Zhou Xing had always felt that the system had some special fetish. Otherwise, it would not have associated this luck and misfortune with women.
He even saw with his own eyes that Guo Xiaosi couldn't get rid of that Flowery even if he wanted to!
Thinking about what had happened after his Luck Aura, Zhou Xing couldn't bear to watch anymore.
He was afraid that he would vomit later…
Zhou Xing asked the system curiously after returning to the set.
"System, are you male or female?"
The System was silent for a long time before it finally said,"" The system is unable to resolve the host's problem. The system database is automatically upgrading…"
The corner of Zhou Xing's mouth twitched. Wasn't he just teasing the system? Fine, he went to level up again this time.
However, Zhou Xing did not need the system for the time being.
In addition to filming, the most important thing these days was to continue broadcasting the comedy.
Currently, Comedian's viewership ratings had already reached a terrifying figure.
In the eyes of the director team, this was already a miracle. After all, the performance style of a comedy was too monotonous.
They were afraid that the viewership ratings would drop, but they were also looking forward to Zhou Xing's performance.
Because every time Zhou Xing appeared, it would give the audience a different sense of freshness.
"From the Spring Festival Gala's 'Not Short of Money' to the crosstalk afterwards, to the last episode's doomsday blockbuster skit,'The Infected.' I'm really looking forward to this performance.”
But this time, Zhou Xing was thinking about what he should perform.
But very quickly, he thought of a theme.
"I got it. I'll act in the 2005 classic 'Smashing the Wall'!”
"However, I can let Bai Mei play the supporting role, but I need a thinner one to be my partner.”
Zhou Xing couldn't help but hesitate and began to look for this role.
All the well-known comics had been poached by the funny comedy, and there was no doubt that he had fewer choices.
But in the end, he finally found a suitable candidate!
Great Roc!
No matter what, Dapeng was a comedy actor and had a certain level of fame. Moreover, they knew each other.
After all, Zhou Xing had once moved props for Dapeng…
Soon, Dapeng's phone call went through.
"Teacher Zhou Xing, I didn't expect it to be you. I'm so honored! I'm so honored!"
"Are you interested in performing a skit with me?”
The great roc was completely excited.
Performing with Zhou Xing represented popularity!
"No problem! When?"
"I've already written the script for tomorrow's comedy stage. Come over and we'll rehearse.”
"Alright, Teacher Zhou Xing, wait for me! I'll leave immediately!"
Zhou Xing was completely relieved after he had decided on the candidate.
As for Reba, she still had her own management company and had already gone to film.
At noon the next day, the three of them arrived at the recording studio.
On the Internet, there were countless people flooding the Happy Comedian's live streamer room.
"It will start in three minutes. The champion of this episode is undoubtedly our star!”
"Zhou Xing's two episodes received 500 votes and he became the champion. Zhou Xing is really too strong. I'm looking forward to this episode.”
" But I heard that someone has already bribed the audience…"
Amidst the discussions of the netizens, the funny comedy had already started.
The standard of the guests for this episode had once again improved, giving the audience a different kind of shock.
As for Zhou Xing, it was his third performance.
When he went on stage, the stage was not very gorgeous. Instead, it seemed simple.
"I heard that our star's skit this time is about smashing a wall. I wonder how it will be this time.”
As the red curtain was pulled open, Zhou Xing was not seen. Instead, it was Da Peng, who was wearing glasses and holding a bucket of paint in front of the door.
"Aiyo, good luck for the new year. I bought a new house, and I'm busy renovating it. The renovation process is the same.”
"Oh, ninth floor, my new house is here!”
"Oh, the door of the new house is so beautiful. Look at this door panel, look at this lock…Look…Look…"
In the end, the roc did not open the door for a long time.
"Oh my, the quality of the security doors these days is really not bad. Even my own house key can't open them!”
At this point, Dapeng suddenly shouted at the side of the stage.
"Zhou Dachui!"
At this moment, Zhou Xing was dressed as a farmer and walked onto the stage with a big hammer.
"I'm coming!"
When the audience below the stage saw this scene, they immediately exclaimed.
"Wow, although we are playing the role of a farmer today, the momentum of this hammer is too strong. It's like a general on an ancient battlefield!”
"Adding on a full set of armor, our star is definitely a rare battle general!”
And this was naturally due to Lu Bu's physique.
"The east wind blows, the war drums beat, and the renovation cannot be separated from Zhou Dachui!" I'll smash that house and this one. I'll smash whoever you want me to smash!”
After saying that, Zhou Xing walked over with the hammer in his hand."Big brother, who are you smashing?"
"Smash the door!"
"Smash the door? It was a good door. Wouldn't it be a pity to smash it?”
"Oh, anyway, after renovating the house, we have to change the door.”
"Why do we have to change the door?" Zhou Xing was dumbfounded.”
Dapeng: " Think about it. I asked you to renovate it. I'll give you this key. Take this key and come every day."”
"Then I definitely have to come!" Zhou Xing said.”
Dapeng: " Hey, you'll be able to walk smoothly in a month or two. When the house is renovated and there's no one at home, you might come back!”
At this moment, the audience below the stage fell silent after hearing the roc's words.
"The style of Zhou Xing's skit is different from the previous two skits! Instead, it's much more educational!"
"Da Peng really doesn't trust Zhou Xing at all!”
"A great roc? My star can't listen to Dapeng's orders. Dapeng hasn't given me the money to move the props last time!”
At this moment, the audience was caught off guard. They thought of Zhou Xing's crosstalk performance.
At this moment, Zhou Xing had already smashed open the door with his hammer and entered the house.
"Look at this house of mine," Dapeng boasted.”
Zhou Xing walked around and said,"It's quite spacious."”
Dapeng put down the paint bucket." I can't go there. I used to live in a four-square-meter apartment. It would leak in the winter and rain in the summer. The three of us would sleep in the same bed. This child would always squeeze in the middle. He wanted to be intimate with his wife at night, but the conditions didn't allow it.”
The audience below was already convulsing with laughter.
"This joke is amazing!”
"These words are also said so smoothly by Dapeng. They rhyme so well!”
The way you guys looked at Zhou Xing had completely acted out the renovator's expression!
"This skit is too down-to-earth!"
"I didn't expect that a rich man from our planet could act as a farmer so well!”
The audience below the stage discussed animatedly.
On the stage, Zhou Xing was already looking at Dapeng's paint bucket.
"Brother, you should go buy paint yourself!”
Dapeng: " That's right. In order to prevent the contractor from cheating for you, even if it's just a small screw, I'll have to do it myself."”
At the end of his speech, the expression of the great roc became even more exaggerated."Cheap!"
"How much is a screw?" Zhou Xing was stunned.”
The great roc stretched out a finger and said,"11 cents!"”
"What about the taxi fare?"
"Seventy-seven!"
Zhou Xing replied,"This head of his was kicked by a donkey in our village!"”
The audience below the stage immediately burst into laughter and cheers!
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