"Pfft…"
Xue Yang laughed out loud and pointed at Zhao Liying in disdain."What kind of eyes are you looking at? Snatching and selling? If I can kidnap and sell someone like this, why don't you buy it?”
"I'll buy it!"
"That's right. If it's a kidnapping, I'll definitely buy it!”
"Wake up, it's no longer Zhao Liying, now it's Zhao Liying!”
"Isn't that better? I like aunties!"
" I'm impressed with the first part, although I like it too…"
"Sob, sob, sob, this is 110.”
……
The audience was instantly overjoyed. It was unknown who came up with these lines. It was too fun.
Backstage, Shen Yang and Song Dabao looked at each other and nodded.
This skit was full of layers and layers. If it were them, they probably wouldn't be at this level.
On the stage, the teacher who was playing the role of a pedestrian scratched his head."What's wrong with you guys?”
"What's the matter? You're meddling in other people's business…"
Zhao Liying came out to smooth things over." We're a couple. We're playing here!"”
Xue Yang chuckled.”
As the teacher walked, he turned around and said mockingly," This couple, it's the New Year, and they're selling their wives to play…Aiya…"
"Stop!"
Xue Yang sat down after saying this and said to himself,"Very serious…"
Zhao Liying didn't understand and asked,""What?"
Xue Yang ignored her and repeated,""It's too serious."
The teacher, who had just been frightened by Xue Yang's words, also felt that something was wrong with Xue Yang's words. He asked in return,"What are you talking about?"
"Hehe, it's none of your business!" Xue Yang chuckled and waved his hand.
"What do you mean by serious?" Zhao Liying asked.”
"We should tell him…" Xue Yang shook his head."If we don't tell him about this illness, it's dangerous…"
After Xue Yang finished speaking, he realized that the teacher was looking at him. He smiled and said," It's fine. I can see that there's something wrong. My wife didn't want me to tell you, so you can't believe her. You can go. It's fine…Hehe…It's fine…Go…"
"You're so mysterious…You're really…"
The teacher was baffled. He turned around and was about to leave when he heard Xue Yang shouting from behind,"This disease is in the late stage!"
The teacher was immediately unwilling. She put down her bicycle and walked over."What's wrong with you? Say something nice during the New Year! What's going on?"
Xue Yang stood up at this moment and said with a smile," Don't be agitated. I can see some problems. Aiya, you wouldn't believe me even if I told you…"
The teacher was also very puzzled at this time and said,"You have to tell me if I believe you or not. What's going on?”
"Let's not talk about your illness first. I know what you do for a living!" Xue Yang smiled mysteriously.”
The teacher immediately laughed out loud." Ahem, you still know what I do? What do I do?"”
You're a big boss of a business…"
"What?" The teacher thought he had misheard.
"That's impossible." Xue Yang immediately reversed the situation.”
The teacher pointed at the bicycle beside him and said bluntly,"Nonsense, did the big boss ride this out?”
Xue Yang walked around the teacher and said with certainty,""I work in a restaurant."
Zhao Liying didn't understand what he meant. She pulled him aside and whispered,""How do you know he's at the restaurant?”
"I smell of chopped green onions!"
"Is it from the restaurant?" Xue Yang pointed at the teacher.”
The teacher still didn't believe that he could guess it and asked,""Then…what do you think I do as a restaurant?”
Xue Yang first imitated the sound of cutting vegetables, and finally made a spoon movement. He said with certainty,"A toppling chef!"
"Huh?" The teacher was dumbfounded.
"Am I right?"
Zhao Liying pulled Xue Yang aside and asked,""Aiya, how do you know he's a chef?”
Xue Yang chuckled and said mysteriously," Big head, thick neck. If you're not rich, then you're a cook!"”
"Hahaha…"
Hearing this line, everyone, including those backstage, burst into laughter.
Now, they had to admire Xue Yang's creativity. They could believe that the phrase " big head, thick neck " was going to become a popular phrase.
Jia Lin pointed at Song Dabao and smiled.""Then Brother Bao is finished. He won't be able to be a rich man for the rest of his life.”
When Song Dabao heard this, he immediately retorted with a smile,"Jalin, what are you so happy about? Your brain isn't big.”
His words implied that Jia Lin was fat, causing the other guests to smile knowingly.
Jalin wasn't bothered by her weight. Instead, she smiled and said,""Then I still have a chance to be a rich man, but Brother Bao, you don't even have a chance.”
"Hahaha…"
On the live webcast, there was a comment about " Big head, thick neck, if you're not rich, then you're a cook!”This sentence was also a ridicule.
"God, you have a f * cking big head and a thick neck. If you're not rich, you're a cook!”
"Then it's over. A skinny person like me probably can't be a rich man.”
"No wonder my head is big. It turns out that I can be a rich man in the future.”
"Do you know why your head is so big? Because Old Wang next door has a big head!"
"F * ck you, Old Wang, do you think this is a big-headed son and a small-headed father?”
"Xue Yang is really a genius!"
"No, I'm dying of laughter!"
"I shouldn't have pooped at this time. I laughed so hard that my poop broke.”
"Eh, the one in front is so disgusting!"
……
At this moment, on the stage, Xue Yang looked as if he had predicted everything as he asked,"Right? Are you a chef?"
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