"Thank you for the wonderful performance earlier. Next, let us welcome Xue Yang's team to bring us the 'Public Transport Concerto!”
The first four groups of guests had a lot of jokes, especially Wu Junru. If it weren't for Xue Yang, she would have had a very high chance of winning first place.
Xue Yang didn't choose to continue selling crutches. In his words, the best would definitely be left for last.
"Aiya, why isn't it a sequel to selling crutches!”
"That's right. I thought I could see the sequel to selling crutches!”
"You don't understand the first part, right? If the series of selling crutches was finished so quickly, what would happen to the semi-finals and finals?”
"That's right, why didn't I think of this!”
"Stop arguing, you're affecting my skit!”
……
Although the audience was somewhat disappointed that they didn't get to see the selling crutches series, they still cheered when they saw Xue Yang's team appear.
The other four groups of guests could not help but feel a little jealous when they saw this momentum. When the first episode began, their cheers were even louder than Xue Yang's.
Unfortunately, Xue Yang had stolen all the limelight.
On the stage, the first person to come up was Zhao Liying, who was dressed as a bus conductor.
The moment she came up, she received a warm applause. This was the advantage of an A-list celebrity.
Moreover, because she had helped Xue Yang participate in 'Happy Comedian', her ranking among the A-list celebrities had also risen by a lot. There were only a few A-list female celebrities ahead of her.
Because Zhao Liying and Xue Yang's collaboration was too seamless, they were looking forward to seeing Zhao Liying and Xue Yang working on a skit again.
"Dear passengers and friends, hello!”
The first thing Zhao Liying did after coming up was to greet everyone. Then, she pointed at the coin box and said enthusiastically," Now that we've implemented card swiping and coin throwing, I'm even more impressive as a ticket seller. As a supervisor, I don't have to count the RMB anymore. I'm so enthusiastic that it's as if I've been injected with stimulants!”
The audience knew that this was probably a story about the bus.
"Yo, there are so many people on the bus today! What? I was wondering why he looked so familiar.”
Zhao Liying rubbed her nose awkwardly."Is there anyone else? If there's no one, we'll have to drive! Close the door!"
Seeing that the car was about to leave, Xue Yang quickly jogged up from the back door."Wait! I'm not human."
As soon as Xue Yang went on stage, there was a round of applause below the stage.
"Aiya, look at my popularity. I can't even catch the bus, and these brothers are still clapping!”
"Friends, I can't catch up with you at all!" Xue Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. In the past, when I was on the bus, people rode bicycles. As soon as I rode a bicycle, people rode motorcycles. As soon as I rode a motorcycle, people drove cars. As soon as I drove a car, people changed to a car-free day. I still had to take the bus. It turned out that this was a dung beetle on the roundabout island. I turned back again. Crocodiles turned into geckos. The more I lived, the more cramped I became!”
"Hey! That big head! Where are you going?"
Xue Yang turned his head and looked around. He pointed at Guo Degang in the distance and said,"Where are you?"
Guo Degang didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this time. He was being shot while lying down!
"I'm calling you!" Zhao Liying said with certainty.”
Xue Yang was unhappy when he heard this."He doesn't have any level at all. What era is it now, and he still calls him Big Brain?”
"Then what should I call it?"
Xue Yang said with certainty,"Big shot!"
" F * cking giant!"
"Xue Yang is trying to create a catchphrase for a skit?”
"Xue Yang, stop! It wasn't easy for you to learn the previous memes, but now you've come up with a new one!”
"I've always wanted to know how Xue Yang's head grew. The skit you thought of was too good!"
"I never understood what it means to be at the peak of your career, but now I seem to understand.”
"Hehe…I almost choked from laughing!”
……
The first time Xue Yang went on stage, the guests backstage were stunned. Now, after so many episodes, they seemed to be used to it.
They weren't talking about first place. Getting into the top three was their goal!
On the stage, Zhao Liying laughed out loud when she heard Xue Yang's words.""Big shot? Hey, bro…"
"Who's your bro? Stay away! What was his name? First love!"
Hearing this question, Xue Yang seemed very unhappy.
Zhao Liying could only smile bitterly.
"Do you remember the first time we met?"
Zhao Liying naturally wouldn't forget such an important scene. She nodded and said,""Hmm?"
"You sprained your ankle and fractured it in order to chase after the fare evasion!" Xue Yang complained. I was the one who carried you to the hospital and then home! After that, every time we went to the hospital, you made me carry you! Friends, they live on the sixth floor! I sent her over twenty times, but she didn't respond! There was a guy on the second floor who looked like Guo Degang. He would be his after sending her off!”
At this moment, Guo Degang was dumbfounded again. What did this have to do with him? However, this could also be considered a good reincarnation of the heavens. In the past, he would tease others in crosstalk, but now it was the turn of others to tease him.
"Why? I'm stupid! I'm carrying her when I send her, but Guo Degang is carrying her!”
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