that they were also looking forward to Xue Yang's work.
Now, this work was much stronger than the previous one. This Xue Yang was really a monster!
……
On the stage, the skit continued.
After the teacher stopped the bicycle, she walked up to Zhao Liying and asked nervously,""Hmm? What was going on? Who wants to abduct you?"
Zhao Liying also felt that she was wrong. She pointed at Xue Yang and said,"No, he kidnapped her ~~~"
The teacher also understood and held Xue Yang's hand without letting go."Are you going to abduct them?"
"Pfft…"
Xue Yang laughed out loud and pointed at Zhao Liying in disdain."What kind of eyes are you looking at? Snatching and selling? If I can kidnap and sell someone like this, why don't you buy it?”
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