When the teacher on the stage heard this, she immediately panicked and stammered,"Wow, okay, okay, okay…you guessed it right!”
Xue Yang wasn't very satisfied when he heard that and insisted on asking clearly,""Don't count, do you?"
"Ah, yayaya, yes, yes…"
The teacher panicked and took the initiative to ask,"Then what did you say about me just now? You said that it was serious and terminal.”
Xue Yang did not say it directly. Instead, he asked,""Can you believe it?"
The teacher nodded.”
"Recently, do you feel that any part of your body is different from before?”
"Think, think hard, really…" Xue Yang circled around again.
The teacher pointed at his head and said,"I don't think so. I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger.”
Xue Yang snapped his fingers. Do you know why your face is so big?”
"Why?" The teacher shook his head.
"It's your peripheral nerve that's causing the top to swell up," Xue Yang asserted with certainty.”
The teacher did not understand and asked,"Then which side?"
" Below the waist…and up the feet…"
The teacher finally understood.”
"Yes!"
The teacher didn't believe him and retorted,"No, there's nothing wrong with my legs!"”
"Take two steps! Two steps! If you're not sick, take two steps!"
Xue Yang emphasized again,"Let's go!"”
The teacher was not convinced by Xue Yang's words and walked around the stage. As he walked, he said," Alright, alright…Take two steps, take two steps…"
At this moment, Xue Yang stopped him.""Stop! Is there something wrong with your shoes?"
The teacher also stopped and called out, puzzled,"What's wrong with you?"
Xue Yang immediately saw the problem and shouted to the audience,"One high and one low?"
The teacher raised his leg and explained,"This…This is a pair of sneakers!"”
Xue Yang nodded with certainty." That's right. Your leg is sick. One of your legs is short!"”
The teacher didn't believe it and retorted,""That's not the case! If I wanted one leg longer and one leg shorter, the pants seller would have told me!”
"Haha." Xue Yang laughed." If the pants seller told you, would you still sell pants? Who's as kind-hearted as me?”
Then, he said,"How about this? I'll adjust it for you!" Do you believe that your leg will follow my hand and rise as high as you can?”
Seeing that he was still hesitating, Xue Yang continued,""Do you believe me? There must be something wrong with his leg. His right leg is short!"
The teacher didn't believe Xue Yang's words at this time. Now that he heard it, he was also unconvinced."Alright, alright, alright. I'll listen to you."
Zhao Liying laughed in her heart.
Xue Yang wanted him to listen to him, so he said calmly,"Come, get up!"
"Rise!"
"Boom!"
"Rise!"
"Boom!"
"Rise!"
"Boom!"
……
After a few cycles, Xue Yang stopped him and asked,""Stop! Are you numb?"
The teacher also felt that something was wrong with his leg and nodded."Numb…"
Zhao Liying didn't have any lines to say, so she could only express her surprise with her facial expression. Seeing that the teacher was really numb, she pulled Xue Yang aside and whispered,""Hey, why is he numb?"
Xue Yang laughed out loud and pursed his lips.”
"Hahahaha…"
The audience, who had been watching happily, finally could not help but laugh out loud this time. Applause rose and fell.
It was the same in the live broadcast room.
“**! God, one leg is long and the other leg is short!”
"Who exactly is Xue Yang? He's too talented to think of such a script.”
"I also stomped my feet just now. It's really numb.”
"Why wasn't Xue Yang famous before?”
"A few days ago, I took some time to watch the two web dramas that Xue Yang acted in. His acting skills…now, it's completely like plastic surgery.”
"I watched those two movies too. It's been half a year, so it's normal for your acting skills to improve.”
"But isn't her acting too scary? I didn't feel like I was acting as a middle-aged man.”
"Don't be noisy, you're disturbing my skit.”
……
" Selling Crutches " could be said to be a classic among classics. The jokes kept coming out, and it could be said that there was no point in peeing. Many viewers would rather endure it than go to the toilet in order not to miss any of the exciting scenes.
And the one who benefited the most was probably Jiangsu and Zhejiang TV.
Originally, since the end of the latest season of the running man, Jiangsu and Zhejiang TV had no more ace variety shows to take over. That was why they urgently came up with this show. Regarding this show, the director was also under a lot of pressure. If the ratings were to fail, not to mention being blamed by the station head, even the leaders of the station would be in trouble.
But now, it was all good. Because of Xue Yang's skit, they had successfully achieved the number one viewership rating on Friday night. Although it could not be maintained forever, it also showed that this show still had great potential. After all, this was only the second episode.
Meanwhile, Liu Junsheng, who was far away in Yanjing, also found out about Xue Yang's participation in 'Happy Comedian'. He originally thought that Xue Yang was just a pretty face, but after watching the last episode and this half of the show, he felt that he wasn't too pretty.
He immediately made a call."Sun Tao, I'll give you three days. I need Xue Yang to sign the contract with us again!”
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