"Here…here for a meal?" Teacher Bi panicked.”
"This is the most expensive one in Tieling," Ding Zhaokun said truthfully.”
" No, no, no!" Mr. Pen hurriedly retreated." Brother, I…I ate it on the plane!"”
"No, you can do whatever I arrange for you!”
After saying that, Ding Zhaokun forcefully pulled the teacher to sit down.
At this moment, Xue Yang also caught up with him with his camera."Teacher Bi, please take a picture of me!”
Looking at Xue Yang in front of him, Teacher Bi sized him up carefully."You…this is a male waiter, right? Hehe, he looks quite tactful!"
Ding Zhaokun also laughed out loud." Haha, I almost misunderstood when I first came here. How could I be dressed like this?"”
Ding Zhaokun removed the garlic from the sofa and gestured for Teacher Pen to sit down.""You just arrived, right? We're from the same hometown!"
"Is that so?"
"That's right. Aren't you going to Dalian someone? Where are you staying?"
"I live Dalian Old Turtle Bay," Mr. Pen answered truthfully.”
Ding Zhaokun heard that there was a chance and said,"Oh my god, I have relatives!"”
"With you?" Teacher Bi was shocked.”
"The child's grandfather also lives in Old Turtle Bay. His surname is Bi." Ding Zhaokun pointed at Zhao Liying.”
Teacher Bi was very surprised that there was such a coincidence. He asked with concern,"What's your grandfather's name?"
"Bi Menting."
When Teacher Bi heard this, he joked," Your grandpa must be an expert at mahjong. Why don't you listen behind closed doors?"”
"Then you'll be called a closed-door cannon."
As soon as he said that, the audience burst into laughter.
"Oh my god!"
Ding Zhaokun looked at Teacher Bi carefully and turned to Zhao Liying."Look at that smile. It looks so much like the photo of your grandfather when he left!”
Mr. Pen stopped laughing, but Zhao Liying became even more excited.""Hey, Grandpa, look. It looks even more like it when you're not smiling!”
Teacher Bi didn't know whether to laugh or cry."I can't avoid this…"
"In this life, if the child can't be with Grandpa, he will be close to Grandpa.”
Ding Zhaokun instructed Zhao Liying,"Quickly acknowledge your grandfather!"”
Zhao Liying was also kowtowing to Teacher Pen."Hello, Grandpa!"
The pen teacher hurriedly helped Zhao Liying up. Don't…"
"Teacher Bi, please take a picture of me!" Xue Yang rushed over anxiously.”
Ding Zhaokun pointed at the autograph book in Xue Yang's hand.""Put that away first. Order the dishes first.”
"I'm going to run away after ordering…" Xue Yang muttered.
Ding Zhaokun took the menu and said," Who's running away? Teacher Bi is here to keep a low profile. Don't say that."”
Then, he opened the menu." Her grandfather, these are all relatives. You can order them!"”
Teacher Bi waved his hand." No, no, no. Just a casual meal will do. Please come, please come."”
"Now that we're rich, the lives of farmers are different from before.”
Ding Zhaokun didn't care at all." Just eat it with all your might. How much can you eat?!" Alright, I'll order."
Ding Zhaokun gave Xue Yang a look."Australian abalone, four."
At this moment, Xue Yang had also returned to his waiter posture."Sorry, I don't have any."
"Four catties of lobster, one."
"Sorry, it's not that big." Xue Yang said.”
"How big is it?"
"More than a catty."
Ding Zhaokun hinted,"More than a catty…is there?"”
"Yes…or no?" Xue Yang stuttered.”
"This…I'm telling you, you're the one who opened the shop, don't you understand? I don't lack money!"
"Oh, no." Xue Yang suddenly realized.”
Teacher Pen took the menu." Let me take a look…I don't want to order shark's fin."”
"Even if you have shark fin, don't eat it."
Ding Zhaokun explained," There was once when I got stuck. I couldn't swallow it with steamed buns or soak it in vinegar. Later, I went to the hospital and got it out with tweezers."”
Ding Zhaokun turned to Xue Yang. What are you doing? It wasn't easy for him to come here! Get your boss here!"
"No, I haven't."
Ding Zhaokun emphasized again,"Boss!!”
Xue Yang suddenly woke up." Oh, Boss! Boss is out!"”
"Where did he go?" Ding Zhaokun asked.”
"I don't know."
Ding Zhaokun looked at the menu again and said,"This thing…what do you think we should eat?”
Teacher Bi wasn't picky and said casually,""It's folk food. Just eat some folk food.”
"Folk, right? Alright."
After Ding Zhaokun finished speaking, he turned to Xue Yang."How about this, child? I'll have a little pheasant stewed with mushrooms.”
"No," Xue Yang answered straightforwardly.”
Ding Zhaokun looked at him meaningfully.""This is possible."
Xue Yang also told the truth and said helplessly,"I really don't have that!"
"Hahahaha…"
There were too many classic lines in the skit for the audience to digest.
"This is possible, but this is really not. I'm dying of laughter!”
"I can't take it anymore. I've been laughing since the beginning!”
"My stomach hurts from laughing!"
"Xue Yang, it's all your fault. My roommate was eating instant noodles when she sprayed it all over my keyboard. This is a mechanical keyboard, it's so expensive!”
"Xue Yang, can you draw lots earlier next time? In order not to miss your show, my wife doesn't even want to be intimate with me!”
……
Once Xue Yang's lines were out, the audience once again ridiculed him.
In their opinion, only someone like Xue Yang could think of such a line.
Although Xue Yang said that he didn't, Ding Zhaokun naturally had a way to cure it.
"Well, I brought it for you. We have Liying!”
Zhao Liying obediently stood up and went to get the ingredients.
Xue Yang stared at the ground full of onions, garlic, and pheasants with his mouth agape.
"Brother, I wanted you to bring it back to Beijing, but now we can only eat here." Ding Zhaokun explained.”
"Brother, you can't eat wild pheasants!"
"This is domesticated, and there are wild mushrooms.”
Ding Zhaokun instructed Xue Yang." Stew this. Use a pressure cooker. It'll take a longer time…Come on, idiot…"
"Who are you calling an idiot?" Xue Yang was furious.”
Ding Zhaokun hurriedly explained,"No, I said order another stupid egg."”
"No!" Xue Yang replied unhappily.
"Come, I have one."
Ding Zhaokun handed the eggs, onions, and pheasant to Xue Yang.""There are eggs and stir-fried onions.”
Teacher Bi was very surprised. Why did you prepare your own ingredients when you went to a restaurant?”
"The problem is that they don't have it. These things…they can't find them even if you give them money! How many dishes are there?"
Ding Zhaokun looked at the things on the ground."Two."
He pointed at Xue Yang and said," Come, let me tell you. It's not easy for Teacher Bi to come here. Does your restaurant express it?"”
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