"Hahaha…"
Although this line sounded rather sad, when coupled with Ding Zhaokun's expression and actions, it still made people want to laugh.
"Hahahaha…cut!"
"Although it sounds so pitiful, I'm sorry, I still want to laugh…"
"Perhaps this is what some of the extras are thinking now!”
"It looks like this isn't just a funny work. It also vaguely carries the current situation in the production team.“
"Please forgive me for laughing unkindly.”
……
The audience laughed out loud at Ding Zhaokun's encounter.
When Xue Yang saw Ding Zhaokun like this, he tried his best to comfort him,"Do you think I can set strict rules for an actor like you?”
Ding Zhaokun pursed his lips.”
"Come, come, come! Just stand here!"
"Where?"
"Here?"
"Ah!" Xue Yang nodded.
"Right here!"
Ding Zhaokun had a look of disbelief. Then, he gestured with his hands."Is it just this big?"
"How big do you want?"
"Good! Enough to stand!"
As Ding Zhaokun spoke, he stood on one leg and made a golden rooster stand.
Xue Yang couldn't do anything to him. A little bigger!"
He made a circle with his feet.”
"You're just standing here?"
"Yes!"
"Alright! No problem! Don't worry!"
Ding Zhaokun also turned around and muttered to himself,""Even if I don't step out of this industry, I'll still snatch his role!”
"What did you say?!" Xue Yang didn't hear her clearly and asked.”
Ding Zhaokun knew that he had said the wrong thing and hurriedly changed his words."I say, even if you don't leave this industry, you can still coordinate well with this scene!”
"Alright, alright."
Xue Yang waved his hand, signaling him to get ready to go on stage."Begin!"
"Captain…don't shoot!"
Ding Zhaokun came up from the side of the stage and stood in the circle."Hehe, it's me! Hey…it's me!"
At this moment, Ding Zhaokun was carefully preventing himself from getting out of the circle. His body swayed to both sides as if he was about to fall.
"It's you, kid!"
Ding Zhaokun did not say anything. Instead, he patted the dust off his clothes.
"You're the one who…Sigh! Look at me!"
After Xue Yang finished speaking, he realized that Ding Zhaokun wasn't looking at him. Instead, he continued to sit down and pretend not to hear him.
Xue Yang had no choice but to pull him back."Look at me!"
Ding Zhaokun pointed at the circle.”
Xue Yang ignored him and said seriously,"Did you lure the enemy here?”
Ding Zhaokun continued to ignore Xue Yang. One moment, he was wiping his sweat, and the next moment, he looked like he was taking a shower. In any case, he ignored Xue Yang.
In response, Xue Yang was a little angry and said angrily,"Go take a shower!"
"Who took a shower?" Ding Zhaokun retorted.”
"What are you doing!"
Ding Zhaokun took out a towel and said seriously,"It's a show I designed, so I'm just wiping my sweat!”
"You can't move!" Xue Yang emphasized again.”
"Why did I move?"
"If you stand here and move around, the audience will only look at you and not me!”
"Oh!"
Ding Zhaokun was unhappy and said,"You can control me, but you can't control who the audience likes to watch!”
"Good!"
As soon as Ding Zhaokun said this, Guo Degang, who was sitting with Wu Xiubo, could not help but shout.
Normally, as hosts, they couldn't speak when the guests were performing, but because of this line, it resonated with Guo Degang.
He had offended many people because of his crosstalk. Other than his peers, he had also offended Central TV. It was only because of the spread of the internet in recent years that they had recovered. A few years ago, they had even appeared on Central TV's Spring Festival Gala.
However, when he heard this, he was still moved.
On the stage, Xue Yang pointed at Ding Zhaokun and said,""Hey, you…you really don't understand your conditions.”
"Why don't I understand myself?"
"How great are your conditions?"
Xue Yang pulled Ding Zhaokun to the front and said,"Ah! Let everyone take a look!"
"Everyone, take a look!"
Xue Yang pointed at Ding Zhaokun." Look at this nose, this eye, this brain. It only appears once every few thousand years!"”
Hearing this, Ding Zhaokun was also a little smug. He began to bow to the audience.
However, Xue Yang's style changed." An image like yours, right? A petty thief, an illegal peddler, a local ruffian. There's no need to act. Just poke him there and he'll be fine."”
The more Ding Zhaokun listened, the more he felt that something was wrong. He glared at Xue Yang and said,"Such a thing only appeared in a few thousand years!”
"You're not a thing!"
"What is it? You said I'm not a thing!"
"Ah, you're a thing!"
"What am I!"
Xue Yang felt that he was wrong no matter what he said. He explained,"Ah, no, I mean, with your image, he doesn't have to act. He just has to poke there.”
"What do you mean?"
Ding Zhaokun raised his eyebrows slightly." It's like that electric pole. Will it work?"”
"Is there still a need to act?"
"Is that so? Then acting is simple."
"Well, it was originally!" Xue Yang shrugged.
"Good! We'll do as you say!"
After Ding Zhaokun finished speaking, he ran to the side of the stage. After Xue Yang said,"Come," Ding Zhaokun ran over.
"Captain…don't shoot! It's me!"
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