City Comedy King
1 The Spring Festival Gala skit,"Not Lacking Money"!

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[Host: Zhou Xing]

[Age: 21]

[Time: 2018]

[Location: Beijing, China]

[Skill: None]

[Backpack: None]

[Reputation: 8299]

………………

Zhou Xing stared blankly at the huge words that appeared in his mind. He was completely dumbfounded.

"What's going on? Did you forget to take your medicine and hallucinate?"

He rubbed his head hard and looked around. Suddenly, he realized that the scene around him had changed.

The furnishings, decorations, and even the scenery outside were completely different.

An inexplicable memory surged into his mind, and in an instant, countless messages appeared.

When he accepted these memories, he jumped up from the sofa!

"What the hell? I actually transmigrated to a parallel world? In this world, I dream of becoming a famous actor, but now I'm only carrying props for third-rate stage actors!”

Just as Zhou Xing was about to explode and was about to leave backstage, a voice sounded in his mind.

"Superstar System installed.”

"The system has been bound. The system is activating!”

"System activated! This system will help the host become a superstar. This system will focus on acting for 100 million years and help you act tough and fly…"

………………

"What is this? Is my golden finger here? It seemed like he couldn't even be an ordinary person!”

"Isn't it just becoming a superstar? Isn't it just a matter of minutes?”

"Oh right, system, if you have any gifts, hurry up and take them out. Don't hide them.”

"Ding, the newbie gift package is being delivered…Congratulations on obtaining x 1 Fruit of Acting, x 1 Fruit of Charm, x 1 Fruit of Talent. We are changing the real world for you to help you complete your performance faster.”

Ding!" The modification of the real world has been completed. It is now the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. Host, please display your talent and surprise everyone. After each performance, there will be a mission reward.”

Zhou Xing widened his eyes in shock.

"F * ck, system, you're awesome. You got me to perform on the Spring Festival Gala. When am I going to perform on stage?”

"Host, your current identity is still moving props.”

" System, I have 10,000 f * cking words. I don't know if I should say them…"

However, since he was already here, he had to take it as it was. Zhou Xing had always been very adaptable. Soon, he placed his attention on the fruit rewarded by the system.

"These three fruits look very beautiful. I wonder if they taste good.”

Zhou Xing directly picked up the fruit and ate it. The fruit melted in his mouth and was sweet and delicious.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for using the Fruit of Acting. You have successfully obtained the acting skills of a Best Actor!”

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for using the Fruit of Charm. Please forgive the system for not being able to describe your handsomeness!”

Ding!" Congratulations to the host for using the Fruit of Talent…Your talent has exceeded the maximum limit of the system. The system is automatically upgrading…"

“……”

Zhou Xing could not help but smile.

"Why does this system feel a little unreliable? However, the me in the mirror is indeed extremely handsome! Just this face alone is enough to become a lady killer and make countless young ladies want to give birth to monkeys for me!”

Just as Zhou Xing was basking in his beauty in the mirror, an ear-piercing voice suddenly resounded throughout the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Damn it! They were going to go on stage in 10 minutes. Why did they faint from fear?”

Zhou Xing looked in the direction of the voice and his eyes lit up.

"Isn't this Zhao Benshan from the Liaoning Folk Art Troupe? He's dressed in a grey Chinese tunic suit.”

But at this moment, Zhao Benshan suddenly waved at Zhou Xing.

"Little Zhou, you've been moving props in our group for quite a few years now. Your image is quite suitable for this role. You're going to the Spring Festival Gala with me!”

When Zhou Xing heard this, his mouth almost crooked from laughing.

This was really a good opportunity to give him a pillow when he was dozing off! He agreed without thinking.

"Alright, just wait and see!”

Zhao Benshan handed the script over and said,""Take a look first. You don't have many lines in this skit. Don't get stage fright when the time comes!”

When Zhou Xing took the script and glanced at it, he was instantly furious.

"What kind of lousy lines are these! Could this be called a skit? It takes three to five minutes for there to be a joke. The audience will definitely scold us!”

"Uncle Benshan, how can you act in such a lousy skit! Your " Selling Crutches " series are all classics!”

Zhao Benshan frowned. I've never even heard of it. I've been acting like this for so many years. The entire country loves to watch it!”

Zhou Xing was stunned when he heard this. After taking out his phone and searching, he was completely dumbfounded!

The classic skits, variety shows, movies, and even works of art from his previous life did not exist in this world!

The entertainment programs in this world were even more retarded!

"F * ck your stupid system. Even without you, I can still make a name for myself in this world!”

Zhou Xing took out a pen and notebook and quickly wrote according to his memory.

"Zhou Xing, what are you doing?!" Uncle Benshan panicked. Hurry up and memorize the script!"

"Don't be noisy. I'm writing a script!"

"You can't change the lines randomly! Hurry up and memorize it." Uncle Benshan thought he was changing his lines.

A minute later, Zhou Xing threw the completed script to Zhao Benshan.

"Let's act according to this!"

When Zhao Benshan heard this, his anger was about to rise. He was about to scold Zhou Xing for not knowing the severity of the situation, but after looking at the script, he could no longer raise his head.

A minute later, Zhao Benshan slapped his thigh!

"Alright! This is called a real skit. Little Zhou, you're really too talented! Let's act according to this new script! Right, what should this skit be called?”

Zhou Xing smiled and changed into a pair of Scottish shorts.

"This skit will be called 'Not Lacking in Money'!”

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