"Oh, you brat!"
Xue Yang saw that Ding Zhaokun was motionless like a pole and felt that he could not continue acting."Speak! Did you lure the enemy here?”
Ding Zhaokun remained silent like a telephone pole.
"Say something!"
"Can you talk on the telephone pole?”
"You…you still have to say your lines!" Xue Yang was a little helpless.”
"If you want me to say it, I'll say it."
"You must remember!" Xue Yang reminded again. As long as I pull out my gun and raise my hand…"
"What's wrong?"
"You will fall."
Ding Zhaokun did not understand and asked,""Why?"
Xue Yang raised his thumb.”
"Sure."
Xue Yang quickly got into character."En…you were the one who lured the Japanese here?”
At this moment, Ding Zhaokun was still standing like a telephone pole. He spoke in unison, Captain Huang Jun said to surrender…"
"Shut up!" Xue Yang immediately reprimanded. Dream on, you traitor."
"I'm doing this for your own good. As long as you surrender, Huang Jun will guarantee you wealth and money..."
"Shut up!" Xue Yang shouted angrily. Shut up! On behalf of the people and the government, I will shoot you to death…"
Who would have thought that Ding Zhaokun would fall before he could react?
"Sigh! Where is he? People!"
"Hey."
Ding Zhaokun sat up and pointed at himself."Here."
"I haven't even hit you yet, why did you fall?" Xue Yang asked with a frown.”
"Sigh! Didn't you say so yourself? As long as he pulled out his gun and raised his hand, would he fall?”
"I haven't fired yet!" Xue Yang frowned.”
"Aiyo, doesn't this show that your marksmanship is accurate?”
Ding Zhaokun looked like a traitor at this time, and his bootlicking was especially loud.
"Hahaha, it seems like a god's marksmanship is accurate!”
"I still think Captain Don't Open Fire is the most classic!”
"Xue Yang is really amazing. The lines in the skit are more classic than the last!”
"As expected, the script creates a classic. No matter what kind of actor you change, you can still succeed!”
"Don't spampage, all of you are blocking me!”
"This work is not inferior to the previous selling crutches!”
"It would be a pity if this doesn't appear on the Spring Festival Gala!”
"Tsk, there are so many restrictions on the Spring Festival Gala. How can there be freedom for the local stations?”
"That's right!"
……
Watching the classic lines pop up one by one, the audience in front of the TV and in the live broadcast room could not stop laughing.
Station Head Yu was grinning from ear to ear because he had just received news that their 'Happy Comedian' had broken through five.
What kind of concept was this? The season of the most popular male runners only lasted until four o'clock, but now, the number of Happy Comedians had exceeded five in just three episodes.
When the reputation continued to explode in the future, the viewership ratings would be unbelievable when it reached the semi-finals or even the finals.
Jiangsu and Zhejiang TV had picked up a treasure!
……
On the stage, Xue Yang looked helpless.”
"I…" Ding Zhaokun immediately wanted to explain.
However, Xue Yang did not give him the chance to explain."Hanging scene!"
"I didn't twist the scene! I was acting according to your intentions!”
"What's my intention?" Xue Yang glanced at him.”
"I'll do whatever you want me to! Look at how difficult it is for me to be a supporting role!”
Ding Zhaokun's temper flared up."Xue Yang, I've been acting for a few years, but I've never seen a protagonist as difficult to please as you! I'm not acting anymore! I'm not acting anymore!"
After saying that, she saw him squatting on a chair with an aggrieved expression.
"I know you have emotions…"
Ding Zhaokun laughed dryly. Hehehe, no emotions!"
Xue Yang saw through his thoughts at a glance."I know you don't want to play a supporting role.”
"I've been acting for a few years, let me tell you!”
"I know you want to play the lead role."”
"Nonsense, who doesn't want to act…"
Ding Zhaokun had been a supporting character for many years, so he naturally wanted to play the main character.
"Ah?"
Seeing that he had let the cat out of the bag, Ding Zhaokun said proudly,"Ah, who wants to act?"
Xue Yang naturally knew what he was thinking, but he shook his head."But this main character…not everyone can play it.”
Ding Zhaokun did not believe him.”
"Ah…everyone's conditions are different. You can't play my role.”
Ding Zhaokun stood up and walked to Xue Yang's side.""I can't play your role?"
"That's right!" Xue Yang nodded.”
"To be honest, do you think I don't understand this…"
"What do you know?"
"What the actor is acting in depends on what he is wearing," Ding Zhaokun immediately said.”
"Ah?"
"If I change into your clothes…"
"How is it?"
"I'm better at acting than you!" Ding Zhaokun said with certainty.”
Xue Yang revealed an expression of disbelief."What? You're playing a positive role?"
Ding Zhaokun said unyieldingly,"So what if I play the role of a positive character?!"”
Xue Yang looked at the audience and said,"We can't even ask the audience."”
"Ask around!"
Once Ding Zhaokun finished speaking, a series of voices and responses rang out below the stage. They all agreed to let Ding Zhaokun play the lead role.
At this moment, Ding Zhaokun also cupped his hands gratefully at them to express his gratitude.
However, Xue Yang could not stand it anymore."Hey, hey, hey! Don't mobilize the masses!"
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