"Ever since I started renovating, my wife has been quarreling with me every day. She quarreled with you workers in the day and quarreled with me at night.”
Zhou Xing: " Then you have to make it clear to your sister-in-law. You can order your husband around like a worker during the day, but at night, you must not order your husband around like a worker."”
When Da Peng heard this, his entire face turned purple with anger. The audience below the stage laughed.
"My star is really too talented. Maybe my star has taken a fancy to Dapeng's wife..."
"Does Dapeng have a wife? I want to fall in love with Dapeng. This way, I'll be remembered by the stars!”Some young ladies even joked online.
"You don't like my star, you want my star to poach you! You're ruining our planet's reputation!" On the Internet, Zhou Xing's true fans felt that something was amiss.
Some of them were pretending to be Zhou Xing's fans to create a ruckus here!
His ultimate goal was to completely discredit Zhou Xing!
As for those who had been seen through, they decided to stop pretending and started fighting with Zhou Xing's fans again.
However, most of the people who wanted to come over and ruin it were stunned when they saw the skit.
"This skit is too good to watch.”
"Watch my ass! How can I lead the rhythm after watching? Fight my ass! They gave us money…"
"But Zhou Xing's skits are so good. I'm going to become his fan too.”
"You took money from your employer!"
"Isn't it just that little money? I'm not taking this order!”
At this moment, the skit's plot had officially reached the part where the wall was smashed.
"Big Brother, you can't smash this wall. There's a toilet behind it.”
"Why can't I smash the toilet?"
"Big Brother, think about it. There's a TV in front and a toilet behind. If you want to do one thing, wouldn't that be a live broadcast?”
The audience could already imagine that scene…
"Why don't you know anything about romance?!"”
"Why don't I know anything about romance?"”
"Do you think the toilet is just for convenience? You can take a shower, you can take a bath!”
Dapeng sat down on the paint bucket for Zhou Xing and pointed at the wall.
" Think about it. If you sit here and watch TV while my wife stands there and takes a shower…"
"Then how can I be in the mood to watch TV?"”
The audience burst into laughter.
" The great roc is really amazing. It even dares to make me imagine such a scene…"
"If only Woxing was thinking about me!”
On the stage, the two of them had already agreed on the price. Zhou Xing raised his hammer and started smashing it.
"Eighty! Eighty! Eighty!"
"Stop!"
Da Peng suddenly shouted. Zhou Xing's Li did not dare to smash down and was directly brought a few steps away by the hammer.
"Big brother, it's taboo to stop when you're swinging the hammer. It's easy for your lumbar disc to bulge!”
On the Internet, some young ladies blushed when they saw Zhou Xing twisting his waist.
"This is definitely the dirtiest skit on our planet! There's no other!"
"My legs are going weak…"
On the Internet, some people even created an emoticon pack with the dynamic picture of Zhou Xing twisting his waist. It went viral among the young ladies!
On the stage, the young ladies did not think as much.
"I'm sorry, I just wanted to ask. Do you charge 80 yuan a day or 80 yuan a day?"”
"Eighty a day! Eighty for one hammer strike, wouldn't that be a one-time deal?”
"Then why did you shout every time you hit the hammer?”
"Aren't I feeling motivated?"
"You're confident, but I'm not!"”
"Then you didn't even give me the deposit. What if I didn't call you and you forgot?”
"Alright, alright, alright. Go ahead and shout!"
Zhou Xing raised his hammer and smashed it.
"Eighty! Eighty! Eighty! Bang!"
A large intersection was smashed into the upper left corner of the wall, and water sprayed out.
"Big Brother, the water pipe is broken!"
"Great!" Good, good, good! Get me a fountain right here!”
"I'm afraid Big Brother can't."
"Why?"
"Sewer pipe!" Zhou Xing said.
The audience below the stage was already laughing crazily at this time, and there was a round of applause.
"My star is still my star! That's amazing…"
On the Internet: " Even through the screen, I can smell a strong smell. My star's performance is too amazing."”
However, there were still water army battles on the Internet.
"What kind of skit is this? Smashing a sewer pipe? How can someone watch such a disgusting skit?”
"And those lines in front, the content is eye-piercing and involved in a scandal!”
At this moment, the troll army suddenly refreshed their screens. All of them had bad reviews.
Zhou Xing's fans wanted to retaliate but were drowned out.
When Guo Xiaosi saw this scene, he was even more pleased with himself.
"Zhou Xing, you should never have provoked me!“
However, at this moment, the live broadcast platform suddenly went dark.
Shark Streaming's server crashed again…
Shark Streaming's management was about to explode!
"We've already added so many servers. Why is it still crashing? What is your technical department doing?"
The technical department: " It's not because of us. Someone is maliciously refreshing the comments. Many new accounts have squeezed in. The server naturally can't take it!”
Shark Streaming was furious. Blocked them all! Find out who's behind this. The technical department will control their computers!”
When the video was restored, Guo Xiaosi was furious when he saw that the negative reviews were gone.
"I spent so much money. What are those people doing?”
However, the next moment, he received a call from the troll army."Our computers have been hacked. These losses will be compensated according to what we said before.”
"You guys were the ones who did not do your job well, so why should I compensate you?" Guo Xiaosi said in a deep voice.”
"If you don't compensate us, we'll tell everyone about this…"
Guo Xiaosi's sweat was already dripping down.
"Good, you guys are ruthless!"
At this moment, Zhou Xing had no idea that so many things had happened because of this performance.
If he knew that Guo Xiaosi had shot himself in the foot, he would probably laugh about this for half a year.
However, the skit had already broken through the second wall, and a shrew's voice came from inside.
"What are you doing? What are you guys doing?"
White Brow was dressed as a woman and was extremely vulgar. He was so scared that the two of them ran to the sides of the stage.
White Brow wanted to crawl into the room through the wall, but in the next moment, he was stuck in the props…
Everyone on stage was dumbfounded.
There wasn't even this part in the rehearsal!
There was an accident at the scene!
ps。He had accidentally locked himself out and had been outside for a few hours. Now, he finally opened the door and entered the house…
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