During the 2018 Spring Festival Gala, every household sat in front of the television, munching on melon seeds.
"The Spring Festival Gala has been getting worse and worse over the years. There aren't any good skits, and only Zhao Benshan's can be seen.”
"Yeah, the children have all gone to snatch red packets and play games. Only us elders came to watch the Spring Festival Gala.”
"However, Zhao Benshan's skits have been getting worse and worse over the years. I heard from the program list that the skit is called 'Tieling People'.”
At this moment, the Spring Festival Gala's host, Dong Qing, was suddenly dumbfounded when she received the news backstage.
"Not only did they change the person, they even changed the program! Even if he was Zhao Benshan, he couldn't do this! The director will definitely not agree."
"Zhao Benshan said that he has to act in this. The entire country's audience is waiting for him. If he doesn't come out, something big will happen.”
At this moment, the Spring Festival Gala director's face was completely black.
"Hmph, so what if you're Zhao Benshan? If there's a problem with this show, not only will you never be able to appear on the Spring Festival Gala's stage again, but your reputation in the country will also be ruined!”
It was 9:15 pm on New Year's Eve. Dong Qing finally walked out with a smile on her face.
"Next up is the old man from Northeast China that everyone is looking forward to the most. I heard that he brought his granddaughter here this time. Let's enjoy the skit 'Not lacking in money'.”
As the camera cut, Zhao Benshan, who was wearing a blue cotton jacket, had a string of garlic hanging around his neck, a bundle of onions, and two pheasants in his hands. He led a little girl in a northeast cotton jacket out.
"We're here!"
"We're here."
"This is the most expensive restaurant in Tieling…Isn't it Scottish?"”
His granddaughter looked at the sign and said,""Master, you read it the other way around. That's called Scottish love.”
The audience burst into laughter.
Even the Spring Festival Gala director was slightly taken aback."This skit is quite interesting!”
Onstage, the skit continued.
"What?" Oh, it's romantic. Let's eat here."
"Master, this place is really expensive."”
"It's a little more expensive. We brought money…more than 30,000 yuan.
"I didn't take my bag."
Zhao Benshan was a little anxious.”
"It's over…I fell on the kang.”
Zhao Benshan immediately scolded him,"You child, can you still do something?" You said that you were doing things, but you still…have money in your pocket?”
"How much…is this in my pocket? It's only…just over 70 yuan."
"There's still 400 left. Alright!" Zhao Benshan walked straight into the restaurant.
Duck Egg said anxiously,"That's not possible!"”
"That's it, waiter!”
Although the script had been changed at the last minute, Uncle Benshan used his stage experience to perform the opening perfectly. Then, the skit entered the main topic.
Zhou Xing slowly walked out from backstage. He wore a white silk top and a Scottish style skirt. As soon as he appeared, the audience applauded and clamored.
"Wow, which actor is this? This outfit is too beautiful!"
"Uncle Benshan standing next to him, this is too old-fashioned!”
In front of the TV, many girls who were fighting for red packets threw away their phones after seeing the TV.
"Which big brother is this! I can lick the screen for a year!"
"He should be a man, right? Why is he more beautiful than a woman? I'm going to watch this skit just for the sake of such a beautiful little brother.”
For a moment, many young men and women put down their phones and stared at the television screen.
On the television, the skit continued.
Zhou Xing looked at Zhao Benshan with disdain.
"I'm sorry, sir. This is a high-end hotel. We don't accept agricultural and sideline products.”
As soon as he said this, the audience burst into laughter.
Zhao Benshan didn't expect Zhou Xing's acting skills to be so good, so he was even more confident.
"No, we're here to eat."
"Oh my god!" Zhou Xing was surprised.”
"Don't you think so?" Zhao Benshan smiled.”
"It doesn't look like it!"
"I say, Miss, this meal is very important."”
Zhou Xing immediately became anxious." What? Who are you calling a girl? I'm a man!"”
Some of the audience members were already laughing so hard that they were gasping for breath.
Zhao Benshan: " Then…why is she wearing a dress?”
Zhou Xing took two steps forward." This is packaged according to our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a dress. It's a pair of cropped pants. Look, it has legs.”After saying that, he pulled up his pants and immediately looked embarrassed."Oh my god, I was so anxious that I went astray.”
The atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala was completely ignited by this sentence!
Zhou Xing even paced back and forth,"Oh my god, I was wondering why the aisle doesn't have a crotch!"”
The moment he said this, the atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala became even more intense. The viewership ratings in front of the television rose even more.
The emcee, Dong Qing, stood at the side, his eyes shining.
"This skit is definitely going to be popular!”
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