Originally, White Brow was going to turn into a shrew and crawl through the broken wall. However, no one expected that White Brow would be stuck there because he was too fat.
This was a stage accident!
It was just that Bai Mei's frozen expression was really too funny!
The audience was stunned for two seconds before they all laughed.
"This is too interesting."
Zhou Xing and Da Peng couldn't help but approach. White Brow suddenly looked like a shrew.
"What are you doing?"
Zhou Xing and Da Peng immediately reacted. Since they couldn't get over and were stuck here, there was no need to come over.
He could still act if he was stuck, and the effect was even better!
"Sister-in-law, it's nothing. I just want to expand the space!"”
"Why did you smash our wall when you were expanding the space?!"”
"Big Brother, isn't that your house?"”
"That's our house!" said the white-browed sister-in-law, baring her fangs and brandishing her claws.”
Zhou Xing immediately ran around in a panic.
"It's already crossed the line and still…"
Dapeng: " Sister-in-law, I didn't want to cross the line. I just wanted to take out a closet."”
"You're digging in the closet!" My closet has just been finished! I was sweeping the dust when a sledgehammer came over. Fortunately, I dodged it in time. Otherwise, my face would have been ruined!”
White Brow emphasized the word " f ** k " so much that he spat on Da Peng's face. The audience below the stage laughed crazily.
"She's already stuck in the wall, but she can still be so shrewish. Amazing! It's really too amazing!"
"When that broken word is spat out, it can be compared to a watering can. I'm so happy.”
"This performance is really amazing!"
At this moment, Zhou Xing had already pulled the great roc to the side.
"Aiya, big brother, with this appearance, disfigurement is equivalent to plastic surgery!”
However, she did not expect that these words would be heard by Bai Mei. Bai Mei's sister-in-law was instantly furious.
"What are you talking about? What did you say? Let me tell you, is it easy to buy a house?”
Zhou Xing walked over and said honestly,""It's not easy!"
"I haven't been staying for a day, and you've turned it into a dilapidated house!"”
This mouthful of saliva sprayed Zhou Xing's face.
Zhou Xing wiped his face.
"Aiya, big brother, this smells even worse than the sewers!”
The audience below the stage was already convulsing with laughter.
Dapeng: " Sister-in-law, don't be angry. As the saying goes, with this wall, we are two families. Without this wall…"
"There are still two families!"
"Yes!" Zhou Xing hurried over and said. You can't have an affair.”
The white-browed sister-in-law was instantly enraged.
"What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"
"Can't we just smash it privately…" Zhou Xing said hurriedly.
"Alright, don't waste your breath. Tell me what to do!"”
"I'll build a wall for you immediately!"”
"Yes!"
Zhou Xing looked at White Brow, who was stuck inside, and glanced at Da Peng.
"Sister-in-law, if you want to build a wall, I'm afraid you'll have to endure it! Eighty!"
Zhou Xing raised his sledgehammer and smashed it at White Brow. White Brow was dumbfounded.
Although it was a prop hammer, it still hurt when it was smashed!
But at this moment, there was no other way. White Brow was directly smashed back by the prop hammer.
"Zhou Dachui, hurry up and build a wall for me!"”
Zhou Xing: " I can build a wall, but I don't have bricks!”
"Where are the bricks?"
"He went to smash his house…"
"Move it!"
Zhou Xing: " Big Brother, I don't dare to. Looking at his appearance, I'm also afraid of being disfigured!"”
Da Peng was once again sprayed with saliva. The audience below the stage was already laughing crazily at this time.
"If you don't build it, then what should I do?"”
However, at this moment, the last wall was suddenly smashed through. White Brow was wearing a safety helmet and holding a sledgehammer. He was dumbfounded.
"What are you doing?"
White Brow picked up the sledgehammer and said, I just wanted to take out a closet and smash it!”
With that, White Brow went back into the hole.
Zhou Xing was surprised." Big brother, there are bricks. I'll put them on for you."”
But at this moment, the great roc had a sorrowful expression.
"Aiya, why am I so unlucky! This hammer here and there, it smashed my good room into honeycomb briquettes.”
Just as Da Peng was frowning, Bai Mei once again walked up to the stage in a black suit.
"Hey, hey, hey, who smashed it? Who smashed it?"
Zhou Xing: " I, I smashed it."”
"Who told you to smash it?"
"I told him to smash it!" What's wrong?"
"Don't be too unreasonable. It might be the property management."”
"What's so great about property management?!" Dapeng said angrily. I've already paid the renovation deposit! Let me tell you, I'll smash it however I want! Because this is my home!"
"What floor is your house on?" White Brow asked.”
"Ninth level!"
"What level is this?"
"Ninth level!"
Zhou Xing quickly pulled Bai Mei to the door."Big brother is right. Look at the sign that says level nine!”
"What do you know?!" White Brow was furious. Let me tell you, this is the nail that was knocked off by the wall opposite yesterday. This is not the ninth floor, but the sixth floor! You're smashing my house!"
The audience below the stage was already laughing crazily. At this moment, the red curtain had completely fallen.
Zhou Xing, Da Peng, and Bai Mei also saw Wu Xiubo.
The first thing Wu Xiubo said when she saw Da Peng was,""I haven't paid for the props last time, and I haven't paid for the wall this time either!”
The audience was filled with laughter.
"Nothing, nothing, it's just a joke I wrote out of boredom."”
After saying this, he looked at Wu Xiubo and pulled her back."If you say so, I won't be expecting it back…"
The audience burst into laughter.
Zhou Xing's humor was not only on stage, but also at any time!
After a few simple words, the host turned his gaze to White Brow.
This was a group of comics that had been eliminated, but now they were back on this stage.
Zhou Xing hurriedly stood in front of White Brow.
"It's like this. I'm short of people. It just so happened that White Brow was filming with me, so I pulled him over.”
"Oh?" Wu Xiubo couldn't help but ask. What kind of drama are you filming!"
This was what Zhou Xing wanted him to say: "The urban comedy 'The Breakup Master'! He believed that it wouldn't be long before it could be released in cinemas!”
"When the time comes, I hope everyone will support me!”
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