"Eunuch?" Wu Tianlang exclaimed!
"Good idea! The Imperial Concubine is really smart!" Dong Mei couldn't help but give Yang Yuhuan a thumbs up.
"What good idea? I came here with good intentions to save your Imperial Concubine, but you still want me to make you look neither male nor female. Can you bear to do that?”Wu Tianlang protested.
Dong Mei glared at Wu Tianlang." You're really rude. You don't know the rules of the palace at all! In the palace, other than the Emperor, no other man was allowed to be by the side of the Imperial Concubine! In other words, we palace maids and eunuchs can enter and leave the palace by ourselves…"
"But this is not the palace of Chang 'an! This is the Horse Posthouse!" Wu Tianlang argued.
"Even if it's the Mawei Posthouse, there's no one else here. As a man, you'll be easily discovered."”
"Young man, you risked your life to save me, so why are you afraid of disguising yourself as a eunuch?" Yang Yuhuan said. Besides, in this case, you can enter and leave the posthouse as a eunuch. This way, you can plan an escape plan!”
"But, can I not keep my beard?”Wu Tianlang asked. He still couldn't bear to part with his beautiful beard. His unshaven appearance was really rough and charming! Wu Tianlang was shocked by his own reflection by the spring!
When Dong Mei heard this, she laughed. So this guy was reluctant to part with his beard." Hehe, brother, have you seen a eunuch with a beard?”
Wu Tianlang shook his head, thinking that he had only seen two or three eunuchs in total. However, it seemed that the eunuchs really did not have a beard on their faces.
Yang Yuhuan also found it funny." Hehe, this beard will grow back after shaving. It's not like-"
Yang Yuhuan stopped laughing halfway through her sentence.
"It's not what?" Wu Tianlang didn't understand.
Dong Mei giggled." You're a good fellow. Are you pretending to be ignorant?!" What do eunuchs lack compared to men?”
Wu Tianlang's face turned red with embarrassment. He suddenly understood what Yang Yuhuan was talking about!
Aiya! The situation changed so quickly that Wu Tianlang could not keep up with it.
Moreover, this Dong Mei was really too much. He had originally thought that she was an innocent and pure little girl. Who knew that she actually knew so much!
"Alright, since you are willing to sacrifice your life to save the Imperial Concubine, then you should also give up your beard.”Dong Mei said.
Wu Tianlang nodded." Alright, I'm just worried that no matter how much makeup I put on, I don't have the charm of a eunuch. There are some things that I'm born with that can't be learned!”
Yang Yuhuan smiled." It's fine. These things are easy to learn. Besides, it's an emergency now. If there's nothing else, you can stay in my room with Dongmei…"
Staying in her room?
When Wu Tianlang heard this, he could not help but feel waves of emotions.
Seeing that Wu Tianlang had acquiesced, Dong Mei asked," Imperial Concubine, are we going to put on makeup for him here?”
Yang Yuhuan nodded." We can't go out to avoid being discovered. I'll stay here too. You put on makeup for him while the three of us discuss countermeasures.”
Therefore, Dong Mei hurriedly went out to get the makeup equipment!
Only Wu Tianlang and Yang Yuhuan were left in the room!
Yang Yuhuan stood beside the cabinet and looked at Wu Tianlang who was sitting inside. She asked gently,""Do you want to get up and move around? Aren't you tired after doing it for so long?”
At this moment, Wu Tianlang remembered that he had been in this cabinet for quite some time!
He nodded." If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have forgotten. I have to stand up and move around-"
As Wu Tianlang spoke, he placed his hand on the cabinet frame and tried to get up.
However, his body was stiff and he couldn't get up no matter what.
When Yang Yu saw Wu Tianlang's expression, he thought to himself,'Is this guy a cripple? Why can't he stand up?'
Yang Yuhuan reached out to support Wu Tianlang, her delicate hands gently holding onto his arm!
Her hands were like soft catkins, and her skin was like cream.
When Yang Yuhuan's jade-like hand brushed past Wu Tianlang's arm, he felt as if an electric current had surged through his arm. His entire body went numb, and his heart was in turmoil.
His body was originally very weak, but he did not expect to suddenly have strength.
Wu Tianlang stood up and stood in front of this peerless beauty.
They looked at each other, and just like that, Wu Tianlang traveled through time and quietly looked at the beautiful Concubine Yang.
Wu Tianlang looked at Yang Yuhuan, his blood boiling! Blood flowed rapidly through his body, like countless small snakes running wildly in his body!
If it wasn't for Wu Tianlang using his remaining rationality to control himself, he was afraid that he would have pulled this wonderful person into his arms!
Yang Yuhuan's eyes were filled with emotion as she looked at the soldier in front of her. She had a very strange feeling in her heart, as if she had seen him somewhere before...
But then, Yang Yuhuan realized that she had lost her composure.
He was the Imperial Consort of the Great Tang, so how could he stare at a soldier so brazenly?
Hence, Yang Yuhuan turned around and said,""It's really hard on you. You came to save me and even pretended to be a eunuch. When there's a chance in the future, I'll definitely repay you.”
Wu Tianlang had also recovered from the illusion.
"No, no, it's my good fortune to have the opportunity to help the Imperial Concubine. To be honest, I feel very honored to be able to see you!”Wu Tianlang said seriously.
When Wu Tianlang said this, he thought of Wang Daniu.
When Wang Daniu saw Noble Consort Yang from afar, he felt that his life was worth it. At that time, Wu Tianlang still did not believe him. It was only today that he felt that this fellow was right!
The two of them were talking awkwardly when Dong Mei arrived.
She was holding some clothes in her arms, and there were a few makeup boxes hidden in them.
Dong Mei put down her things, turned around, and locked the door.
Yang Yuhuan looked outside. Her eyes were clear, like a clear spring flowing.
She was thinking about her past. She still didn't believe that San Lang, who used to speak sweetly, would really be so cruel.
"Imperial Concubine, what are you thinking about?”Wu Tianlang asked softly.
Yang Guifei pursed her lips into a smile and retracted her thoughts." It's nothing. Hurry up and put on your makeup."”
After saying that, she said to Dongmei," Dongmei, just use your skills and slowly put on makeup. If anyone knocks on the door, just say that I'm taking a bath. No one is allowed to come in."”
Dong Mei nodded in agreement, but when she saw Wu Tianlang's dirty appearance, she felt a little awkward.
"Imperial Concubine, his body is too dirty. It looks like he hasn't washed for many days!”Dong Mei said awkwardly.
Yang Yuhuan only thought about Dongmei's makeup. Who knew that there was such a detail that she had not considered.
"Aiya, it's fine. Just shave your beard and fix your hairstyle.”Wu Tianlang felt a little embarrassed when he heard Dong Mei's question.
That's right. I don't know how many days I haven't bathed!
From the perspective of transmigration, it had been more than a thousand years since he last washed.
"How can that be!" Dong Mei said," You can't disguise yourself as a eunuch just by adjusting your beard and hairstyle. How can there be such a sloppy eunuch! Once we meet an outsider, we'll definitely be exposed…"
Wu Tianlang also had a helpless look on his face. He thought to himself,'This can't be blamed on me!'
Yang Yuhuan looked at Wu Tianlang and felt that Dong Mei's worries were very reasonable. If her disguise was not good enough, it would be troublesome if she was exposed!
Yang Yuhuan frowned and did not know what to do until she saw the bathtub. She said happily,"Dongmei, isn't there a bathtub over there? I haven't showered yet. Let him take a bath."
"Ah?" Dong Mei was a little surprised, but she quickly calmed down. Yes, special times should be treated differently.
"Then Imperial Concubine, are you not going to bathe today? You bathe every day!" Dong Mei said.
"There's no other way now! It was better to think of a way to resolve this crisis first! "Let's do it this way. Let him wash up quickly and put on makeup..." Yang Yuhuan said.
" Then Imperial Concubine, you'd better leave. Don't let this guy sully your innocence." Dong Mei blushed and said in a low voice," I have to go out too. I'll come back to put on makeup after he's done showering…"
Wu Tianlang felt a little awkward, thinking that this was really asking for trouble. But then again, this rescue mission was not going to be a simple one. They had to think about it carefully.
He had no choice but to borrow the imperial consort's bathtub to bathe! Yang Yuhuan listened to Dong Mei's suggestion and nodded, then shook her head randomly.
"No, Dongmei, I can't go out!”Yang Yuhuan said firmly.
Dong Mei was puzzled. If the Imperial Concubine didn't go out, could it be that she wanted to watch this kid bathe? Or perhaps, she wanted to take a bath together?
Yang Yuhuan avoided Wu Tianlang's gaze and said to Dong Mei,""Girl, think about it. If I go out, what if others ask who is inside? If I stay in the room, even if the emperor comes, I can not open the door!”
Dongmei sighed." It seems like this is the only way. This servant will also accompany the Imperial Concubine here-"
Thus, the master and servant turned around and stood there quietly.
Wu Tianlang was at a loss, not knowing what to do…
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and wash it!" Dong Mei turned around and shouted at Wu Tianlang!
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