After hearing Ding Zhaokun's words, Xue Yang suddenly felt that it was inexplicably ridiculous."I'll give you one as a gift. Oh my god, why are you so stingy? You didn't order one.”
Seeing Xue Yang expose him like this, Ding Zhaokun felt embarrassed and explained,"Come on, young man. If you do this, it's not like we don't order anything. After I order, you won't have any abalone or lobster.”
Xue Yang revealed a disdainful expression."Don't you know whether or not you have?”
Ding Zhaokun was also excited." What do I know? Didn't you say you didn't?"”
Xue Yang continued to roll his eyes." Stop talking. What if something happens later?"”
Ding Zhaokun patted his thigh impatiently.""I say, do you have it or not? Do you lack money?”
Seeing that Ding Zhaokun was a little angry, Xue Yang quickly explained,"I know you don't lack money. What I mean is that since Teacher Bi is here, we can't care about money. Sir, look at how young I am, but I've concluded that life is actually short. Sometimes, when I think about it, it's like sleeping. I close my eyes and open them again, and a day has passed. Howling ~~ When I close my eyes and don't open them again, my life will be over. Howling ~~"
"Pfft…"
Shen Yang was drinking water when he suddenly spat it out and choked."Ahem…Xue Yang is too funny.”
Although Shen Yang's performance was a little exaggerated, the other guests backstage could not help but laugh.
Although Xue Yang was young, the skits he wrote were classics. They couldn't help but admire him.
"God, if you don't open your f * cking eyes, your life will be over.”
"I haven't recovered from the previous one, and now it's happening again. He's forcing me to smile until I have an eight-pack!”
"Looking at Xue Yang's tone and expression, I burst out laughing!”
"I thought it would be a routine, but I didn't expect it to be one after another!”
"I laughed so hard that I almost dropped my phone.”
"You guys are alright. I'm laughing so hard that my hands loosened…I'm going to see the doctor tomorrow.”
……
In his previous life, these two classic lines had caused many viewers to burst out laughing. Naturally, it was the same now. Moreover, some enthusiastic viewers had already added these two lines to Xue Yang's classic quote.
However, there were too many classic sayings in Xue Yang's skit. They felt that they could record too many of them, which was giving them a headache!
At this moment, Teacher Bi heard Xue Yang's reasonable words and gave him a thumbs up."Young man, brilliant."
Ding Zhaokun objected." What's so brilliant about it? He's a fart!"”
"Sir, I didn't mean anything else."
Ding Zhaokun did not understand what he was saying and asked,""What do you mean?"
"What I mean is that people can't take money too seriously. Money is just a worldly possession. Do you know what's the most painful thing for people?”
Before Ding Zhaokun could answer, he said,"He's dead, so I didn't spend the money."
Ding Zhaokun did not lag behind. He asked,"Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life?"”
"The person is still alive, but the money is gone."
"Brilliant!"
Backstage, Jalin suddenly said.
The audience watching the live broadcast really wanted to reply to her," What's so brilliant about it? This is a fart!”
After Ding Zhaokun finished speaking, he patted Xue Yang."I'm not short of money. Don't worry, do this well.”
"Alright!"
Left with no choice, Xue Yang could only bring these things down. Before he went down, he did not forget to complain,"He's too stingy today."
Seeing that the matter had been resolved, Ding Zhaokun once again placed his focus on Zhao Liying."Come, Grandpa. We'll have to cook for a while. Look, Liying is here. This child has been full of artistic bacteria since she was young.”
Teacher Bi saw that he was wrong and quickly corrected him,"Art…Art…Art cells!”
"Yes, see if I can get on your Great Dao.”
Ding Zhaokun added,"Talent, that's amazing!"”
Teacher Bi combined all of this and Ding Zhaokun's words and finally understood what he meant.""Oh, oh…Brother, I understand now. You invited me here today to let your granddaughter appear on our Avenue of Stars?”
Ding Zhaokun nodded and admitted,"Isn't that so?" There's such a relationship."
As the saying goes, if you take advantage of someone's weakness, you will be soft-spoken. Since this was the case, Teacher Bi also followed his words and said,"Then…then what does she know?”
As Ding Zhaokun spoke, he instructed Xue Yang,"Come on, show Grandpa something. Waiter, take that microphone and karaoke microphone.”
"Alright then, we'll do it according to our rules…" Teacher Bi admitted.
"Come, what rules do you have?"
"…Tell me who you are."”
"Come forward, don't be nervous."
Zhao Liying stood in front of Ding Zhaokun and Teacher Bi. Her small hands tightly gripped the corner of her clothes, and she looked very nervous."I am from the big city of Tieling, Lotus Town, Shizuigou. My name is Zhao Liying. I am in a very impulsive mood today.”
At this moment, Xue Yang had already brought the microphone over. When he heard Zhao Liying's words, he turned his head and smiled lightly."Oh my god, where's the weather forecast?"
Ding Zhaokun glared at Xue Yang, then turned to Teacher Bi and said,"Don't listen to him. She's talking about her feelings.”
"My mood has turned from cloudy to sunny. Why is that? I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so good. He can bring me to that…Liuguang Avenue.”
Zhao Liying turned to look at Mrs. Bi, who quickly corrected her when she heard that the name was wrong.""Star…Star Light Avenue."
"Go to the Avenue of Stars."
Zhao Liying corrected him and continued,""I'm very grateful to my grandfather. I'm so grateful that you gave me this opportunity.”
"If you can really lead me on the right path, I'll thank all eight generations of your ancestors…I'll thank you on behalf of all eight generations of my ancestors. I won't forget your great kindness.”
When Teacher Bi heard this, she felt that something was wrong. These words did not sound like a good thing.
He said to Ding Zhaokun nervously,"Grandpa…No, no, her grandpa, why am I getting more and more scared the more I hear this?”
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