Looking at Xue Yang who was " crying " on stage, Guo Degang also laughed out loud.
"Live and learn!"
"Singles, quickly take out your notebooks and remember this. This is a good way for you to get rid of your single status!”
"However, if you want to be single, you have to at least have a girl, right?”
"That's right. We otakus haven't even seen a girl before. How can we get rid of our single status?”
"My heart hurts, Old Tie!"
……
Countless viewers felt as if they had just received a martial arts secret manual. However, the barrage of cold water in the bullet comments instantly woke them up.
That's right, how could they know girls!
On the stage, Xue Yang was still laughing bitterly."I made a directional mistake!"
Zhao Liying couldn't stand it anymore and pulled Xue Yang up.""Come up here!"
Xue Yang was also very optimistic. He raised his thumb."I used to throw hammer balls when I was young!”
"Close the door!"
The beeping sound rang out on the stage, and the big screen behind began to change. It was the beginning of the bus.
"All passengers, please swipe your card!”
Xue Yang shook hands with him and did not forget to tease him."You must pay with your card! Don't take business cards or poker cards!”
If you don't have a card, please take the initiative to take out your money and put in your coins!
"If you want to pay, you must take it out of your own pocket!”
Zhao Liying glanced at Xue Yang and said,"I'm talking to you. Put in the coin!"
"Oh, family members also put in coins?" Xue Yang asked in surprise.”
Zhao Liying was unhappy."Hey, who are you?"
Speaking of this, Xue Yang had something to say."Aiyo, just because we didn't get together, your dad feels so sorry for me! That day, he was so agitated that he didn't want to acknowledge me as his godfather? This…ah no, do I acknowledge him as my godfather? That night, I'll bring your parents to Yanjing to admire the moon at Xiangshan!”
Zhao Liying was furious when she heard that.""Hey, you still have the nerve to say that? They came down from Xiangshan just to save one yuan per kilometer? Don't take a taxi or a motorcycle! Halfway on the car, it broke down and led my parents to push the cart together! By the time they pushed the cart to Tianamen, it was already dawn!”
Xue Yang, on the other hand, was enjoying himself.”
"Hey, thank goodness I didn't plant this flower on this cow dung back then!”
"It's already good enough that you have a place to insert it!”
Xue Yang thought about his appearance and rubbed his chin."He looks more and more like Xue Yang!"
At this moment, Zhao Liying had already walked behind him, and Xue Yang was still mumbling to himself,""Guo Degang, oh Guo Degang, it's in my hand!”
“**！”
"Xue Yang isn't polite at all when he's insulting his looks!”
"How can this be called damage? This is clearly praise!”
"Seeing this line, I'm starting to imagine Xue Yang crossdressing!”
"Ahhhhhh! I think so too!"
"Eh, the two girls in front are so scary!”
……
When Xue Yang said this line, the audience couldn't do anything about his shamelessness.
At this moment, Zhao Liying heard Xue Yang's words and spat at him.
Xue Yang was not angry. He laughed and said,"Aiya! If you want good skin, you have to use the Madam's oral liquid!”
Zhao Liying ignored him and said bluntly,"Coin! Didn't you bring any money?"
"He's not from Yanjing!”
At this moment, Zhao Liying was sitting in her seat while Xue Yang was talking non-stop,"We Yanjing people don't even dare to go out without three or five thousand yuan in our pockets! Do you know who it is? Five pieces! There's more in this pocket! One piece! Five pieces! One piece! You have to put in one coin! This action is very handsome…"
Xue Yang looked at the one dollar in his hand and was petrified.
"Hahaha…"
Zhao Liying laughed out loud.
"I bet five yuan here!”
Xue Yang said as he slapped the coin box, trying to pour out the five yuan.
"What, what, what are you doing?"
"I'll take it out."
As Xue Yang spoke, he started to attack again.
"Aiyo! You still care about this? People from Yanjing don't even dare to go out if they don't have 3,500 yuan in their pockets!”
"Stop nagging! Hurry up and open this!"
Zhao Liying suddenly became serious,"Sorry, our supervisor is not allowed to bring keys!”
"Why?"
"This is the buttocks of a soft-shelled turtle.
"So be it. Why do you keep looking at my face?”
Xue Yang realized that she was obviously looking at him when she spoke, so he felt a little uncomfortable."Then whoever gets in the car later will give me the money directly!”
"It's a rule that passengers can't collect money from passengers!”
"Then who will give me four yuan? I'll ask them for more when we get to the station!"
"Me?" Zhao Liying pointed at herself and asked.”
"Sigh!" Xue Yang nodded.
Zhao Liying suddenly burst into laughter and patted her pocket."Hahahahaha, the money in my pocket is private, and the money in that box is public. Public and private matters can't be mixed.”
Zhao Liying sat down again.
"So your company's rules are set for me alone?”
Xue Yang had already figured it out. He was just in time for this rule."Alright, whoever gets on the bus later, don't put in coins. It's my treat!”
"Is that necessary?"
"It's too necessary! This was the buttocks of a small turtle, a new rule (turtle buttocks)!”
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