Thank you for Yu Sheng's luck and Tianlong's support!
Wu Tianlang looked at Dong Mei's sharp eyes and blinked. He coughed lightly and said," I don't know when I came in either. I just fell asleep in a daze. Perhaps I was short of oxygen, I almost fainted in the cabinet. If it wasn't for the Imperial Concubine opening the cabinet door just now, I might have died. That's why I didn't see anything. So, I don't know anything about the Madam of the country you're talking about…"
"Eh, you're the one who came to save the Imperial Concubine, yet you still need the Imperial Concubine to save you?”Dong Mei said with a smile.
Wu Tianlang looked at Dong Mei, who was smiling like a flower, and thought to himself,'It's a pity that Dong Mei was born in the Tang Dynasty, where plump women were considered beautiful. If she had been born 1,200 years later, she would definitely have become a superstar!'
" Dongmei, let's get down to business," Yang Yuhuan urged.
"Your Highness," Dong Mei nodded and said,"Xia He went to pick peonies outside the posthouse just now, but her clothes were torn off by the soldiers outside…"
"What? There's such a thing?" Yang Yuhuan was shocked." Why didn't you tell me just now? Does the emperor know?"
"This servant originally wanted to tell you, Imperial Concubine, but there are some things that I really can't say…" Dong Mei continued.
"Why can't I say it?" Yang Yuhuan thought that Dongmei was usually straightforward. What was wrong with her today? Why was she so hesitant?
" Imperial Concubine, some words are really too unpleasant to hear. This servant feels that Imperial Concubine should not stop…" Dong Mei said.
Yang Yuhuan was a little anxious." Dongmei, tell me. I want to hear how unpleasant it is."”
"Does Imperial Concubine really want to hear it?" Dong Mei asked tentatively.
At this moment, Wu Tianlang was getting impatient!
"I say, Dongmei, what time is it now? Why are you still so wishy-washy? The Imperial Concubine wants to know what the current situation is so that we can make plans to improve. Why are you so slow?”Wu Tianlang said anxiously.
Dong Mei glared at Wu Tianlang and thought to herself," You stupid kid, you really don't know the rules of the palace. If you're like Wu Tianlang, who doesn't know what to do, you won't survive more than two episodes in the harem drama."
"Dongmei, tell me quickly! If you don't say it, I'll be angry!" Yang Yuhuan was also anxious.
Dong Mei nodded and said,"Imperial Concubine, just now this servant went to visit Xia He and heard that the soldiers outside are not stable."
"Why is your heart unstable?" Yang Yuhuan asked.
" The soldiers seemed to have been instigated by someone," Dong Mei continued." They've become extremely bold. They said that they not only want to snatch the maids in the Horse Posthouse, but also want to have a taste of you, Imperial Concubine…"
"How dare you!" When Yang Yuhuan heard that, she was so angry that her entire body trembled. She could only bend down and support the cabinet with her hands.
At this moment, Wu Tianlang's eyes lit up. Yang Yuhuan's tube top yellow brocade was not worn properly in the first place. In addition, the silk dress was extremely soft. Under the effect of gravity, it drooped down. Immediately, Yang Yuhuan's soft chest was half exposed, and a deep and charming cleavage extended inward...
Instantly, Wu Tianlang's nose failed him again.
Fresh blood flowed out of his nostrils again!
"Where are you looking at!" Dong Mei held Yang Yuhuan's waist with one hand and hurriedly lifted Yang Yuhuan's tube top brocade with the other!
Seeing this, Yang Yuhuan hurriedly stood up by Dong Mei's shoulder.
" Ah, your nose is bleeding again--" Yang Yuhuan said with concern.
Wu Tianlang was very embarrassed. He was really useless. Back then, he had watched a few small movies without any problems. Now, he had paid the price of blood just for a little breast. He was really useless!
Perhaps it was not that Wu Tianlang was useless, but that Yang Yuhuan was too beautiful!
"Imperial Concubine, look at him. No matter how you look at him, he doesn't look like a good person!”Dong Mei said angrily.
"Aren't all men like this?”Yang Yuhuan smiled.
"Really?" Dong Mei was confused. The eighteen-year-old Dong Mei really did not understand men. In the harem, men were indeed a rare animal. Dong Mei had entered the palace three years ago. She rarely saw any decent men. Other than the palace maids, there were only those eunuchs who spoke softly and had dark hearts.
Are all men so useless?
Would men have nosebleeds when they saw a good-looking woman?
Dong Mei was even more confused.
"Dongmei, what do you think we should do now?”Yang Yuhuan asked.
Dong Mei looked at Wu Tianlang, who was wiping his nose, and said,""Imperial Concubine, doesn't he know how to calculate? Let's just let him calculate the safest way!”
When Yang Yuhuan heard that, she was right. It made sense!
"That's right. You just have to calculate how we can avoid the disaster, right?”Yang Yuhuan looked at Wu Tianlang expectantly.
Wu Tianlang felt helpless and could only explain,""Imperial Concubine, what I see is the heavenly secrets. If we let it develop, things will happen as I said. However, how to change the development of things depends on us!”
"You really can't think of any good plan?”Dong Mei blinked her innocent eyes and asked.
Wu Tianlang shook his head." The two of you really don't have any scientific thinking. I'm risking exposing the secrets of the heavens by doing this, and I might even be punished by the heavens. Yet, you still want to come up with a good plan? There is no other way, we can only think of our own ideas. Moreover, even if we use all our strength, we still don't know how much we can change!”
Wu Tianlang seemed to be a little disrespectful to Yang Yuhuan in his anxiety, which made Dong Mei a little angry.
However, Yang Yuhuan didn't feel anything. The person in front of her actually risked his life to sneak into the posthouse to save her out of respect for her. She was already very touched, so how could she be angry?
" Well, let's think of some countermeasures..." Yang Yuhuan said.
Dong Mei looked at Wu Tianlang with a complicated expression and said,""Imperial consort niangniang, this servant feels that the most important thing is to think of how to make him hide. There are many people in the posthouse, and if someone finds out and tells the emperor or Gao Lishi, it will really spoil the matter!”
When Wu Tianlang heard this, he thought to himself that this girl was really smart at such a young age.
"Why don't you just hide in the cabinet? Then I'll ask them to move the cabinet to the Imperial Concubine's room?”Dong Mei asked Wu Tianlang.
Wu Tianlang quickly shook his head." That won't do. I was just hiding in the cupboard and barely escaped death. I don't want to go back in!”
Yang Yuhuan frowned as if she was thinking about something." Dongmei, this won't work. Is it appropriate to put the cabinet in my room? Besides, the emperor often goes to my room. It won't be good if he finds out!”
" That's true." Dong Mei pondered, but she couldn't think of any good ideas.
It was easier said than done to hide a grown man in a crowded posthouse!
" We have to discuss things together. Moreover, he's a grown man, and we can't let others find out-" Yang Yuhuan pondered over this matter.
"Hey, I got it!" Yang Yuhuan slapped her thigh happily!
Dong Mei had never seen Noble Consort Yang act in such an extreme manner before and was somewhat shocked! The once gentle and elegant Imperial Concubine seemed to have changed…
"Imperial Concubine, have you thought of a way?”Dong Mei asked hurriedly.
" That's right, hurry up and say it, Imperial Concubine…" Wu Tianlang couldn't wait either.
Yang Yuhuan looked at Dongmei with a beaming face and said with a smile," Dongmei, I see that you're very good at dressing me up. Why don't you-"
"Imperial Concubine means to disguise him as a palace maid?”Dong Mei's heart brightened when she heard this, thinking that the Imperial Concubine was really knowledgeable.
When Wu Tianlang heard this, he was a little unhappy. He was a man, how could he disguise himself as a palace maid?
Moreover, she looked so rough. Even if she disguised herself as a palace maid, she would still be ugly! He would definitely be recognized!
Besides, he had not admired his handsome beard enough!
Wu Tian hurriedly shook his head." How can that be? I don't want to dress up as a woman…"
Yang Yuhuan snickered when she heard that. She looked charming, like a delicate peony blooming in the wind!
"Who asked you to disguise yourself as a palace maid? I asked Dongmei to disguise you as a eunuch!”Yang Yuhuan covered her mouth and laughed…
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